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Forum: Off Topic 09-29-2013, 01:28
Replies: 52
Views: 2,955
Posted By Major_Jack Hoff
2005 rank one ******

2005 rank one ******
Forum: Off Topic 09-15-2013, 22:47
Replies: 49
Views: 4,704
Posted By Major_Jack Hoff
Except I'm not in this argument. You're a smelly...

Except I'm not in this argument. You're a smelly Egyptian. Not much else needs to be identified.
Forum: Off Topic 09-15-2013, 21:54
Replies: 49
Views: 4,704
Posted By Major_Jack Hoff
The winner is the loser.

The winner is the loser.
Forum: Off Topic 09-15-2013, 19:21
Replies: 49
Views: 4,704
Posted By Major_Jack Hoff
You're an Egyptian mongoloid. Go flirt with your...

You're an Egyptian mongoloid. Go flirt with your mom and then suck your own ****.
Forum: Off Topic 09-15-2013, 17:46
Replies: 49
Views: 4,704
Posted By Major_Jack Hoff
Will you stupid ****ers just shut the hell up?

Will you stupid ****ers just shut the hell up?
Forum: Off Topic 09-15-2013, 05:37
Replies: 49
Views: 4,704
Posted By Major_Jack Hoff
I see you idiots still rant about every stupid...

I see you idiots still rant about every stupid little thing.
Forum: Off Topic 09-13-2013, 19:55
Replies: 49
Views: 4,704
Posted By Major_Jack Hoff
I'm just surprised Egyptians have computers. I...

I'm just surprised Egyptians have computers. I always thought they chiseled messages onto tablets. And no, I don't mean an iPad.
Forum: Off Topic 09-12-2013, 23:25
Replies: 49
Views: 4,704
Posted By Major_Jack Hoff
Don't go and upset the young lad.

Don't go and upset the young lad.
Forum: Off Topic 09-12-2013, 04:37
Replies: 49
Views: 4,704
Posted By Major_Jack Hoff
No. I killed her, chopped her up and put her body...

No. I killed her, chopped her up and put her body parts in the garbage disposal.


lol just playing. I watched cartoons and masturbated violently.
Forum: Off Topic 09-11-2013, 04:27
Replies: 49
Views: 4,704
Posted By Major_Jack Hoff
That ***** told me she wasn't interested in...

That ***** told me she wasn't interested in having a boyfriend...

I got totally ****ing rejected, and I'm about to unleash my frustration on this defenseless little girl walking past my house.
Forum: Off Topic 05-16-2013, 02:11
Replies: 70
Views: 12,777
Posted By Major_Jack Hoff
I'm here to verify this statement.

I'm here to verify this statement.
Forum: Off Topic 05-16-2013, 02:07
Replies: 23
Views: 3,344
Posted By Major_Jack Hoff
I remember this condescending sack of ****. ...

I remember this condescending sack of ****.

You should have stayed dead, asswipe.
Forum: Off Topic 04-25-2013, 10:36
Replies: 11,136
Views: 598,983
Posted By Major_Jack Hoff
I'm a bundle of joy and you know it. If you're...

I'm a bundle of joy and you know it. If you're gonna hate, at least do so in a less obvious way.
Forum: Off Topic 04-25-2013, 02:47
Replies: 11,136
Views: 598,983
Posted By Major_Jack Hoff
Hemp just whacks off and moderates an empty forum...

Hemp just whacks off and moderates an empty forum all day.

Bro, I hope you get benefits because your job is ****ing terrible.
Forum: Off Topic 04-23-2013, 01:44
Replies: 15
Views: 2,231
Posted By Major_Jack Hoff
I could write circles around you and your...

I could write circles around you and your convoluted gibberish, but I'll pass on that for two reasons.

1: I won't resort to lyric battling with a homo over the Internet.
And 2: **** you and your...
Forum: Off Topic 04-19-2013, 03:52
Replies: 37
Views: 3,965
Posted By Major_Jack Hoff
I like how when I leave, nobody picks up the...

I like how when I leave, nobody picks up the slack of discouraging all these idiots from making threads like this.

Let's talk about our feelings next
Forum: Off Topic 04-19-2013, 03:41
Replies: 1,820
Views: 87,393
Posted By Major_Jack Hoff
Unhappy If you want my opinion, I think you're all a...

If you want my opinion, I think you're all a bunch of little retards.

You know what'd be funny? If you guys spent 10+ pages spazzing about.... Oh, wait.
Forum: Off Topic 04-19-2013, 03:31
Replies: 15
Views: 2,231
Posted By Major_Jack Hoff
Wow, that was really terrible. Go ****...

Wow, that was really terrible.

Go **** yourself.

Everything you do is awful. I will never get back the 3 seconds I wasted reading the first line of garbage that you call a song.
Forum: Off Topic 02-14-2013, 20:07
Replies: 20
Views: 2,408
Posted By Major_Jack Hoff
I gave my valentine a chicken nugget I found in...

I gave my valentine a chicken nugget I found in the back of my truck and she had the audacity to call me a jerk. What a ****ing idiot.
Forum: Off Topic 02-14-2013, 20:05
Replies: 11,136
Views: 598,983
Posted By Major_Jack Hoff
Cried into my pillow all day. Why can't I be...

Cried into my pillow all day. Why can't I be loved?
Forum: Off Topic 10-17-2012, 14:59
Replies: 5
Views: 587
Posted By Major_Jack Hoff
That's just the bath salts kicking in. ...

That's just the bath salts kicking in.

Sshhh go to sleep, you worthless junkie.
Forum: Off Topic 10-02-2012, 08:18
Replies: 11,136
Views: 598,983
Posted By Major_Jack Hoff
Tons of teams got screwed out of wins, champ....

Tons of teams got screwed out of wins, champ. Pats would be 4-0 right now, instead they lost to jacked up calls in both games and lost by a combined total of 3 points.
Forum: Off Topic 10-02-2012, 03:25
Replies: 11,136
Views: 598,983
Posted By Major_Jack Hoff
They're 2-2, coolguy.

They're 2-2, coolguy.
Forum: Off Topic 09-30-2012, 22:41
Replies: 22
Views: 2,496
Posted By Major_Jack Hoff
Please, just shut the hell up.

Please, just shut the hell up.
Forum: Off Topic 09-30-2012, 22:31
Replies: 11,136
Views: 598,983
Posted By Major_Jack Hoff
I have no idea what the **** you just said.

I have no idea what the **** you just said.
Forum: Off Topic 09-30-2012, 22:27
Replies: 28
Views: 1,765
Posted By Major_Jack Hoff
A simple "no, I paid my way out of it" would have...

A simple "no, I paid my way out of it" would have been enough. Instead I get some ****ty explanation about how you talked to people and did some stuff.

You're a jackass.
Forum: Off Topic 09-29-2012, 01:06
Replies: 11,136
Views: 598,983
Posted By Major_Jack Hoff
Oh, you know.. The usual. Masturbated to...

Oh, you know.. The usual.

Masturbated to Bob's pics.
Forum: Off Topic 09-29-2012, 01:04
Replies: 13
Views: 2,158
Posted By Major_Jack Hoff
Calling people by name doesn't make you cool,...

Calling people by name doesn't make you cool, ginger.

Also, I puked all over my couch when I seen this picture. You're hideous, bro.
Forum: Off Topic 09-29-2012, 01:02
Replies: 8
Views: 1,735
Posted By Major_Jack Hoff
Cool thread, you sack of ginger.

Cool thread, you sack of ginger.
Forum: Off Topic 09-29-2012, 01:00
Replies: 28
Views: 1,765
Posted By Major_Jack Hoff
What the ****? I thought you went to prison for...

What the ****? I thought you went to prison for molesting your mentally retarded sister?

This is pretty disappointing.
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