[phdsunzv.4]

Originally Posted by Durant

I'll stalk... oops I mean protect you.

Double post, give yourself a yellow card.

[MaliciousStewie]

BTW inform your fiance that you guys are to drop by when you go to Florida for a gosh damn beer. I've had reverse luck with Christina and we broke up so I'm headed to Tampa for a weekend of intoxication and debauchery at the Gasparilla to get away.

[phdsunzv.4]

Originally Posted by MaliciousStewie

BTW inform your fiance that you guys are to drop by when you go to Florida for a gosh damn beer. I've had reverse luck with Christina and we broke up so I'm headed to Tampa for a weekend of intoxication and debauchery at the Gasparilla to get away.

OH GOD.

[Indecl]

Originally Posted by MaliciousStewie

BTW inform your fiance that you guys are to drop by when you go to Florida for a gosh damn beer. I've had reverse luck with Christina and we broke up so I'm headed to Tampa for a weekend of intoxication and debauchery at the Gasparilla to get away.

She wasn't hot enough for you anyways Stew. <3

[phdsunzv.4]

Originally Posted by Indecl

She wasn't hot enough for you anyways Stew. <3

She was good enough for me.

[yu5cef]

Originally Posted by MaliciousStewie

BTW inform your fiance that you guys are to drop by when you go to Florida for a gosh damn beer. I've had reverse luck with Christina and we broke up so I'm headed to Tampa for a weekend of intoxication and debauchery at the Gasparilla to get away.

Yeah its sad......

But she saw what type of looser you are and hang out with so she moved on

You can go ahead and cry a river now......

[MaliciousStewie]

Originally Posted by yu5cef

Yeah its sad......

But she saw what type of looser you are and hang out with so she moved on

You can go ahead and cry a river now......

Lmao, please.. You couldn't talk the clothes off a girl with a ****ing grenade. But thanks for the blatant display of immaturity. You just let me know if you ever finally find out what a real boobie feels like, alright? :>

Originally Posted by Indecl

She wasn't hot enough for you anyways Stew. <3

<3 will you do me Bry-man? No but why she broke up with me is cause she's scared I'm gonna hurt her. We used to hook up a long time ago and she wanted to get serious and like an ******* I stopped talking to her >_< I was a bit of a skank for a while. I think she thinks I'm the do-em and drop-em type but totally not.

[Indecl]

Originally Posted by MaliciousStewie

Lmao, please.. You couldn't talk the clothes off a girl with a ****ing grenade. But thanks for the blatant display of immaturity. You just let me know if you ever finally find out what a real boobie feels like, alright? :>



<3 will you do me Bry-man? No but why she broke up with me is cause she's scared I'm gonna hurt her. We used to hook up a long time ago and she wanted to get serious and like an ******* I stopped talking to her >_< I was a bit of a skank for a while. I think she thinks I'm the do-em and drop-em type but totally not.

You know, that thought came to mind too... i've got good feeling he couldn't even cop-a-feel on a girl who's been dead for the past week >.>

As far as the ditch and go bit, those things stay around. Part of why i've never ever been into the whole "FWB" type scene. Either things will turn around or it's back to the drawing board I guess... either way hopefully you'll end up better off.

[MaliciousStewie]

Originally Posted by Indecl

You know, that thought came to mind too... i've got good feeling he couldn't even cop-a-feel on a girl who's been dead for the past week >.>

As far as the ditch and go bit, those things stay around. Part of why i've never ever been into the whole "FWB" type scene. Either things will turn around or it's back to the drawing board I guess... either way hopefully you'll end up better off.

His quivering can't-wait-to-feel-my-first-boobie touch would be enough to reanimate any corpse. I kinda hope it happens though because I've always wanted to live a zombie movie you know? Anyways yeah it sucks to go from the happiest dude in the world one week to needing to escape the next week. If she is scared she better get over it real quick because I'm in no mood to gamble my own emotions.

[Indecl]

Originally Posted by MaliciousStewie

His quivering can't-wait-to-feel-my-first-boobie touch would be enough to reanimate any corpse. I kinda hope it happens though because I've always wanted to live a zombie movie you know? Anyways yeah it sucks to go from the happiest dude in the world one week to needing to escape the next week. If she is scared she better get over it real quick because I'm in no mood to gamble my own emotions.

I don't blame you. And yeah, that'd be kinda cool to see... a live zombie show. I fear, that it'll prove movies wrong though because this time it's the zombie trying to run.

Is it wrong of me to see him running flat-footed with his arms stretched out in front going after it?

[MaliciousStewie]

Originally Posted by Indecl

I don't blame you. And yeah, that'd be kinda cool to see... a live zombie show. I fear, that it'll prove movies wrong though because this time it's the zombie trying to run.

Is it wrong of me to see him running flat-footed with his arms stretched out in front going after it?

Look, you'll know if he ever finally gets laid because he might finally stop making 7 threads and 30 other posts about you every day lol.

[Indecl]

Originally Posted by MaliciousStewie

Look, you'll know if he ever finally gets laid because he might finally stop making 7 threads and 30 other posts about you every day lol.

I think there may just be a tiny little poke lost in my heart that day

I find comfort in knowing that not even Saddam or Hitler would sanction PJ actually being within telescope's distance of a child, and if they had... it'd be way before this other joker actually got laid.

[MaliciousStewie]

Originally Posted by Indecl

I think there may just be a tiny little poke lost in my heart that day

I find comfort in knowing that not even Saddam or Hitler would sanction PJ actually being within telescope's distance of a child, and if they had... it'd be way before this other joker actually got laid.

I bet he gets to adult site entrances and it's like "You must be 18 to enter" and he's like Noooo, guess I can't go in.

[Indecl]

Originally Posted by MaliciousStewie

I bet he gets to adult site entrances and it's like "You must be 18 to enter" and he's like Noooo, guess I can't go in.

It's hard finding that Enter hyperlink

I heard he's using his 8th fake arm, because the real one and the first 7 fakes made themselves disappear when the thought of masterbation came to mind.

[yu5cef]

Originally Posted by MaliciousStewie

Lmao, please.. You couldn't talk the clothes off a girl with a ****ing grenade. But thanks for the blatant display of immaturity. You just let me know if you ever finally find out what a real boobie feels like, alright? :>

Hehehe well for your info I have seen not one but several girls get blown up with a granade and most of thier clothes did come off and this is in IRL. I wish you were there to witness that too and see what kind of person you will be afterwards.

Boy i have played with my share of boobies thru out my Drinking Career but your play time with REAL boobies just left you so hang on to that beer pretty tight now cause thats all you have left...