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Old 12-19-2010, 19:35   #1
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If God is omnipotent, can he create a weight that he is unable to lift?

How many times do you suppose God has attempted suicide, him being the only one of his kind and living for billions of years/eternity?

What kind of ******* do you have to be to create a species (humans) and then command your first creation (angels) to worship, serve them, and love them more than God himself?

What idiot breaks his own commandment? First commandment: You shall have no other gods before me.

What kind of sick ******* puts up an apple tree, says "NO TOUCHY", then sits back and watches the poor *******s stumble around with no sense of right and wrong, not knowing that eating the apple is wrong, since they don't know right and wrong yet until they've eaten the apple, at which point they **** their pants and God runs around the corner screaming "YOU'VE BEEN PUNK"D!!!!"

The worst person in the history of existence is Eve. She ate the apple first, gained the knowledge, then knowingly gave the apple to Adam to ruin his life.

Have fun with your free will while you can, because God will take it away if and when you get to Heaven. You will be a slave to another and the only creation in Heaven without a will of their own.
The saved, once glorified, will no longer sin throughout eternity (Rev. 21:4,27).
Since you can no longer sin throughout eternity, that means you do not have the choice to sin.

Since Satan has free will, who is to say that he can't change his nature and be good again? When beings have free will, prophesies have no control over the future, thus Armageddon never happens. Does this make Satan good? Or bad? If Satan wants to be ultimately good, he is forced by God's plan to destroy and kill in order for all humans to be judged and allowed into heaven.

Since God loves Satan (the being, not what he represents) and we are to love everything God loves, we must love Satan.

God is omnipresent, he likes to watch you suffer.

Satan can walk in Heaven and you can't.

God is omniscient, therefore he knows the ultimate outcome of everyone's allegiances and sins, knows who goes to Heaven and who goes to Hell, but he still likes to have a "plan" like he's trying to prove something. Sounds pretty egotistical to me, perhaps, prideful?
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Old 12-20-2010, 18:17   #2
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If God loves me, that implies that he has a dependency on me, which means he's not omnipotent.
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If God loves me, that implies that he has a dependency on me, which means he's not omnipotent.
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I don't see how love=dependence. I'd be more interested in hearing you try to defend that one.
But to answer a few of your questions.....
1. *yawn*
2. None, because he would have succeeded. Just because you wanna an hero cause you're lonely, doesn't mean God is as emo. (oooooooh)
3. A guy who loves his dog, and tells his kids to love it and take care of it, too?
4. What other gods did he put before himself?
5. Well he did tell them not to. It was still that whole "free will" thing. He just needed more beta testing. But come on, he only had been at it for a couple days. He was noob.
6. Yeah, Eve sucks.
7. No sin = you can't do anything wrong. I'm sure there are situations where robbing a bank or sharking could be considered ok. If it's not a sin, it's allllllllllll goooooooooooood.
8. Satan doesn't want to change, obviously. Being Satan has gotta be pretty fun, though a bit pointless, in the end. But could he? Sure, but he still wouldn't be accepted back, being an angel. He's lucky he wasn't just blinked out of existence.
9. Love and forgivness are values taught, but you can love someone and not be involved with them.
10. He also likes Meat Lovers stuffed crust and the NBA. What's your point? You don't like watching skateboarders bail? I would guarantee you take just as much pleasure by watching a guy bust his junk on a railing. In his image, you know....
11. Segway, son. He can walk all he likes.
12. How is he the one proving something? Proving it to who? He wrote a book, and now he's watching the reenactment of it. Seems pretty normal, to me. As for pride in it, guess we'll just have to wait till the end to find out how he feels about it.

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If God loves me, that implies that he has a dependency on me, which means he's not omnipotent.
God is omnipotent, he can rely on anyone and still be independent.
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This one is not really blasphemous. It's also kind of dumb.
It's like asking if a circle can be square at the same time. It just doesn't make sense.
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Love means you have a connection to that person. If something happens to that person you would be very upset. You would do anything to protect that person. That's a weakness.
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