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No...someone else posted the same number twice. I fixed the post count.

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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.

After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."

The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."

The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.

"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"

thx :P

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sure but after u get back from school :), pm u later so the mod won't say anything =]

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sweet dreams

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Kimo wers my ava?

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Now this is a story all about how my life got twist-turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell ya how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.

In west Philadelphia, born and raised, on the playground was where I spent most of my days. Snoozin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool, and all shootin' some b'ball outside of the school...When a couple of guys who were up to no good, started makin' trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight, and my mom got scared, she said you're movin' with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air.
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, man forget it! Yo home, to Bel Air!
I pulled up to house about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabby, yo home, smell ya later! Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne, as the prince of Bel Air!

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u said something ? :D
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fresh prince of bel air :o


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So yeah...zero was actually the first reply to this thread, so I implore everyone to do it right.

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