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Wester V.3 · 10-16-2011, 22:12

'Sup?

I see you pathetic rag tag group of ***gots still can't post in a prompt and orderly fashion when your king arrives.

mwah · 10-16-2011, 22:37

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Originally Posted by Wester V.3

'Sup?

I see you pathetic rag tag group of ***gots still can't post in a prompt and orderly fashion when your king arrives.

Your throne has been prepared. please, take it.

#49SCARFACE#49 · 10-16-2011, 23:12

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Originally Posted by Wester V.3

'Sup?

I see you pathetic rag tag group of ***gots still can't post in a prompt and orderly fashion when your king arrives.

And you are?

bahana · 10-16-2011, 23:29

I am so sorry Wester, please punish me severely because I am a masochist.

thehempknight · 10-17-2011, 00:17

And you are......?

Wester V.3 · 10-17-2011, 00:29

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Originally Posted by mwah

Your throne has been prepared. please, take it.

Does it have the ass washer, per my request?

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Originally Posted by #49SCARFACE#49

And you are?

Prepare for the violent onslaught of gore that is going to befall you.

Your offal shall rain upon the Earth in a massive **** storm of fury and rage. I am your lord, savior, father...Wester. Do not cross me again, mortal.

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Originally Posted by bahana

I am so sorry Wester, please punish me severely because I am a masochist.

The real punishment then would be to not punish you.

...Suffer.

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Originally Posted by thehempknight

And you are......?

No - the real question is, why haven't you quit yet?

thehempknight · 10-17-2011, 00:44

Because there always has to be someone to stop you. The Ying to your Yang, if you like.

Wester V.3 · 10-17-2011, 00:47

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Originally Posted by thehempknight

Because there always has to be someone to stop you. The Ying to your Yang, if you like.

No. The Ying to my Ying.

We are one, you and I. You just don't know it yet.

mwah · 10-17-2011, 01:06

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Originally Posted by Wester V.3

Does it have the ass washer, per my request?

No, but I will assign an ass washer immediately for you. There are many people OT who love ass and will gladly take the job.

Wester V.3 · 10-17-2011, 01:14

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Originally Posted by mwah

No, but I will assign an ass washer immediately for you. There are many people OT who love ass and will gladly take the job.

...But it's not on the chair. It's not the same.

I mean...just...nevermind - you don't understand.

thehempknight · 10-17-2011, 01:17

Oh. Well if we're the same, I guess carry on with our good works, then.

Wester V.3 · 10-17-2011, 01:20

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Originally Posted by thehempknight

Oh. Well if we're the same, I guess carry on with our good works, then.

...I was going to say that.

mwah · 10-17-2011, 01:25

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Originally Posted by Wester V.3

...But it's not on the chair. It's not the same.

I mean...just...nevermind - you don't understand.

I am sorry if you are displeased. I exist to please my lord in any way i can.

Wester V.3 · 10-17-2011, 01:33

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Originally Posted by mwah

I am sorry if you are displeased. I exist to please my lord in any way i can.

I thought I was fairly reasonable with my requests.

IT HURTS MORE THAN YOU KNOW. I NEVER GET WHAT I WANT! EVER!

My heart, it aches...

mwah · 10-17-2011, 01:43

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Originally Posted by Wester V.3

I thought I was fairly reasonable with my requests.

IT HURTS MORE THAN YOU KNOW. I NEVER GET WHAT I WANT! EVER!

My heart, it aches...

I shift the blame to my underlings.

Heart aches? fapsturbation. problems solved.

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thehempknight Your Ruler Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 10,430	And you are......? __________________ sar c a s m I hate it when it drips like that.... Official Unofficial NonMember of the BACONEERS!!!!11eleven There's no point for democracy when ignorance is celebrated. The saline from your tear ducts energizes my ego.

10-17-2011, 00:44	#7
thehempknight Your Ruler Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 10,430	Because there always has to be someone to stop you. The Ying to your Yang, if you like. __________________ sar c a s m I hate it when it drips like that.... Official Unofficial NonMember of the BACONEERS!!!!11eleven There's no point for democracy when ignorance is celebrated. The saline from your tear ducts energizes my ego.

10-17-2011, 01:17	#11
thehempknight Your Ruler Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 10,430	Oh. Well if we're the same, I guess carry on with our good works, then. __________________ sar c a s m I hate it when it drips like that.... Official Unofficial NonMember of the BACONEERS!!!!11eleven There's no point for democracy when ignorance is celebrated. The saline from your tear ducts energizes my ego.

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