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Old 05-29-2012, 12:02   #9241
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I remember the time, it was really late at night and kind of cold, that i went to the theater with my parents, and as we were walking home, this guy came along, he was pretty ****ed up, and he was like yelling at us, and said that my mum had to hand over her pearl necklace that she was wearing otherwise something bad would happen. Mum started crying and i didn't know what to do. My dad refused, and then they were both shot.

And then i realized that i was batman.
HAHA that is going to be hard to top XD
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Old 05-29-2012, 16:29   #9242
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Today I reprimed some 9mm casings. I will put the powder and bullets on them tomorrow maybe. I took the broken zipper off of a jacket a few weeks ago and I just got to putting buttons on today. I practiced the song Piano Man this morning.
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Old 05-29-2012, 17:26   #9243
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I had a dream that I went outside my house to buy a *** porn magazine from a man in a van for $30 bucks. When I got back to my house I was more interested in the articles in the magazine than the actual pictures. Though I never seen those magazines, so I can't say whats really inside them XD. 30 bucks is expensive though =-=
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Old 05-29-2012, 19:02   #9244
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Today I reprimed some 9mm casings. I will put the powder and bullets on them tomorrow maybe. I took the broken zipper off of a jacket a few weeks ago and I just got to putting buttons on today. I practiced the song Piano Man this morning.
Seems like a productive day. Keep at it brah.
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Old 05-30-2012, 21:50   #9245
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I mowed some grass and went to the dentist.
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Old 05-31-2012, 07:57   #9246
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Walked around town during one of those long rains, came back home, rain stops less than 5 minutes later.

Not a good day to buy a lottery ticket.
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First thing first, does anyone else besides ahmed play Battlefield 3, I need a partner for the CO-OP missions :|


Went on a walk with my father and sister along with my dog.

We came across an old lady and my father quickly turned around and said, "Oh god, its Mrs. Doom"

"Mrs.Doom?" My sister muttered.

"What? Is she really boring or something?" I whispered while trying to coax my dog back from the strange lady.

"Yeah, she is just soooooo boring. She doesnt know when to end a conversation! She just constantly talks about doom and gloom...And that pram she is pushing, its a for a dog not a baby"

As we all turned around continued in the direction our dog was taking us we nodded to the lady and watched her push the this old brown dog in her pram.

Not weird.
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Old 05-31-2012, 16:05   #9249
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First thing first, does anyone else besides ahmed play Battlefield 3, I need a partner for the CO-OP missions :|


Went on a walk with my father and sister along with my dog.

We came across an old lady and my father quickly turned around and said, "Oh god, its Mrs. Doom"

"Mrs.Doom?" My sister muttered.

"What? Is she really boring or something?" I whispered while trying to coax my dog back from the strange lady.

"Yeah, she is just soooooo boring. She doesnt know when to end a conversation! She just constantly talks about doom and gloom...And that pram she is pushing, its a for a dog not a baby"

As we all turned around continued in the direction our dog was taking us we nodded to the lady and watched her push the this old brown dog in her pram.

Not weird.
Hahahahaha. Please tell me it was one of the old time prams.


Not exactly old but the look is kinda the same. HAHAHA!
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Old 06-01-2012, 00:12   #9250
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Walked around town during one of those long rains, came back home, rain stops less than 5 minutes later.

Not a good day to buy a lottery ticket.
but what if those are days to actually buy a lottery ticket?

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First thing first, does anyone else besides ahmed play Battlefield 3, I need a partner for the CO-OP missions :|


Went on a walk with my father and sister along with my dog.

We came across an old lady and my father quickly turned around and said, "Oh god, its Mrs. Doom"

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"Yeah, she is just soooooo boring. She doesnt know when to end a conversation! She just constantly talks about doom and gloom...And that pram she is pushing, its a for a dog not a baby"

As we all turned around continued in the direction our dog was taking us we nodded to the lady and watched her push the this old brown dog in her pram.

Not weird.
Did I just read an excerpt from To Kill A Mockingbird?

Btw I now assume you and Achmed are the same person until we get some proof (achmed and jaxx post pics of themselves with a piece of paper identifying their username, date, and **** size)
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Hahahahaha. Please tell me it was one of the old time prams.

Not exactly old but the look is kinda the same. HAHAHA!
Na dude, just the simple modern pram

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but what if those are days to actually buy a lottery ticket?



Did I just read an excerpt from To Kill A Mockingbird?

Btw I now assume you and Achmed are the same person until we get some proof (achmed and jaxx post pics of themselves with a piece of paper identifying their username, date, and **** size)
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Na dude, just the simple modern pram



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Damn. When I see one of those I think of Oswald Cobblepot being dumped in a river.

LOL.
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I do have his details, corn, you jealous?
And Jaxx is most certainly not ahmed, in all his photo there is a distinct lack of monobrow, patchy beard and sweaty nerdiness that probably characterizes all of ahmed's pictures. So they are definitely not the same person.
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I do have his details, corn, you jealous?
And Jaxx is most certainly not ahmed, in all his photo there is a distinct lack of monobrow, patchy beard and sweaty nerdiness that probably characterizes all of ahmed's pictures. So they are definitely not the same person.
HAHAHA that actually made me laugh.
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