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does anyone else miss preama's funny things :( or just me?:o:(

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WISDOM OF LARRY THE CABLE GUY:

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They're th e only culture some people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

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hahaha <3

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1207 am right after trist yay :D

No your not,1208:D

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ACTUAL LABEL INSTRCTIONS

On Sears hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

·On bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

·On a box of Dial Soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.

·On some Schwann's frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost

·On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.

·On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

·On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.

·On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.

1211 damn u willy

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