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jackoffthebox · 04-06-2010, 22:01

Well OT is boring so I am gonna make you guys laugh.

Here are some questions and try to make funny/logical answers.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?

Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? Theyre both dogs.

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

What is the speed of dark?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

BuddhaIncarnate · 04-07-2010, 00:29

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Originally Posted by jackoffthebox

Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?
Because Dihydrogen Monoxide is a hazard to the environment, as it is a major component of acid rain.

The only one I felt like answering.

xTrooge · 04-07-2010, 00:41

Because it's over 9000!

Miss~Led · 04-07-2010, 02:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackoffthebox

Well OT is boring so I am gonna make you guys laugh.

Here are some questions and try to make funny/logical answers.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Testical

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

Babies

Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?

aparently the water goes off when not trickling down the mountains

Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? Theyre both dogs.

goofy was never the brightest he forgot he was a dog?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Yes

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

omg no! its shaped like an animal

What is the speed of dark?

Very slow when you have insomnia

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

the monkey knawed it off

Yes i took the non serious way of answering

Farau · 04-07-2010, 02:46

All yes.

thehempknight · 04-07-2010, 04:42

I love animal crackers. They are delicious and have funny animal shapes. The heads are made of the better dough, and must always be eaten first.

DETONATOAREA · 04-07-2010, 05:52

O_o ...
Yawn ^_^ *sleeps*

Sepharius · 04-08-2010, 05:33

Do fat people disappear into fat air?

DETONATOAREA · 04-08-2010, 05:54

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Originally Posted by Sepharius

Do fat people disappear into fat air?

I dunno but if you travel at the speed of light and you fart, would you smell it before you hear it?

Epinephrine · 04-08-2010, 13:26

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Originally Posted by DETONATOAREA

I dunno but if you travel at the speed of light and you fart, would you smell it before you hear it?

No, you would leave the fart miles behind you and you won't hear it because you travel faster than sound.

DETONATOAREA · 04-08-2010, 13:47

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Originally Posted by Epinephrine

No, you would leave the fart miles behind you and you won't hear it because you travel faster than sound.

That's so fast that people will only smell a fart and think it came outta nowhere. O.o

Sepharius · 04-08-2010, 18:22

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Originally Posted by DETONATOAREA

That's so fast that people will only smell a fart and think it came outta nowhere. O.o

That's happened to me a lot of time when I'm on my own, I just blame Africa and let it slide.

04-06-2010, 22:01	#1
jackoffthebox Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Basements. Posts: 8,200	Answer mah questions. Well OT is boring so I am gonna make you guys laugh. Here are some questions and try to make funny/logical answers. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from? Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date? Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? Theyre both dogs. Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? What is the speed of dark? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

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DETONATOAREA Female Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Romania Posts: 31,162	O_o ... Yawn ^_^ sleeps __________________ Leader of OT Ninja Squad A deal's a deal. ~Uriel~ water 119 (visited botjail, now free). Sapphire/Emerald: Silver-Hawk arch-war-arch 130-130-132 (INACTIVE) Arkoto tro-war-nin 130-130-128 (INACTIVE) Thanks to Loviatar for the dragon avatar. My novel on deviant art: Alien Ride

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