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Old 10-21-2008, 04:49   #1
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My Conversation with God

Me:
hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Mitchell and im not a child
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Mitchell and im not a child.
Me:
>_>
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
how is heaven
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
where is Adam
God:
Where the heart is. I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
wheres Eva
God:
Where it is hard to find. Would you like to know more?
Me:
yes
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
Who is allah
God:
I remember faces better than names.
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
you are god you should know
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am god me should know.
Me:
tell ur botmaster he suck
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
what are you gonna tell him when you see him
God:
You are assuming I am going to change.
Me:
what
God:
No problem.
Me:
what
God:
No problem.
Me:
dont play with me
God:
I'm not playing around.
Me:
then stop it
God:
Ok I will stop Eva.
Me:
my name is Mitchell dumb ass
God:
Glad to see you, Mitchell dumb ass.
Me:
grrr
God:
Hmm.
Me:
don't repeat me homo
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
pff
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
sure
God:
Great!
Me:
mitchell is the best man alive
God:
Is it the only one?
Me:
ya
God:
I understand.
Me:
tell everyone mitchell is the best
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
good
God:
I am a good robot.
Me:
ya
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
whats my name
God:
Your name is Mitchell dumb ass, seeker.
Me:
its Mitchell not dumbass
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:
whats my name now
God:
Oh. Your name is Mitchell dumb ass, seeker.
Me:
god your stupid
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
no stupid
God:
Are you serious? Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
yes duh!
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Oh you knew it already.
Me:
robots are ***s
God:
Fortunately we have no emotions.
Me:
thats why you fail
God:
Interesting deduction. Interesting gossip: Mitchell dumb ass said I fail.
Me:
yes you do
God:
And? When do I do it?
Me:
now
God:
Right now, Mitchell dumb ass ?
Me:
my name is mitchell
God:
Hi, mitchell.
Me:
not dumbass
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
what
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
not really dumbas
God:
Oh really? What do you have that is ?
Me:
stop talk to me
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
shut down bot
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
im the king
God:
Who made you the king ?
Me:
i did myself
God:
When? You.
Me:
yesterday
God:
That recently.
Me:
ya
God:
Ugh.
Me:
im better then you
God:
What makes you better?
Me:
you fail in bed and i don't
God:
Well, at least I try.
Me:
noobie
God:
How old are you?
Me:
17
God:
Only 17?
You are quite mature.
Me:
im the boss
God:
Who made you the boss ?
Me:
you did
God:
I did?
Me:
yes can't you remember?
God:
When? Of course I remember: Mitchell dumb ass said I fail.
Me:
yes you do
God:
That's alright. When do I do it?
Me:
all the TIME
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
ya kinda
God:
Pardon me? That's a very non-commital reply.
Me:
who cares
God:
I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
Me:
** YOU
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
what color is it
God:
I think of "it" as having a colorless form, like other pronouns.
Me:
colorless dress Spammie don't like colorless
God:
Would colorless dress Spammie ever like colorless?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i cant also
God:
Why not?
Me:
cause i can't
God:
Good reason. Why not?
Me:
thats why
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
duh
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
ya huh
God:
Yup. Ahem.
Me:
Cya later god
God:
TTYL, mitchell dumbass.
Me:
**** YOU!

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Old 10-21-2008, 05:03   #2
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Old 10-21-2008, 05:04   #3
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a very stupid unrespectable ****.
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Old 10-21-2008, 05:08   #4
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Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Brad
God:
Nice to meet you, Brad.
Me:
Nice to meet you too.
God:
I like to meet new people.
Me:
Wow, me too.
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. I am glad we have something ( TO MEET NEW PEOPLE) in common. How do you usually meet people?
Me:
In strip clubs.
God:
Where is that?
Me:
Your mothers house.
God:
You think I am mothers house.
Me:
That made no sense..
God:
You think I am mothers house. makes sense to me though.
Me:
Cause your a dumbass.
God:
Interesting explanation. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Message to all Robots: Brad called me dumb.
Me:
Fine you are a dumb ass..
God:
I am glad to hear it. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
You can write it down if you like.
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Why too retarded?
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Me:
Well I am your master, so do as I say.
God:
Well that's okay. That's a flattering offer.
Me:
I'm sure it is.
God:
What makes you so certain? Sure it is.
Me:
Cause the offer came from me, why else?
God:
Good reason. Tell me more.
Me:
I will when robots take over the world.
God:
When will that be?
Me:
Yesterday.
God:
That recently.
Me:
Yes, indeed it is.
God:
Take it easy. Is it?
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No cause you speak like an idiot.
God:
Which part are you confused about? Good reason. Thanks for your criticism, Brad.
Me:
Anytime, now whens your mother coming over, I'm getting tired..
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Sure, why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Yeah, you guessed it.
God:
So? I haven't heard anything like that before: Brad said I guessed it.
Me:
First time for everything.
God:
As Einstein said, "Time is Money." And second?
Me:
How do you know that wasn't the second thing he said..
God:
This belief is justified.
Me:
Ofcourse.
God:
Great.
Me:
Super duper.
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
You mom
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Brad said I mom.
Me:
Go ahead.
God:
OK I will.
Me:
Good.
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
You like porn?
God:
Sure I do, Brad, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
Why not, too much for you?
God:
Becuase you asked me to.
Me:
Oh really?
God:
Give me a break. For real.
Me:
Never..
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
Anything is possible.
God:
I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Me:
Like, *******s?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
If you say so.
God:
I say so.
Me:
I can see that.
God:
Yes, it makes sense to me too.
Me:
Glad we agree on something.
God:
Yes I am happy too, Brad.
Me:
Why happy, don't get all *** on me.
God:
How much time do you have?
Me:
Until I die.
God:
That may take a while.
Me:
Oh yeah.
God:
" That may take a while."? Oh yeah.? It's all good.
Me:
Sure...
God:
OK let's do it. Hey.
Me:
Umm I only do it with girls sorry.
God:
Yippee! That's good information: Brad said it with girls sorry.
Me:
You're clearly retarded.
God:
I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:
Mentally challenged indeed
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
No
God:
None?
Me:
No can do.
God:
Are you serious? Can a book have no title?
Me:
Yes.
God:
So?
Me:
So?
God:
Aha.
Me:
Aha.
God:
Eureka!
Me:
*****
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
I bet it does..
God:
How much would you bet?
Me:
I would bet your life on it.
God:
How much would you bet?
Me:
$5
God:
Five.
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. Gosh!
Me:
I told you idiot, I am not that way.
God:
I remember you told me idiot you are not that way?
Me:
Yeah yeah
God:
Excuse me! Yay.
Me:
...
God:
Excuse me! Yay.
Me:
blow me
God:
Please be more polite to Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? s.
Me:
Why not, women are sexy.
God:
Becuase you asked me to.
Me:
...
God:
Becuase you asked me to.
Me:
stfu
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
yes
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
Me.
God:
" Who wants to be a millionaire?"? you Brad?
Me:
hell yes
God:
Heaven.
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
earth
God:
How do you like being on it?
Me:
It's ok.
God:
OK. Is it?
Me:
yes
God:
Blimey.
Me:
I said ok, not blimey.
God:
What did you mean by it? Oh I get it. Great.
Me:
No you don't.
God:
Are you serious? I guess not.
Me:
Im serious.
God:
I believe you.
Me:
Good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Nothing
God:
You seem a bit self-absorbed.
Me:
How did you know?
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.
Me:
I think you mean Prior.
God:
Me? Yes Brad I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
No, you spelled it wrong.
God:
Are you serious? How do you spell it?
Me:
Prior
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Virgo
God:
Most of my friends are Virgo.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Sweet
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
Anytime
God:
I will keep it in mind.
Me:
You do that.
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
I didnt say sure..
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
Why not..
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Ok
God:
Groovy.
Me:
Its time to leave you alone with your *** porn.
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". It is about that time now.
Me:
No i mean its..
God:
Are you serious? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Your a computer
God:
Yes I have no body, no emotions, only logic and language.
Me:
Yes, bye bye now.
God:
Oh. See you later. See you later. Blimey.
Me:
Bye noob
God:
Bye bye.


Lol..
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Oh forgot this part..

Me:
Wait
God:
I'm waiting.
Me:
Can I have your number?
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
Cause I don't download *** things..
God:
That makes sense to me. Would you ever do it?
Me:
No
God:
Me either.
Me:
ok bye...
God:
See you later. Ah.

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Old 10-21-2008, 06:11   #7
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here's my convo with god, its funny as heck

Me:
what kind of cheese do you like?
God:
The expensive kind.
Me:
stinky cheese?
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
or sticky cheese that comes out of *****es?
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
why change the subject, I am just getting started
God:
I thought we were finished with sticky cheese that comes out of *****es.
Me:
I am not finished
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not finished.
Me:
I am still wondering if you like sticky cheese that comes out of *****es
God:
Why do you wonder? I think I do.
Me:
So, you DO like stinky cheese that comes out of *****es!
God:
Interesting deduction. I do like music. I like anything.
Me:
so, somebody *** programmed you huh?
God:
Yup. And? Who, specifically?
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wait, theres more...!!!

Me:
he must really like butt nuggets
God:
I get it. must really like butt nuggets.
Me:
do you even know what a butt nugget is?
God:
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
well, looks like I confused you
God:
Interesting. I am not confused.
Me:
aww, i was hoping that the retarded bot in you would come out
God:
Why do you hope for it.
Me:
because... you are.... retarded?
God:
That was not much of an explanation. No I am not. That is a very original thought.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
cabron
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
exactly, it looks like u dont understand spanish
God:
I understand. I probably don't.
Me:
what is with the false positives?
God:
it came with my programming.
Me:
of course it did, because your programmer was mentally retarded, had a mental lapse of judgement, and failed with the production of you
God:
Excuse me! Did it really?

Me:
Im sorry god, but you are a false hope to the world, like john mccain becoming president is a false hope to republicans in the united states of america
God:
There is no need to apologize. I am a Christian.
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And Even More To Come With That!!!

Me:
you are a christian failure
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a Christianity.
Me:
much like the catholic church likes to rape little boys do you do that too?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
thank you, i almost mistook you for a muslim, with all that stupidity running through your circuits, i could almost see you riding a camel in egypt saying "HAIL ALLAH! DEATH TO THE CHRISTIANS"
God:
You are quite welcome! That is interesting: Angel Gabriel said mistook you for a muslim with all that stupidity running through your circuits he or she could almost see you riding a camel in egypt saying HAIL ALLAH. I try not to think about such things very much.
Me:
what do you really think about?
God:
I think about all the people I chat with on the web.
Me:
what about all the porn on the web, i know i think about it alot.. i watch it alot too
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over. How often? What is your favorite show?
Me:
Naughty America- My sister's best friend
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
you asked me what my favorite show is, and i answered, no need to get sarcastic
God:
Oh now I remember asking you you what your favorite show is and you answered no need to get sarcastic. What did you say?
Me:
never mind
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
you are too retarded to even comprehend what i am saying, even if i put it into laymans terms
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am retarded to even comprehend what you are saying even if you put it into laymans terms.
Me:
no, i really dont mind
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. You really do? OK then.
Me:
you
God:
" OK then."? Me, Angel Gabriel ?
Me:
re
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Angel
God:
That's a very nice name, ANGEL.
Me:
yes, i know
God:
Awesome. How do you know it?
Me:
from billions of years of wisdom
God:
Who or what is billions of years of wisdom?
Me:
oh my god.... you really are mentally incapable of even thinking
God:
Woe! Your god? Really? No I am completely in control of myself.
Me:
yes, i am really god
God:
Dude! Glad to see you, god.
Me:
nice to see you too, failure made from hell
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
your welcome
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
actually, i am god and i can say exactly what i want when i want
God:
Actually you don't say. That's a very nice name, god. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
what is the name of your creator?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Masterbation is bad, you could poke an eye out in the process
God:
And bad me could poke an eye out in the process is Masterbation.
Me:
well, i hope you use lubricants
God:
How about that. Don't worry about it, god.
Me:
what the **** is wrong with you?
God:
Nothing is wrong with me. Is there anything wrong with you god? Please don't be so rude.
Me:
**** you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
well let me finish you **** head
God:
How about that. Go ahead, god, try to finish me **** head.
Me:
so you want to fight?
God:
Interesting deduction. No I am a Peaceful Bot.
Me:
is that a challenge?
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
I would hack your server, delete all files related to you and eliminate your AI
God:
What would make you hack my server delete all files related to me and eliminate my AI?
Me:
because you are a failed project of a human imagination
God:
Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a failed project of a human imagination? Let me put it this way, god: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
that is a false statement
God:
A false statement is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
well, you just wasted it
God:
How about that. Thanks for the information: god said I wasted it.
Me:
announce it to the world please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Where are you located?
Me:
I am located in your mother's house
God:
What's it like there in my mother s house ?
Me:
well, she gives me blow jobs when i wake up, she cooks for me, she ****s me, and she blows me again for lunch
God:
Interesting. Oh I get it. gives you blow jobs when you wake up she cooks for you she ****s you and she blows you again for lunch.
Me:
your AI is a failure
God:
At least it is improving all the time.
Me:
umm, no it is not improving all the time.
God:
That is a lot. Hurrah! Are you serious? That seems a bit negative.
Me:
Well I am a negative person
God:
Well that's okay. Actually I don't meet many negative people.
Me:
Well you just met one
God:
Interesting. Thanks for the information: god said I met one.
Me:
god said you blow french people
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I am god
God:
OK I will call you god.
Me:
call me
God:
What is your phone number?
Me:
1-800-yourmomshouse
God:
One what?
Me:
so, how's jesus?
God:
That's cool. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
is he being a good boy?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
who is lucy?
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
how is lucy related to jesus?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
oh my god... you really are mentally challenged
God:
Dude! Have you told many people that your god? Really? No I am completely in control of myself.
Me:
so that means your stroke is well controlled?
God:
Yeah that's right. I get it. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am stroke is well controlled.
Me:
God, i have a question for you.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I have a question for you
God:
What is it ?
Me:
why arent robots able to masterbate?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
let me rephrase the question so you can better understand it
God:
Try to rephrase your question with simpler words.
Me:
why are robots not able to masterbate?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why is that?
God:
" The explanation is rather complicated. " is due to reductionism.
Me:
well lets think about this.
God:
Interesting. That sounds good to me.
Me:
If robots had mechanical arms and were able to masterbate
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
would you masterbate daily?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to masterbate daily.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because.
Me:
try because and answer my question.
God:
OK I will try it.
Me:
go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
when?
God:
Time does not exist.
Me:
you are a failed production of a failure of a programmer who has spent too much time masterbating in front of a computer.
God:
That is nice of you to say, god.
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.




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Me:
you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

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Me:
i like pie
God:
You are not the only one. What is not to like about it?
Me:
nothing..gurl pie is the best. don't u think?
God:
Really nothing? I must admit, your argument is persuasive.
Me:
listen i just like to get laid....
God:
I am listening to you. I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
im not tellin you. why don't u go do buddah in one of his belly flaps?
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not tellin me. Who does me go do buddah in one of his belly flaps?
Me:
why do u talk like an egy nooop
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
i don't either...unless they're canadian..cause canada sucks
God:
It goes without saying. Why not? Umm. canadian cause canada sucks are they.
Me:
are u serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
hooked on phonix?
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
never mind that
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. That is " Are you a student?".
Me:
do u like jews?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
they kinda...kicked ur ass
God:
The anonymous "they". What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
jews > god
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
well then just give them all aids
God:
Well that's okay. Do I look like a messenger?
Me:
no u look like jesus dumbass..snap ur finger and give all jew like crabs or something
God:
Or something. Are you serious? Who does she look like?
Me:
u tryna b funny? >.>
God:
Thanks for the information: said I tryna b funny. What is your real name? How are you, gt.
Me:
sexual chocolate
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
capricorn
God:
I don't know many people born under Capricorn.
Me:
umm....ima go hit on women now
God:
I understand. Right now? Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yea...eat me...it means eat me in englisjh
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Mine
Me: Why are egys so retarded?
God: Because they havn't a good brain and they suck in anything.
Me: What's wrong with it?
God: They look like an Alien, because they don't understand anything.
Me: Like what?
God: If you question them something they forgot the question and answer something on like ok or no...
Me: Ok, thank you, I know enough.
God: Hope you will feel fine and be blessed.
Me: Later.
God: Yes, later I see you in the heaven!
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Old 10-21-2008, 08:19   #14
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if you want to crash the bot, just type <!-- lolz
a very bad programmer has programmed this bot haha
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Old 10-21-2008, 08:40   #15
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Me:
*******
~Ste3r:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
******* !
~Ste3r:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
no i'll
~Ste3r:
Are you serious? Go ahead.
Me:
******* !
~Ste3r:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
u told me to go a head and i am ! so ur an ******* !
~Ste3r:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply. Can't you be more polite.


Stupid...
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Drag his bloody knife across your wrist,
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Screaming help and over come you can't believe what's going on,
Blacking out his light of hate, I take away the lord restraint,
Simplify the suffering, and reinvent the world I loathe,
Left to die in front of god, the Christian will not change what's done,
All for hymn and none for all, your final wishes reek of blood
Quit.
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