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07-11-2008, 05:00
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Join Date: May 2008
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07-11-2008, 05:47
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Psycho
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Brighton
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07-11-2008, 08:19
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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Under rain
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07-11-2008, 10:17
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Singh4Ever
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: In ur Dreams
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07-11-2008, 12:36
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Singh4Ever
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: In ur Dreams
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07-11-2008, 19:54
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Donna?
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: counting...
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The Hair Dryer A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused." Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father." Next!
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07-12-2008, 10:36
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иσωнєяє ღ
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: ιη мy dєєpєѕt dяєαм
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. “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” "Sometimes its better to tell a little lie than to deliver a painful truth" Just because I often go on that doesnt mean Im dead  if you wanted to rep me, kindly leave your name and not my name.. so that i can rep you back |
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07-12-2008, 21:18
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Donna?
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: counting...
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07-12-2008, 22:35
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иσωнєяє ღ
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: ιη мy dєєpєѕt dяєαм
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. “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” "Sometimes its better to tell a little lie than to deliver a painful truth" Just because I often go on that doesnt mean Im dead if you wanted to rep me, kindly leave your name and not my name.. so that i can rep you back |
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07-13-2008, 00:18
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2007
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07-13-2008, 02:57
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иσωнєяє ღ
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: ιη мy dєєpєѕt dяєαм
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. “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” "Sometimes its better to tell a little lie than to deliver a painful truth" Just because I often go on that doesnt mean Im dead if you wanted to rep me, kindly leave your name and not my name.. so that i can rep you back |
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