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Old 05-25-2012, 20:11   #76
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idk if i told this story before but one time at church i was like 13 and like the room was dark so people could pray and so like the guy next to me put his hand on my back and kept massaging me -__- i was like omg o_o" plaz step menz in my head though. i felt so dirty afterwards dirty girl dirty dirty girl D;
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There was this guy who kissed me on the cheek and told me I was very cute, when I was still a kid.

I was speechless.
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Some clubs here have the bathroom attendants, but they'll rub your shoulders while you're standing at the urinal......without asking....... rubbing your shoulders......while you pee........ Then expect money.
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Some clubs here have the bathroom attendants, but they'll rub your shoulders while you're standing at the urinal......without asking....... rubbing your shoulders......while you pee........ Then expect money.
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Some clubs here have the bathroom attendants, but they'll rub your shoulders while you're standing at the urinal......without asking....... rubbing your shoulders......while you pee........ Then expect money.
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chicks!? hot chicks!?
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No men. And they wink at you while you pee.
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Older, weathered men. With strong hands.

I'm not sure if you understand how peeing works for men, Mwah, but you don't normally have a chance to look at what's behind you while you do your business. We don't turn around and sit, you see. We face forward, and do not look in any other direction. Also, there is no talking in the men's room, unless you're telling a tale of manly exploits.
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This... scares me.

You sure this wasn't in some sort of jail right?
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I'm not sure if you understand how peeing works for men, Mwah, but you don't normally have a chance to look at what's behind you while you do your business. We don't turn around and sit, you see. We face forward, and do not look in any other direction. Also, there is no talking in the men's room, unless you're telling a tale of manly exploits.
Tell me more about the strange world of men's bathroom etiquette... Only time i have been in a men's bathroom is by accident or to get my meth fix

Women's bathrooms: loads of mirrors to see all around you, constant talking, make best friends with other girls in there XD
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Feeling unnaturally exhausted and drowsy. It's like your head is stuffed with cotton.

Could it be the coffee?
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Tell me more about the strange world of men's bathroom etiquette... Only time i have been in a men's bathroom is by accident or to get my meth fix

Women's bathrooms: loads of mirrors to see all around you, constant talking, make best friends with other girls in there XD
I assume meth fix is code for blow job.
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Tell me more about the strange world of men's bathroom etiquette... Only time i have been in a men's bathroom is by accident or to get my meth fix

Women's bathrooms: loads of mirrors to see all around you, constant talking, make best friends with other girls in there XD
It just dawned on me, I should get off the internet and find females in a ladies' restroom. Onwards!
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I assume meth fix is code for blow job.
No, just the payment for such.
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i walked into women's restrooms though it really doesnt dawn on me until i find myself squating over a toilet to pee (for a true lady never sits on a toilet u_u)
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