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Interview of a Newb #1

This was an interview of a newb for the entertainment of everyone. If this isn't a general test as to the intelligence level of most people on the server, I do not know what is. This guy actually answered my questions for almost 30 minutes. I may make more interviews a series if they become popular, and depending on how many I can bait.

[commentary added for better effect of what I'm thinking at certain points]


[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: i gave u 50 db for ur super club n super necklace than[8:57]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: u whispered?[9:10]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: yeah[9:10]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: so ur wanting what exactly? the necklace and club?[9:12]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: what are u offering?[9:13]
[this can't be a serious offer]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: 500k ok[9:13]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: i think ur wasting my time[9:14]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: **** u *****[9:14]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: my stuff is worth way more than 500,000[9:14]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: **** u still ok [9:14]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: go eat ****[9:15]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: *****[9:16]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: if u really wanna be kos for life, that can be arranged[9:16]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: i want see in conquer only bicth[9:17]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: so ur complaining to me becasue i wont give u 320kk of stuff for 500k?[9:17]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: yeah[9:18]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: *****[9:18]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: im sorry, but this is going in my list of top 10 stupidest things ive seen in market[9:18]
[maybe this will piss him off a little]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: ***** [9:18]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: ull be famous as a moron forever[9:18]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: and everyone will laugh at the same time[9:19]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: excuse me while i make this profile[9:20]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: but does ur mothers name start with D-O-G or S-L-U-T[9:20]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: stop talkin to me now [9:20]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: *****[9:20]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: question 2[9:20]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: does your vocabulary include more than 10 words?[9:20]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: wat *****[9:20]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: nvm, that answers that[9:21]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: question 3[9:21]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: wat *****[9:21]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: are u able to say more than 5 words without using profanity?[9:21]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: yeah *****[9:21]
[i can't beleive hes still talking to me]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: question 4[9:21]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: wat *****[9:22]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: on a scale of 10 to 10, how newbie are you[9:22]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: im 6 *****[9:22]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: question 5[9:22]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: wat [9:23]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: were u aware that 10+ your previous answer is equal to your IQ score?[9:23]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: 50[9:23]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: point proven[9:23]
[omg, either he can't add or doesnt realize 50 is in the mentally retarded level]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: next question[9:23]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: as a generic name with a number slapped on the end of it[9:24]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: how stupid do you feel?[9:24]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: im stupid but u stupid than me hole[9:25]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: ok then, next question[9:25]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: ok *****[9:26]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: now then, if u trace back your family tree[9:27]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: wat u goin to do [9:27]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: how many times is there more than 1 way to get back to a relative[9:27]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: is your mother also ur sister?[9:27]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: is your father also your uncle?[9:28]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: u can sick ur dad **** that the way he like it [9:28]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: goes the cumilative family IQ remotely reach a 3 digit number?[9:28]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: go sick ur dad ****[9:29]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: does the cumulative family vocabulary consist of over 50% profane words[9:29]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: stop talkin *****[9:29]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: is the family income more than a peanut and some pocket lint?[9:29]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: 8000[9:30]
[i can make more than this working part time and minimum wage, i sure hope we wasnt serious]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: follow up question[9:30]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: wat[9:30]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: does pocket lint taste better boiled or fried?[9:30]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: wat[9:30]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: and do u use the peanut as a sidedish?[9:31]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: or is that thanksgiving dinner?[9:31]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: ur thanksgivin dinner is ur dad ****[9:34]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: next question[9:34]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: in your 24/7 sausage fest in your shoebox house, how do u ever sleep?[9:34]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: fbvgfdhghfjhgf[9:34]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: yeah wat ever [9:34]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: well put[9:34]
[is there anything else i could have said?]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: i will put my dog **** in ur ass [9:35]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: is your favorite color white or blue[9:35]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: y?[9:35]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: *****[9:35]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: id figure either u like ur dad's "*** white", or ur dads fist beating you "blue"[9:36]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: should i put u down for white?[9:36]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: i put u down than[9:36]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: ill make that white since u didnt object[9:37]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: come i not scared of u [9:37]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: (for the record folks, hes want my *** now too)[9:37]
[ yes i whispered this and he didn't clue in]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: back to the questions[9:37]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: how many times a week do you do your own mom?[9:37]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: 1-5, 6-30, 31+[9:38]

[Whisper]killer001 speaks to Destro: go sick ****[9:38]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: how many son/brothers or daughter/sisters do u have?[9:39]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: or are u infertile?[9:39]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: with your brain so small, do u resent the term "pea-brain"?[9:41]

[Whisper]Destro speaks to killer001: or do u take compliment to it?[9:41]

[guess he had enough, heheheh, time to post this]
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Old 10-05-2008, 08:05   #2
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lmao owned o.o

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So worth the long read.
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Nice to see so many people enjoy my work. I'll be sure to share the next one.
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Yay. More laughs.

btw saw a +4 coat in market... like 12kk, thought I should tell you.
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