[I.punch.bishes]

Originally Posted by ~*panda*~

You're an ass.

Thanks for mentioning. Her ass was too flat for my standards

[Electra_Glide]

Originally Posted by I.punch.bishes

Walking home from work at 3 AM because rail lines were under construction and I couldn't wait for the buses since they pass a lot less frequently. Had over a mile to cover and I pass along a cemetery whose length spanned 3-4 blocks. The area was desolate. A moment later I see a lady walking behind me, so I slowed down just so I could check her ass. I noticed she started speed walking and kept her head locked onto the phone, which she held with both her hands. When she stood fixated to that posture as she passed me, I realized she probably thinks I'll do something. Good troll victim, I thought . I gave out a loud shriek, made a quick run towards her and stopped halfway. Laughed so ****ing hard seeing that woman run for her life.

Don't stop all that fun you are having. If you think that is funny, it would even be more funny when you tell the story about when you do it again and they pull out a gun to blow your head off.....oh yeah....can't tell that story...

[I.punch.bishes]

Originally Posted by Electra_Glide

Don't stop all that fun you are having. If you think that is funny, it would even be more funny when you tell the story about when you do it again and they pull out a gun to blow your head off.....oh yeah....can't tell that story...

Body language

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[Sepharius]

Hemp's mama.

[Electra_Glide]

Originally Posted by Sepharius

Hemp's mama.

You do that every day............boring.......

[bahana]

Studying for the GRE

[Deathclaw]

Originally Posted by bahana

Studying for the GRE

Well i assume that you dont study in germany anymore then :P

[ßytchSlap]

Taking a nap after busting your ass at the gym feels gooooooooooood.

[CornFlakes:o]

Originally Posted by ßytchSlap

Taking a nap after busting your ass at the gym feels gooooooooooood.

way to be a skank

[ßytchSlap]

Originally Posted by CornFlakes:o

way to be a skank

I'm a guy, therefore boss.

Is it normal to feel like you're going to throw up when lifting weights? It also accompanies frequent burping.

[Promethean]

Had an epic Argentinian steak while overlooking the Burj al Arab. #SteakSundays

[Raliuga]

so...youtube....weird stuff...wtf?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOVduROwRrk

[I.punch.bishes]

Originally Posted by Raliuga

so...youtube....weird stuff...wtf?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOVduROwRrk

Nig sorry, I left my projector running.

[Raliuga]

allah ahkbar!

[I.punch.bishes]

Been going to the gym; starting to feel my chest muscles getting bigger