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Showing results 1 to 30 of 500 Search took 0.04 seconds. Search: Posts Made By: Major_Jack Hoff

Forum: Off Topic 09-29-2013, 00:28

Replies: 52 Old*** reunion kthx Views: 2,972 Posted By Major_Jack Hoff 2005 rank one ****** 2005 rank one ******

Forum: Off Topic 09-15-2013, 21:47

Replies: 49 Ahem* Views: 4,930 Posted By Major_Jack Hoff Except I'm not in this argument. You're a smelly... Except I'm not in this argument. You're a smelly Egyptian. Not much else needs to be identified.

Forum: Off Topic 09-15-2013, 20:54

Replies: 49 Ahem* Views: 4,930 Posted By Major_Jack Hoff The winner is the loser. The winner is the loser.

Forum: Off Topic 09-15-2013, 18:21

Replies: 49 Ahem* Views: 4,930 Posted By Major_Jack Hoff You're an Egyptian mongoloid. Go flirt with your... You're an Egyptian mongoloid. Go flirt with your mom and then suck your own ****.

Forum: Off Topic 09-15-2013, 16:46

Replies: 49 Ahem* Views: 4,930 Posted By Major_Jack Hoff Will you stupid ****ers just shut the hell up? Will you stupid ****ers just shut the hell up?

Forum: Off Topic 09-15-2013, 04:37

Replies: 49 Ahem* Views: 4,930 Posted By Major_Jack Hoff I see you idiots still rant about every stupid... I see you idiots still rant about every stupid little thing.

Forum: Off Topic 09-13-2013, 18:55

Replies: 49 Ahem* Views: 4,930 Posted By Major_Jack Hoff I'm just surprised Egyptians have computers. I... I'm just surprised Egyptians have computers. I always thought they chiseled messages onto tablets. And no, I don't mean an iPad.

Forum: Off Topic 09-12-2013, 22:25

Replies: 49 Ahem* Views: 4,930 Posted By Major_Jack Hoff Don't go and upset the young lad. Don't go and upset the young lad.

Forum: Off Topic 09-12-2013, 03:37

Replies: 49 Ahem* Views: 4,930 Posted By Major_Jack Hoff No. I killed her, chopped her up and put her body... No. I killed her, chopped her up and put her body parts in the garbage disposal. lol just playing. I watched cartoons and masturbated violently.

Forum: Off Topic 09-11-2013, 03:27

Replies: 49 Ahem* Views: 4,930 Posted By Major_Jack Hoff That ***** told me she wasn't interested in... That ***** told me she wasn't interested in having a boyfriend... I got totally ****ing rejected, and I'm about to unleash my frustration on this defenseless little girl walking past my house.

Forum: Off Topic 05-16-2013, 01:11

Replies: 70 Hello. Views: 13,070 Posted By Major_Jack Hoff I'm here to verify this statement. I'm here to verify this statement.

Forum: Off Topic 05-16-2013, 01:07

Replies: 23 Bye. Views: 3,364 Posted By Major_Jack Hoff I remember this condescending sack of ****. ... I remember this condescending sack of ****. You should have stayed dead, asswipe.

Forum: Off Topic 04-25-2013, 09:36

Replies: 11,136 Sticky: What did you do today? Views: 644,200 Posted By Major_Jack Hoff I'm a bundle of joy and you know it. If you're... I'm a bundle of joy and you know it. If you're gonna hate, at least do so in a less obvious way.

Forum: Off Topic 04-25-2013, 01:47

Replies: 11,136 Sticky: What did you do today? Views: 644,200 Posted By Major_Jack Hoff Hemp just whacks off and moderates an empty forum... Hemp just whacks off and moderates an empty forum all day. Bro, I hope you get benefits because your job is ****ing terrible.

Forum: Off Topic 04-23-2013, 00:44

Replies: 15 Kryptik Fate Views: 2,256 Posted By Major_Jack Hoff I could write circles around you and your... I could write circles around you and your convoluted gibberish, but I'll pass on that for two reasons. 1: I won't resort to lyric battling with a homo over the Internet. And 2: **** you and your...

Forum: Off Topic 04-19-2013, 02:52

Replies: 37 Gaming addiction Views: 3,987 Posted By Major_Jack Hoff I like how when I leave, nobody picks up the... I like how when I leave, nobody picks up the slack of discouraging all these idiots from making threads like this. Let's talk about our feelings next

Forum: Off Topic 04-19-2013, 02:41

Replies: 1,820 LoL discussion thread Views: 88,953 Posted By Major_Jack Hoff If you want my opinion, I think you're all a... If you want my opinion, I think you're all a bunch of little retards. You know what'd be funny? If you guys spent 10+ pages spazzing about.... Oh, wait.

Forum: Off Topic 04-19-2013, 02:31

Replies: 15 Kryptik Fate Views: 2,256 Posted By Major_Jack Hoff Wow, that was really terrible. Go ****... Wow, that was really terrible. Go **** yourself. Everything you do is awful. I will never get back the 3 seconds I wasted reading the first line of garbage that you call a song.

Forum: Off Topic 02-14-2013, 19:07

Replies: 20 Happy at Valentine's Day Views: 2,494 Posted By Major_Jack Hoff I gave my valentine a chicken nugget I found in... I gave my valentine a chicken nugget I found in the back of my truck and she had the audacity to call me a jerk. What a ****ing idiot.

Forum: Off Topic 02-14-2013, 19:05

Replies: 11,136 Sticky: What did you do today? Views: 644,200 Posted By Major_Jack Hoff Cried into my pillow all day. Why can't I be... Cried into my pillow all day. Why can't I be loved?

Forum: Off Topic 10-17-2012, 13:59

Replies: 5 The Rapture Views: 597 Posted By Major_Jack Hoff That's just the bath salts kicking in. ... That's just the bath salts kicking in. Sshhh go to sleep, you worthless junkie.

Forum: Off Topic 10-02-2012, 07:18

Replies: 11,136 Sticky: What did you do today? Views: 644,200 Posted By Major_Jack Hoff Tons of teams got screwed out of wins, champ.... Tons of teams got screwed out of wins, champ. Pats would be 4-0 right now, instead they lost to jacked up calls in both games and lost by a combined total of 3 points.

Forum: Off Topic 10-02-2012, 02:25

Replies: 11,136 Sticky: What did you do today? Views: 644,200 Posted By Major_Jack Hoff They're 2-2, coolguy. They're 2-2, coolguy.

Forum: Off Topic 09-30-2012, 21:41

Replies: 22 Our Queen Deto Views: 2,599 Posted By Major_Jack Hoff Please, just shut the hell up. Please, just shut the hell up.

Forum: Off Topic 09-30-2012, 21:31

Replies: 11,136 Sticky: What did you do today? Views: 644,200 Posted By Major_Jack Hoff I have no idea what the **** you just said. I have no idea what the **** you just said.

Forum: Off Topic 09-30-2012, 21:27

Replies: 28 I have this great idea... Views: 1,771 Posted By Major_Jack Hoff A simple "no, I paid my way out of it" would have... A simple "no, I paid my way out of it" would have been enough. Instead I get some ****ty explanation about how you talked to people and did some stuff. You're a jackass.

Forum: Off Topic 09-29-2012, 00:06

Replies: 11,136 Sticky: What did you do today? Views: 644,200 Posted By Major_Jack Hoff Oh, you know.. The usual. Masturbated to... Oh, you know.. The usual. Masturbated to Bob's pics.

Forum: Off Topic 09-29-2012, 00:04

Replies: 13 Hello Views: 2,197 Posted By Major_Jack Hoff Calling people by name doesn't make you cool,... Calling people by name doesn't make you cool, ginger. Also, I puked all over my couch when I seen this picture. You're hideous, bro.

Forum: Off Topic 09-29-2012, 00:02

Replies: 8 Where Views: 1,785 Posted By Major_Jack Hoff Cool thread, you sack of ginger. Cool thread, you sack of ginger.

Forum: Off Topic 09-29-2012, 00:00

Replies: 28 I have this great idea... Views: 1,771 Posted By Major_Jack Hoff What the ****? I thought you went to prison for... What the ****? I thought you went to prison for molesting your mentally retarded sister? This is pretty disappointing.

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