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Old 01-25-2011, 09:17   #1
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Epic Shiz

I was on my way back from work on the bus when this big, rough looking old woman got off the bus and started checking her pockets.
Bus started to drive off and she literally just spins around and starts legging it after the bis battering the door.
The driver stops the bus and she's all out of breath and just says "Fackin ell".
We were all like "wtf?" then she gets on, picks up her kid and gets off the bus.

Aka. She forgot her kid... How the ****?
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Wait, why did she check her pockets? What did that have to do with her kid?...
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Wait, why did she check her pockets? What did that have to do with her kid?...
She was looking for her PokeBall
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Wait, why did she check her pockets? What did that have to do with her kid?...
She probably felt like something was missing so she checked the crack pipe first...
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Wait, why did she check her pockets? What did that have to do with her kid?...
Thats what made it so funny.

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She probably felt like something was missing so she checked the crack pipe first...
This answers all the above.
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Think thats bad luck couple of days ago I was on the bus next to my mum and this creep kept staying at me and my mum, but as my mum went off the bus I was still looking over my shoulder at this creepy teenager.


Before I know it I forgot to get off the bus and my mum had to chase after the bus in order to stop it, but at this point the creep was advancing towards me, glad my got there in time.
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Think thats bad luck couple of days ago I was on the bus next to my mum and this creep kept staying at me and my mum, but as my mum went off the bus I was still looking over my shoulder at this creepy teenager.


Before I know it I forgot to get off the bus and my mum had to chase after the bus in order to stop it, but at this point the creep was advancing towards me, glad my got there in time.
You scared?
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Think thats bad luck couple of days ago I was on the bus next to my mum and this creep kept staying at me and my mum, but as my mum went off the bus I was still looking over my shoulder at this creepy teenager.


Before I know it I forgot to get off the bus and my mum had to chase after the bus in order to stop it, but at this point the creep was advancing towards me, glad my got there in time.
Glad? you should've shown him some taekwondo moves
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