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Old 04-06-2009, 18:13   #1
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Talking Wtf!? This is my spot!? GTFO!

All jokes aside from the idiotic title, I'm a pretty cool guy on a pretty cool server. Being my awesome self I'm superman'ing in Mystic Castle when I suddenly see an income of Egyptians.

Wanting the Bull monster spawn for myself I destroy Evildude26(or some **** like that) like the maggot he is. Along comes Some ***** named Queen(Has some number code on the sides of the name but I can't remember). Anyway Queen takes it upon herself to deal the first blow, hilarious as it may seem she got me down to 10 Hps.

I'm just so awesome that I magnet jump and finish her off with my wand(snow to be exact). The ***** dies and I go about my way. Next thing I know ***** comes back for more and I'm like wtf..!? She get's a good zap to herc to zap combo in and finishes me before I have enough time to type "lol."

So I call my partner Megadeth up and he's like "I already hate her, she's dead." He comes through and does his toxic fog and manages to hit her.. I think? Anyway She land a zap combo in on him and he's like "wtf?" I'm still dead so I smoothly go to her and use "revive here," but to my horrible dismay I fukkin' die again by this hoe. With both me and Megadeth dead she does the most epic **** I have ever seen!

She gets inbetween both of out ghosts and goes "all kos," I'm like wtf! Oh ****! Epic..? I know, queen is an epic eggy. Anyway I'm like F this ****, rev here and finish her off once more. Megadeth revs to town and says she's martyring (wtf? I know..), anyway he finishes her up in the Fuggin' "Center of Town," 4 minutes before server maintanence, -PRO.

How epic..? I know..
By this time your mouth has dropped from the awesomenisity of this post. Anyway savor the moment, as I know I will.

OMGWTFBBQSAUCE!?
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Old 04-06-2009, 18:20   #2
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All jokes aside from the idiotic title, I'm a pretty cool guy on a pretty cool server. Being my awesome self I'm superman'ing in Mystic Castle when I suddenly see an income of Egyptians.

Wanting the Bull monster spawn for myself I destroy Evildude76 like the maggot he is. Along comes Some ***** named Queen(Has some number code on the sides of the name but I can't remember). Anyway Queen takes it upon herself to deal the first blow, hilarious as it may seem she got me down to 10 Hps.

I'm just so awesome that I magnet jump and finish her off with my wand(snow to be exact). The ***** dies and I go about my way. Next thing I know ***** comes back for more and I'm like wtf..!? She get's a good zap to herc to zap combo in and finishes me before I have enough time to type "lol."

So I call my partner Megadeth up and he's like "I already hate her, she's dead." He comes through and does his toxic fog and manages to hit her.. I think? Anyway She land a zap combo in on him and he's like "wtf?" I'm still dead so I smoothly go to her and use "revive here," but to my horrible dismay I fukkin' die again by this hoe. With both me and Megadeth dead she does the most epic **** I have ever seen!

She gets inbetween both of out ghosts and goes "all kos," I'm like wtf! Oh ****! Epic..? I know, queen is an epic eggy. Anyway I'm like F this ****, rev here and finish her off once more. Megadeth revs to town and says she's martyring (wtf? I know..), anyway he finishes her up in the Fuggin' "Center of Town," 4 minutes before server maintanence, -PRO.

How epic..? I know..
By this time your mouth has dropped from the awesomenisity of this post. Anyway savor the moment, as I know I will.

OMGWTFBBQSAUCE!?
Wow lolz awesomeness. Naw though she was like attacking me and she'd hit like 3ks and die from a gaurd >_> Martyrs ftw But yeah she told me to go outside DC because she was tired of getting killled by the bulker that is Gaurd1 so I psn her and she runs back into town. Summon gaurd right next to her and killed her and logged :P It's also #26quuen#26 all egys mis-spell their names :P

tl;dr: cool story brah
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Old 04-06-2009, 18:22   #3
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Wow lolz awesomeness. Naw though she was like attacking me and she'd hit like 3ks and die from a gaurd >_> Martyrs ftw But yeah she told me to go outside DC because she was tired of getting killled by the bulker that is Gaurd1 so I psn her and she runs back into town. Summon gaurd right next to her and killed her and logged :P It's also #26quuen#26 all egys mis-spell their names :P

tl;dr: cool story brah
Oh yeah, it's what I do men bro.
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