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Old 11-10-2011, 15:15   #31
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Deto u won couple of posts back anyway u don't need to brag :P
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Old 11-10-2011, 15:19   #32
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Deto u won couple of posts back anyway u don't need to brag :P
Ah come on, i bet there can be much worse things that the OT bunch have done.
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Old 11-10-2011, 15:22   #33
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Well emm i had sex with a girl when she had period.... what did i win???
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When i was 11, i had a weird problem.
So my anus started itching, the feeling was as if a stick was poking OUT of it. I went to the bathroom. Tried to ****, ended up having a rat tail coming out of the hole. O.O
I pulled it. It was even longer. I thought i was removing my guts so i screamed to my mom to come. She grabbed toilet paper and pulled the thing out... It was a 30 cm long Ascaris. X_X
wow, now that is TMI.
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This one time i got on the floor everyone dance the dinosaure.

J/k

Lets see do i have tmi story's ?
Hmm maybe lets try.

Wen i was like 13 years old i played with mud.
I went to the yard (where all kids played), with a bottle of water and started to dig a little hole into the ground.
I poured a little bit of water in and started to make small mud balls.
For some reason i suddenly took dog ****, and made balls of them.
I notist how they sticked better and when i threw them they didn't fall appart so easly.
Now, knowing this i went to look for more dog **** to make a bigger ball.
Imagine, i had all the time in the world. I found allot of dog **** and i made a ball of like 20cm from dog**** and mud.
I cherished that ball, showed it off to my friends and played with it.
Think about it.... i never named it... i always named my fav toy's..

ah great times
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Old 11-10-2011, 15:33   #36
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Sometimes when Im on my period my butthole starts to hurt for a couple of seconds then its gone, leaving me just wondering wtf it was. Seriously, I almost fell over, technically I leaned on the wall and whimpered.
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I'm just a boy..

i will never have more disguisting story's then leaking blood out of a crack out of my body.. girls are really the queens of foullness and tmi.


this one time i leaked 70liter period blood with chunks on my neighbours dog.
It did suffocate.
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This motley crew has done more ****ed up **** than I could share.
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This one time i got on the floor everyone dance the dinosaure.

J/k

Lets see do i have tmi story's ?
Hmm maybe lets try.

Wen i was like 13 years old i played with mud.
I went to the yard (where all kids played), with a bottle of water and started to dig a little hole into the ground.
I poured a little bit of water in and started to make small mud balls.
For some reason i suddenly took dog ****, and made balls of them.
I notist how they sticked better and when i threw them they didn't fall appart so easly.
Now, knowing this i went to look for more dog **** to make a bigger ball.
Imagine, i had all the time in the world. I found allot of dog **** and i made a ball of like 20cm from dog**** and mud.
I cherished that ball, showed it off to my friends and played with it.
Think about it.... i never named it... i always named my fav toy's..

ah great times
No wonder you always enjoyed your coproculture job...

If there's anything, it may be my weird habit of licking the ear wax I take out of my ears.
This may sound a little weird, but I am extremely fond of my MacBook Pro. It is so warm when i hold it on my lap! I admit to having a tiny fetish with it >.> Who am I kidding? I'd **** it if it had a hole.
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Sometimes when Im on my period my butthole starts to hurt for a couple of seconds then its gone, leaving me just wondering wtf it was. Seriously, I almost fell over, technically I leaned on the wall and whimpered.
Is your boyfriend closeby whenever that happens?
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This motley crew has done more ****ed up **** than I could share.

No wonder you always enjoyed your coproculture job...

If there's anything, it may be my weird habit of licking the ear wax I take out of my ears.
This may sound a little weird, but I am extremely fond of my MacBook Pro. It is so warm when i hold it on my lap! I admit to having a tiny fetish with it >.> Who am I kidding? I'd **** it if it had a hole.

You should be ashamed to call yourself the leader of our Union! I can tolerate your ***gotry of hugging that mac all night, but bragging about being a fruitloop on the forum is kinda ruining the image of our organization! The Allseeing Eye is crying blood!
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So you say you hover over your toilet while you wipe your ass... Please explain this odd phenomenon.
If you have a squat toilet, no explanation is needed.
It was a reference to a Cyanide and Happiness comic.
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You should be ashamed to call yourself the leader of our Union! I can tolerate your ***gotry of hugging that mac all night, but bragging about being a fruitloop on the forum is kinda ruining the image of our organization! The Allseeing Eye is crying blood!
Au contraire brah. The Allseeing Eye is happy with diversity. Speaking of diversity, you just tried to copy MY allseeing eye. Not cool, man. Not cool.
So what if I like my mac? It's pretty good for video editing. Remember all those presentations I made for the Union?
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Au contraire brah. The Allseeing Eye is happy with diversity. Speaking of diversity, you just tried to copy MY allseeing eye. Not cool, man. Not cool.
So what if I like my mac? It's pretty good for video editing. Remember all those presentations I made for the Union?

*now read this in kyles' mom voice*
whaaatwhatwhatwhaaaaaatt ??!

Do you want the union over ran with manly pansies ?

I didn't copy, i tried too imbrace the sense of unity, you spit in my glorious face with these words. (big green ones)

I'm gonna tell on you, they will be mad once they learn you openly liked a macbook pro.
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whaaatwhatwhatwhaaaaaatt ??!

Do you want the union over ran with manly pansies ?

I didn't copy, i tried too imbrace the sense of unity, you spit in my glorious face with these words. (big green ones)

I'm gonna tell on you, they will be mad once they learn you openly liked a macbook pro.
5 minutes. Leave the door unlocked or I'll enter through the window again.
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No, he would prob make fun of me....OWAIT!!!!!
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