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Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and the Egyptian president died and went all to hell.
Queen Elizabeth said: I miss England , I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there....
She called and talked for about 5 minutes...
She said: well, devil how much do I owe you?
The devil goes: five million dollars
Five million dollars!!! She made him a check and went to sit back on her chair
Bill Clinton was so jealous, he starts screaming, me too I want to call the United States , I want to see how
everybody is doing too
He called and talked for about 2 minutes,
Then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you????
The devil goes: ten million dollars...
ten million dollars!!!!! ! He made him a check and went to sit back on his chair...
The Egyptian president was extremely so jealous too...
he starts screaming and screaming, I want to call Egypt too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too,
I want to talk to the ministers, to the deputies, I want to talk to everybody...
He called Egypt and he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking...
Then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you?
The devil goes: one dollar...
Queen Elizabeth and Bill Clinton: only one dollar?!!!!!
The devil goes: well, from hell to hell, it's local!!




PS. I got this from a egyption friend so don't say i'm racist
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Old 01-05-2011, 06:50   #2
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Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and the Egyptian president died and went all to hell.
Queen Elizabeth said: I miss England , I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there....
She called and talked for about 5 minutes...
She said: well, devil how much do I owe you?
The devil goes: five million dollars
Five million dollars!!! She made him a check and went to sit back on her chair
Bill Clinton was so jealous, he starts screaming, me too I want to call the United States , I want to see how
everybody is doing too
He called and talked for about 2 minutes,
Then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you????
The devil goes: ten million dollars...
ten million dollars!!!!! ! He made him a check and went to sit back on his chair...
The Egyptian president was extremely so jealous too...
he starts screaming and screaming, I want to call Egypt too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too,
I want to talk to the ministers, to the deputies, I want to talk to everybody...
He called Egypt and he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking...
Then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you?
The devil goes: one dollar...
Queen Elizabeth and Bill Clinton: only one dollar?!!!!!
The devil goes: well, from hell to hell, it's local!!




PS. I got this from a egyption friend so don't say i'm racist
Replace Egypt with Romania and you have it even better. I'm not afraid of hell, i live in it.
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Old 01-05-2011, 06:52   #3
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Replace Egypt with Romania and you have it even better. I'm not afraid of hell, i live in it.
lol i could have but like i said, i just copy pasted
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lol i could have but like i said, i just copy pasted
I don't quite find Egypt hell, i mean look at this one we have here. It's hot as hell during summer... and in winter, it freaking snows in hell!
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I don't quite find Egypt hell, i mean look at this one we have here. It's hot as hell during summer... and in winter, it freaking snows in hell!
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you should let me stay with you one day, always wanted to visit hell and wonder why i want to not go to heaven ^_^
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you should let me stay with you one day, always wanted to visit hell and wonder why i want to not go to heaven ^_^
Yeah i don't want to go to heaven either, unless they offer me a demon hunter job, then i'm all for it. Oh, and requesting Heavenly Bazooka too. That's all i need. Not peace, i want action!
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Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and the Egyptian president died and went all to hell.
Queen Elizabeth said: I miss England , I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there....
She called and talked for about 5 minutes...
She said: well, devil how much do I owe you?
The devil goes: five million dollars
Five million dollars!!! She made him a check and went to sit back on her chair
Bill Clinton was so jealous, he starts screaming, me too I want to call the United States , I want to see how
everybody is doing too
He called and talked for about 2 minutes,
Then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you????
The devil goes: ten million dollars...
ten million dollars!!!!! ! He made him a check and went to sit back on his chair...
The Egyptian president was extremely so jealous too...
he starts screaming and screaming, I want to call Egypt too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too,
I want to talk to the ministers, to the deputies, I want to talk to everybody...
He called Egypt and he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking...
Then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you?
The devil goes: one dollar...
Queen Elizabeth and Bill Clinton: only one dollar?!!!!!
The devil goes: well, from hell to hell, it's local!!




PS. I got this from a egyption friend so don't say i'm racist

That just doesn't wanna happen.
30 years so far if ya know what i'm talking about.

If that was a funny joke i would have laughed but srry its not and i'm not saying that cause i'm egy , its just not funny.
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its just not funny.
Show us a funny one then
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That just doesn't wanna happen.
30 years so far if ya know what i'm talking about.

If that was a funny joke i would have laughed but srry its not and i'm not saying that cause i'm egy , its just not funny.
lol i hope you read my PS, a EGYPTION friend posted, and all his EGYPTION friends laughed, forgive me if the forum has made you so bitter
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That just doesn't wanna happen.
30 years so far if ya know what i'm talking about.

If that was a funny joke i would have laughed but srry its not and i'm not saying that cause i'm egy , its just not funny.
Ours will never die either. O_o lots of ppl tried and failed to get rid of him (not by killing him though). And it looks like he won't be going any time soon, he's staying for the full 20 years.
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Ok but i'll skip the tour through the woods O_o i don't want to get shot.
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