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Old 01-03-2011, 03:02   #1
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A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates..

He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.

"Are you Mohammed?" he asks.

"No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up." And he points to a ladder that
rises into the clouds.

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbs the
ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room
where he meets another bearded man.

He asks again, "Are you Mohammed?"

"No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still."

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he continues to climb the
ladder and, yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets
another man with a beard.

Full of hope, he asks again, "Are you Mohammed?"

"No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up."

Mohammed higher than Jesus!

The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher.
Once again he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard
and repeats his question:

"Are you Mohammed?" he gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breath
from all his
climbing.

"No my son.....I am God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a coffee?"

"Yes, please, my Lord."

God looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out:

"Hey Mohammed, two coffees !!!!"
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Old 01-03-2011, 03:07   #2
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Omfg, rofl, that's purely hilarious!
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a muslim dies and finds himself before the pearly gates..

He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the prophet mohammed.
Having arrived at the gates of heaven, he meets a man with a beard.

"are you mohammed?" he asks.

"no, my son. I am peter. Mohammed is higher up." and he points to a ladder that
rises into the clouds.

Delighted that mohammed should be higher than peter, he climbs the
ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room
where he meets another bearded man.

He asks again, "are you mohammed?"

"no, i am moses. Mohammed is higher still."

exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he continues to climb the
ladder and, yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets
another man with a beard.

Full of hope, he asks again, "are you mohammed?"

"no, i am jesus... You will find mohammed higher up."

mohammed higher than jesus!

The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher.
Once again he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard
and repeats his question:

"are you mohammed?" he gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breath
from all his
climbing.

"no my son.....i am god. But you look exhausted. Would you like a coffee?"

"yes, please, my lord."

god looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out:

"hey mohammed, two coffees !!!!"
haahhaahhahhhahhahhhahahhaahahahaah
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Omfg, rofl, that's purely hilarious!
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glad you like it, but w8 till the eggys get here??
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Damn that was hilarious.
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glad you like it, but w8 till the eggys get here??
They still exist?
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They still exist?
Wait wha, what are egys?
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Wait wha, what are egys?
They used to exist on this game, they went around speaking a foreign language and bombed the gates. They also bulked alot and used no skill abilities such as TFB, Herc and zap to win.
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They used to exist on this game, they went around speaking a foreign language and bombed the gates. They also bulked alot and used no skill abilities such as TFB, Herc and zap to win.
Ooo, I thought those were aliens who invaded our world...
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Ooo, I thought those were aliens who invaded our world...
They are weird I know.
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I heard there were a bombing in egypt yesterday, bombed a christian church. What's all that about? Racists...
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I dunno what was that about but lots of ppl in the street died not just christians
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No, we are being realistic. Thinking ahead of how it should be.
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