[thehempknight]

Wait, is eating the bacon double cheeseburger the wrong part, or eating the ant?

[Lotak]

Originally Posted by thehempknight

Wait, is eating the bacon double cheeseburger the wrong part, or eating the ant?

They are both wrong, but there are actually more laws against eating insects than eating pig and mixing meat and milk.
Its "worse" to eat an ant than to eat a bacon double cheeseburger!

[Jaxx..]

U.S. columnist sexually assaulted by Egyptian military police shows casts on both hands

[Jaxx..]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...hes-Koran.html

Muslim medical students boycotting lectures on evolution... because it 'clashes with the Koran'

[Wayne Brady :(]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...-40-STONE.html

rofl, flaps of skin x)

[Paper~DeidaraZ]

Originally Posted by ~Ahmed~

First of all, masturbation? I think hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh is in the right place. No bro, I don't do that.

"You" out of everyone has a problem with me doing what I do and yet you are a ***** yourself.

Second of all, I like being honest, I never attempt to portray myself as a perfect guy on some douchy game's forum to gain reputation, or in your case, be the ultimate cyber ***** online.

Thirdly, yes something like a hierarchy of sins, so it is kind of retarded to assume taking a life of a soul equals what a regular teen/adult would do.

Fourthly, Everyone's problem with Islam is how it preaches massive retribution fo bad deeds, as in stoning women (even though there's not actually any basis of stoning adulteresses in Islam). Yet you're crying out loud because I'm not a perfect Muslim. What, contradictions?


But fine, game on, I watch porn, you probably seen dicks more than I saw my own, You are way worse now, right? "I'm just trying to understand where you're coming from"

Originally Posted by Paper~DeidaraZ

so Ahmed watches porn but doesn't masturbate?


That's like having sex without having an orgasm.

Originally Posted by ~Ahmed~

That's the most retarded thing I have ever read in a while.

Originally Posted by Paper~DeidaraZ

No, pretty sure watching porn without masturbating is the most retarded thing anyone can ever read.

Originally Posted by Erikuasu

Im pretty sure his definition of porn and everybody elses is different.

His porn is girls not wearing that carpet ****, or better put girls showing a little skin.



Being a virgin you wouldnt understand.



Hahaha.

lolz. Ahmed "Mr. Masturbationless porn"

so you don't wash your **** when you shower?

[~Ahmed~]

I think you're becoming obsessed with me. >_> I also noticed you mentioning my name in like 4-5 posts when I hardly posted a couple of posts in several days. lol'd.

[Paper~DeidaraZ]

You sig that joke pic I sig your joke statement.

Now we are even.

[Jaxx..]

Originally Posted by ~Ahmed~

I think you're becoming obsessed with me. >_> I also noticed you mentioning my name in like 4-5 posts when I hardly posted a couple of posts in several days. lol'd.

Lol muslim.

Originally Posted by Paper~DeidaraZ

You sig that joke pic I sig your joke statement.

Now we are even.

Aw come off it Deidaraz that plea you sent to yessume was dead serious, don't even pretend it was for a joke.

[Paper~DeidaraZ]

If you really think I was being totally serious, it's like thinking God will come down to Earth the judgement day.

[Jaxx..]

Originally Posted by Paper~DeidaraZ

If you really think I was being totally serious, it's like thinking God will come down to Earth the judgement day.

Just admit it

[Paper~DeidaraZ]

Doesn't really bothers me either, will not cut my veins for people here. So yah, really doesn't bother me if you people take what I said seriously.

[Jaxx..]

Originally Posted by Paper~DeidaraZ

Doesn't really bothers me either, will not cut my veins for people here. So yah, really doesn't bother me if you people take what I said seriously.

Bro, just tell me what you did to yessume to make make him hate you for a while? Clearly you did something to annoy him like ask for nudes or mock him.

Spill the beans, or taccos whatever. Tell us !!

If you tell me I will stop annoying you, and remove it from my sig

[Paper~DeidaraZ]

The reason is so stupid but ok here we go.

Yesume has a fear for the hostel movie, specially the part where a guy gets his heels cutted. So she believes in floor ghosts, that come out of the hallway and cuts your heels.

So I the day after she told me that, I was like, hey, watch out when you walk in your corridor, might feel a little pain on your heels.

Took it so seriously and got mad at me, then told me if I wanted to be "friend" I had to write an apology. So I decided to write it on volcano forum, then I changed my mind and deleted it, but then... you know the rest.

[~Ahmed~]

Originally Posted by Paper~DeidaraZ

Doesn't really bothers me either, will not cut my veins for people here. So yah, really doesn't bother me if you people take what I said seriously.

Originally Posted by Jaxx..

If you tell me I will stop annoying you, and remove it from my sig

Originally Posted by Paper~DeidaraZ

The reason is so stupid but ok here we go.

Yesume has a fear for the hostel movie, specially the part where a guy gets his heels cutted. So she believes in floor ghosts, that come out of the hallway and cuts your heels.

So I the day after she told me that, I was like, hey, watch out when you walk in your corridor, might feel a little pain on your heels.

Took it so seriously and got mad at me, then told me if I wanted to be "friend" I had to write an apology. So I decided to write it on volcano forum, then I changed my mind and deleted it, but then... you know the rest.

I big to differ. It obviously makes you frustrated how this doesn't die easily and that everyone is mocking you for it. That's also why you reacted when I sigged it by sigging some random posts.

This shall stay in my sig until the day I leave here.