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Hand 06-03-2009 20:38

7066

cerberous/KiRA 06-04-2009 17:24

7067

Hand 06-04-2009 21:13

7068

Preama 06-05-2009 11:25

7069

cerberous/KiRA 06-05-2009 19:26

7070

A guy is in the hospital with two broken legs. The nurse comes in and tells him that there's good news and bad news.

The guy asks for the bad news first.

The nurse says, "We're going to have to remove your legs."

Then the guy asks for the good news.

The nurse says, "The guy beside you wants to buy your sneakers."

guardiandraine 06-09-2009 13:24

7071

cerberous/KiRA 06-09-2009 15:40

7072

voilet909~~ 06-10-2009 02:10

7073

Hand 06-10-2009 03:45

7074

voilet909~~ 06-10-2009 03:50

7075

Hand 06-10-2009 04:29

7076

voilet909~~ 06-10-2009 07:20

7077

Hand 06-10-2009 13:52

7078

cerberous/KiRA 06-10-2009 16:02

7079

A mother worries that her teenage daughter is having sex and might get pregnant, so she consults several parenting websites for advice.

Later that evening, as her daughter prepares for a date, the mother sits down to talk with her. "I know you are adult enough to make the right decision about your body. But I want you to please try to abstain from sex until you're married. If you must have sex, then please use protection."

Feeling proud of herself for being so pro-active, the mother hands her daughter a box of condoms.

The daughter laughs and hugs her mother. "Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating a girl!"

Hand 06-10-2009 16:33

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