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Forum: Forum Games 06-15-2011, 10:52
Replies: 1,417
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Posted By Mortysteve~
return the favour. - i would probably want to...

return the favour. - i would probably want to kick the crap out of him, seeing as i can't see a situation where i would willingly consent to that ****.

what would you do if you "discovered" cold...
Forum: Off Topic 06-15-2011, 10:47
Replies: 1,607
Views: 73,819
Posted By Mortysteve~
feminine products? such as tinted moisturiser?...

feminine products? such as tinted moisturiser? oops.

swear im not ***
Forum: Off Topic 06-15-2011, 08:58
Replies: 11,136
Views: 640,940
Posted By Mortysteve~
just woke up. probably going to study for my...

just woke up. probably going to study for my maths exam tomorrow, seeing as i've done nothing for the past few weeks. blah.
Forum: Community Forum 06-15-2011, 08:55
Replies: 61
Views: 2,857
Posted By Mortysteve~
I used to use a touchpad like a pro. Where do you...

I used to use a touchpad like a pro. Where do you live? Might be worth checking out an EU server to see if you get better ping there.
Forum: Off Topic 06-15-2011, 08:53
Replies: 1,607
Views: 73,819
Posted By Mortysteve~
oh, we do here too. it's just that you've got to...

oh, we do here too. it's just that you've got to be aware of what someone would mean if they called you a bummer, cause then it's time for an ass-kicking.

THINKING SO HIGHLY OF YOURSELF, EH

...
Forum: Forum Games 06-15-2011, 08:50
Replies: 1,417
Views: 41,916
Posted By Mortysteve~
non-stop orgy what would you do if you had...

non-stop orgy

what would you do if you had the choice between donating £100,000,000,000 to charity, or keeping £1,000,000?
Forum: Forum Games 06-14-2011, 22:35
Replies: 1,417
Views: 41,916
Posted By Mortysteve~
bathe myself in some bleach to cleanse myself of...

bathe myself in some bleach to cleanse myself of you. (cause you're filthy, ooh and i'm gorgeous (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4RcBZy2jZA))

what would you do if your hole was my goal?
Forum: Forum Games 06-14-2011, 21:40
Replies: 1,417
Views: 41,916
Posted By Mortysteve~
being the skinny little crack ***** i am...

being the skinny little crack ***** i am (APPARENTLY), i'd take them. derp.

what would you do if you were able to teleport anywhere in the worrrrrrld?
Forum: Off Topic 06-14-2011, 21:37
Replies: 1,607
Views: 73,819
Posted By Mortysteve~
a cross between 'bummer' and 'bender' of course!...

a cross between 'bummer' and 'bender' of course! both of which mean someone who likes it up the behind. ;o

hahahaahha, i can imagine. ;p

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/2448/234xw.png...
Forum: Off Topic 06-14-2011, 20:57
Replies: 1,607
Views: 73,819
Posted By Mortysteve~
if that's what they're calling it these days ;)...

if that's what they're calling it these days ;) :o

i have a canadian friend who's watching Inbetweeners atm. she messages me constantly asking me what something means. "WHAT'S A BUMDAR?" lolol.
...
Forum: Off Topic 06-14-2011, 20:19
Replies: 1,607
Views: 73,819
Posted By Mortysteve~
blah, me neither. i stopped watching when David...

blah, me neither. i stopped watching when David Tennant left! good, don't watch anymore. it goes way downhill, especially when they start introducing new characters.

i'm not sure if you'll be able...
Forum: Off Topic 06-14-2011, 20:09
Replies: 1,607
Views: 73,819
Posted By Mortysteve~
oh you. :rolleyes:

oh you. :rolleyes:
Forum: Off Topic 06-14-2011, 20:02
Replies: 1,607
Views: 73,819
Posted By Mortysteve~
i've only seen one episode of it so far, seems...

i've only seen one episode of it so far, seems all right!

who's playing the Doctor in the ones you've seen? and eurgh, just go ahead and call me a massive virgin nerd. :( i only watched the first...
Forum: Off Topic 06-14-2011, 19:14
Replies: 7
Views: 598
Posted By Mortysteve~
i play red alert 2. that's where it's at.

i play red alert 2. that's where it's at.
Forum: Off Topic 06-14-2011, 19:13
Replies: 3,502
Views: 230,551
Posted By Mortysteve~
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/5833/2598771794...

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/5833/25987717945764695511393.jpg (http://img171.imageshack.us/i/25987717945764695511393.jpg/)

muggles not wanted
Forum: Off Topic 06-14-2011, 17:43
Replies: 1,607
Views: 73,819
Posted By Mortysteve~
have you seen the other one he did? Angry Boys?...

have you seen the other one he did? Angry Boys? Not sure whether it's new over there but it just came out here. :o the guy's hilarious!



LOL.
Forum: Off Topic 06-14-2011, 17:39
Replies: 2,964
Views: 117,301
Posted By Mortysteve~
So this is your first "relationship" with a girl?...

So this is your first "relationship" with a girl? That sounds even worse. I know what I was like when I first found myself in a proper relationship with a girl. Here's a hint: It turned out I didn't...
Forum: Off Topic 06-14-2011, 14:40
Replies: 1,607
Views: 73,819
Posted By Mortysteve~
boil in a bag. takes a minute. :o

boil in a bag. takes a minute. :o
Forum: Off Topic 06-14-2011, 13:37
Replies: 1,607
Views: 73,819
Posted By Mortysteve~
needs rice

needs rice
Forum: Off Topic 06-14-2011, 13:10
Replies: 1,607
Views: 73,819
Posted By Mortysteve~
I should get mine cut. It's too thick and long. ...

I should get mine cut. It's too thick and long.

Finished college though, so I'm just letting myself get scruffy. Gotta keep shaving howeverrrrrrr.
Forum: Community Forum 06-14-2011, 12:53
Replies: 61
Views: 2,857
Posted By Mortysteve~
Wouldn't really know. I guess the people on my...

Wouldn't really know. I guess the people on my server (when I used to play) sucked, because I only played a fire casually and I could mop the floor with them.
Forum: Off Topic 06-14-2011, 12:50
Replies: 69
Views: 2,493
Posted By Mortysteve~
you don't have to like them. i'd never...

you don't have to like them.

i'd never suck-up to them though. i've got integrity. :cool:
Forum: Off Topic 06-14-2011, 12:42
Replies: 1,607
Views: 73,819
Posted By Mortysteve~
I know a lot of girls (i.e., nearly all i know)...

I know a lot of girls (i.e., nearly all i know) who find that long hair is a turn off. Don't know how you can say that most girls prefer long hair (in the sense of shoulder length? i'm guessing...
Forum: Community Forum 06-14-2011, 12:41
Replies: 61
Views: 2,857
Posted By Mortysteve~
Irrespective of anything else: it is harder to FB...

Irrespective of anything else: it is harder to FB a person than it is to hit them with nado.
Forum: Community Forum 06-14-2011, 08:21
Replies: 28
Views: 1,025
Posted By Mortysteve~
Why does nobody auto-subscribe when they post?...

Why does nobody auto-subscribe when they post? Strange people.
Forum: Community Forum 06-14-2011, 08:16
Replies: 278,300
Views: 10,584,481
Posted By Mortysteve~
i'm wearing clothes. invaliddddd. inta...

i'm wearing clothes. invaliddddd.

inta clothed ahbal
Forum: Community Forum 06-14-2011, 08:10
Replies: 278,300
Views: 10,584,481
Posted By Mortysteve~
You're a naked idiot? :(

You're a naked idiot? :(
Forum: Community Forum 06-14-2011, 08:03
Replies: 278,300
Views: 10,584,481
Posted By Mortysteve~
oh wouldn't you like to know. ;) my arabic...

oh wouldn't you like to know. ;)

my arabic just turns people on.
Forum: Community Forum 06-14-2011, 07:57
Replies: 278,300
Views: 10,584,481
Posted By Mortysteve~
hafta tell me. ana el mabrook imshallah.

hafta tell me.

ana el mabrook imshallah.
Forum: Community Forum 06-14-2011, 07:52
Replies: 278,300
Views: 10,584,481
Posted By Mortysteve~
:( wut does that mean?!

:(
wut does that mean?!
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