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Old 09-26-2012, 12:48   #1
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I have this great idea...

...That includes evoking demons into my house.

Who's with me?
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Old 09-26-2012, 12:55   #2
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dude, did you also flip out? there's too many nuts out there as it is.

unless you're up to use this **** to trick a gullible ***** to bed you, in which case this is kinda smart.
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So weird. Laughed at the part that you can have spiritual sex with a demon.
Dont have to worry about getting pregnant or getting STDs. But if you cheat on a monogamous demon, your other partner might wind up dead. lolwut?!! hahaha
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Old 09-26-2012, 14:43   #5
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I especially like the part where it shows you how to summon a succubus.
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...That includes evoking demons into my house.

Who's with me?
Holy **** bro, I have one of these living inside me. How do I get him out?
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Old 09-26-2012, 18:44   #7
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You probably did an invocation instead of an evocation and conjured the demon into yourself. Now that you have him where you want him you can bind him to you. Then he's your woman. "Woman, go make me a spiritual sandwich and destroy my enemies."

Good luck.
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Old 09-27-2012, 00:55   #8
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So does this mean you admit there is a god?
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Old 09-27-2012, 01:42   #9
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Sigh....
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Old 09-27-2012, 02:16   #10
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I'm an atheist first, and a maltheist second. Under the theory that the Abrahamic religions are right, that is, Yahweh/God and Lucifer/Satan do exist, I believe that God is a piece of shit troll, and Satan is in all probability some kind of freedom fighter due to his rebellion against aforementioned piece of shit troll. I don't believe either side has any beings that are all good, or all evil, just differing shades of grey.

That being said, I can't really get behind Theistic Satanism because its beliefs are that Satan is the creator and was basically sucker punched by God who then stole Satan's shit, and that they're all super advanced extra-terrestrials called Nephilims.

I don't really look to fit in to anything though, since my actual belief is no belief, and all of this other stuff are just fantasy "what if?" scenarios.
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HI HEMP

*waves frenetically*

I found this for you.

You will need:

1 or more black, blue or red candles (as many as you like)
A sterilized needle or razor
A piece of clean paper, large enough to write the prayer below
A dry pen, where you sign your name in blood (dip the tip of the pen in your blood)
Write the following prayer:

Before the almighty and ineffable God Satan/Lucifer and in the presence of all Demons of Hell, who are the True and the Original gods, I, (state your full name) renounce any and all past allegiances. I renounce the false Judeo/Christian god Jehova, I renounce his vile and worthless son Jesus Christ, I renounce his foul, odious, and rotten holy spirit.

I proclaim Satan Lucifer as my one and only God. I promise to recognize and honor him in all things, without reservation, desiring in return, his manifold assistance in the successful completion of my endeavors.


It is important to bathe before any rituals you perform, this is done out of respect. When you are ready, you can light the candle. Take the needle, prick the index finger of your left hand, squeeze some blood out.

Sign your name in blood.

Recite the prayer either aloud or in your head

Fold the paper and let it burn in the fire of the candle. Many of us have stayed and meditated until the candle had burned itself out.

At the end of the ritual, close with the words "So mote it be." And a Big "HAIL SATAN!!"
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You forgot the end part, where you cry quietly to yourself when nothing happens and you realize what a tragedy you have let yourself become.
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Old 09-27-2012, 03:35   #13
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You have too much hatred in your heart, Hemp.
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so....is there anything in there to enlarge my *****?
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Old 09-27-2012, 03:52   #15
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No argument there.
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