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Forum: Off Topic 10-02-2014, 07:23
Replies: 29
Views: 3,312
Posted By Lotak
Ahh, that makes complete sense. its always...

Ahh, that makes complete sense.
its always t*ts or GTFO with women!



Other than the people who I had on msn back in the day, and the VERY few who I was friendly with in game, nobody else has...
Forum: Off Topic 10-01-2014, 05:01
Replies: 29
Views: 3,312
Posted By Lotak
I see we are still poking fun at bahana's gender?...

I see we are still poking fun at bahana's gender?
Some things never change ...
Forum: Off Topic 09-30-2014, 16:10
Replies: 29
Views: 3,312
Posted By Lotak
And you? How's das German? Seig Heil?

And you?
How's das German?

Seig Heil?
Forum: Off Topic 09-30-2014, 10:30
Replies: 29
Views: 3,312
Posted By Lotak
Only personal loans.

Only personal loans.
Forum: Off Topic 09-29-2014, 16:15
Replies: 29
Views: 3,312
Posted By Lotak
I didn't choose this job, it chose me ...

I didn't choose this job, it chose me



Praise be jeebus!



Close. Work just outside London.
Forum: Off Topic 09-29-2014, 01:57
Replies: 29
Views: 3,312
Posted By Lotak
Thank you both! I now work in finance for a...

Thank you both!

I now work in finance for a small lending company. The closest I get to chemistry is being aware of the lithium ions on in the laptop battery that my colleague uses slowly...
Forum: Off Topic 09-22-2014, 16:17
Replies: 29
Views: 3,312
Posted By Lotak
I got married. That's kind of new? Also,...

I got married.
That's kind of new?

Also, if nothing new has happened in CO during my 3 year absence, it's kind of a sh*t game.
Forum: Off Topic 09-21-2014, 16:51
Replies: 29
Views: 3,312
Posted By Lotak
How rude :(

How rude :(
Forum: SnowWhite/Cinderella 09-21-2014, 16:49
Replies: 12,347
Views: 159,608
Posted By Lotak
Man, you need a new hobby. 12243

Man, you need a new hobby.
12243
Forum: Off Topic 09-21-2014, 16:42
Replies: 29
Views: 3,312
Posted By Lotak
So ....

What's new?
Forum: Off Topic 12-01-2011, 04:28
Replies: 2,964
Views: 112,722
Posted By Lotak
Jewish propaganda? Are you taking the P I double...

Jewish propaganda? Are you taking the P I double S?
The whole concept of 72 virgins in heaven for Muslim martyrs is as ridiculous as playing golf with a big bearded guy who wars a white robe on some...
Forum: Off Topic 11-25-2011, 06:52
Replies: 2,964
Views: 112,722
Posted By Lotak
They are both wrong, but there are actually more...

They are both wrong, but there are actually more laws against eating insects than eating pig and mixing meat and milk.
Its "worse" to eat an ant than to eat a bacon double cheeseburger!
Forum: Off Topic 11-24-2011, 11:31
Replies: 2,964
Views: 112,722
Posted By Lotak
Depends who you ask. Some would say its not...

Depends who you ask.
Some would say its not "disgusting" but its simply wrong because it gives one a wrong idea about sex.
Source (http://jewishwebsight.com/bin/experts.cgi?koshersex)

Others...
Forum: Off Topic 11-07-2011, 02:29
Replies: 142
Views: 4,453
Posted By Lotak
No. You smell.

No.
You smell.
Forum: Off Topic 11-06-2011, 03:27
Replies: 142
Views: 4,453
Posted By Lotak
I think there is a difference between being...

I think there is a difference between being racist and being prejudiced / stereotypical.

I am definitely someone that stereotypes. I see a group of black youths in the street and I get a bit...
Forum: Off Topic 11-03-2011, 13:12
Replies: 32
Views: 1,162
Posted By Lotak
Never have I ever taken any illegal drugs. ...

Never have I ever taken any illegal drugs.
Never have I ever "gone out" on a Friday night.
Never have I ever eaten bacon / lobster / KFC etc.....
Never have I ever eaten a cheeseburger

I could...
Forum: Off Topic 10-26-2011, 16:30
Replies: 17
Views: 600
Posted By Lotak
How do you react on the phone to your ISP when they really gets on your man boobs?

So my ISP (Virgin) have really screwed up.
I signed a contract mid-September, and since, the internet has been slow. I called them up late September and they said "Sorry, we are having major...
Forum: Off Topic 10-12-2011, 09:01
Replies: 66
Views: 2,615
Posted By Lotak
Not true. I'm doing a master's course in (I don't...

Not true. I'm doing a master's course in (I don't know why I agreed to do it) Process Chemistry.
Its like......30% Organic Chemistry.
I HATE ORGANIC CHEMISTRY.
Almost as much as I despise you,...
Forum: Off Topic 10-11-2011, 16:49
Replies: 66
Views: 2,615
Posted By Lotak
I did. It looks like a fugly flatworm. ...

I did. It looks like a fugly flatworm.
Something only German Nazi *****rs like yourself would think are cute.

Also, Organic Chemistry must have originated in Germany. Bunch of witchcraft.
Forum: Off Topic 10-11-2011, 11:59
Replies: 66
Views: 2,615
Posted By Lotak
Not at all. bahana is simply an evil German,...

Not at all.
bahana is simply an evil German, Nazi sc*mbag!
Forum: Off Topic 10-11-2011, 11:57
Replies: 89
Views: 3,277
Posted By Lotak
Compare evolution of language with evolution of...

Compare evolution of language with evolution of man.
I don't know much about evolution, but I do know that its kind of like a family tree in reverse. Starting point which evolves into one species,...
Forum: Off Topic 10-11-2011, 10:12
Replies: 89
Views: 3,277
Posted By Lotak
That was a good 1500 or so years ago (my history...

That was a good 1500 or so years ago (my history in that period is pretty hazy).
Over the course of that many years, the language evolved into what we all know today as English. This language...
Forum: Off Topic 10-11-2011, 09:46
Replies: 66
Views: 2,615
Posted By Lotak
You concluded that (to paraphrase): "Stay as...

You concluded that (to paraphrase):
"Stay as far away from me as possible" was me flirting?

I may not be an expert on flirting with the opposite sex, but I'm fairly certain that when one says...
Forum: Off Topic 10-11-2011, 04:59
Replies: 89
Views: 3,277
Posted By Lotak
Before the age of major emigration (about the...

Before the age of major emigration (about the 1600's or so), which countries actually spoke the historical language that evolved over time to be known as modern English?
Forum: Off Topic 10-10-2011, 14:35
Replies: 66
Views: 2,615
Posted By Lotak
Wait a sec... *puts on thinking cap* ...

Wait a sec...
*puts on thinking cap*

Germany is closer to England than the USA.

STAY IN THE USA!
Better yet, move to Hawaii!
Forum: Off Topic 10-10-2011, 13:29
Replies: 66
Views: 2,615
Posted By Lotak
Go back to Germany, evil scumbag. </3

Go back to Germany, evil scumbag. </3
Forum: Off Topic 10-10-2011, 13:12
Replies: 66
Views: 2,615
Posted By Lotak
That dog can burn in Christian hell. The cat...

That dog can burn in Christian hell.

The cat is pretty cute.
Forum: Off Topic 10-09-2011, 04:49
Replies: 41
Views: 1,941
Posted By Lotak
We don't know what the question is. Hopefully we...

We don't know what the question is. Hopefully we are all led to believe that its "Doctor Who?" but its actually something a lot deeper. I was actually quite disappointed with the ending, it did just...
Forum: Off Topic 10-09-2011, 02:49
Replies: 41
Views: 1,941
Posted By Lotak
You suck Hempy! What did you think of the...

You suck Hempy!

What did you think of the latest season of Dr Who?
Also, did you watch the new Torchwood season? (the one set in the States and China for a bit)
Forum: Off Topic 10-07-2011, 09:13
Replies: 41
Views: 1,941
Posted By Lotak
Oh, the first picture was a black apple in the...

Oh, the first picture was a black apple in the background! The apple is crying cos Steve Jobs died.
I get it now!

I don't get the other pictures. Sorry, but art just doesn't register with my...
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