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thanks, and happy new year to you too Pexy. :cool:

Words to live by...

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each
day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we
are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey,
beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

WATER = Poop
WINE = HEALTH

Therefore: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink
water and be full of crap.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I am doing
it as a public service.

ROFL thank you for that very insightfull information! =]

VoltroN

01-02-2008 14:02

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whay you kill my whay :(

Delusion

01-02-2008 14:44

1140

Hand	01-02-2008 17:07

1141

KiraOfCerberus

01-02-2008 17:55

1065

rockonman

01-02-2008 18:12

1066

Preama

01-02-2008 19:14

1142

Hand	01-02-2008 19:41

1067

Beerfest

01-02-2008 20:02

1068

Hand	01-02-2008 20:12

1143

mig1	01-02-2008 20:19

1144

Hand	01-02-2008 20:22

1069

Hand	01-02-2008 20:35

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Delusion

01-03-2008 13:40

1146

Preama

01-03-2008 19:02

1147

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

Preama

01-03-2008 19:06

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mig1	01-03-2008 20:17

1148

funny quote 1147 lolz

KiraOfCerberus

01-03-2008 23:07

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Delusion

01-04-2008 04:11

1149 lolxD

KiraOfCerberus

01-04-2008 08:01

1072

Preama

01-04-2008 12:21

1150

check out "You Tube - The greatest prank call ever." :D

Preama

01-04-2008 12:30

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Hand	01-04-2008 12:46

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Preama

01-05-2008 00:08

1075

Delusion

01-05-2008 02:41

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Preama

01-05-2008 10:14

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I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice
heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things
you have started and have never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving
the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of white Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a
package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates. You have no
idea how freaking good I feel.

hallza

01-05-2008 10:26

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hallza

01-05-2008 10:31

1077

Preama

01-05-2008 11:48

1078

KiraOfCerberus

01-05-2008 13:13

1079

{D}{i}{E}

01-05-2008 13:15

1080

Hand	01-05-2008 13:48

1153

Hand	01-05-2008 20:28

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Delusion

01-06-2008 02:26

1154

KiraOfCerberus

01-06-2008 05:04

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{D}{i}{E}

01-06-2008 15:44

1083

KiraOfCerberus

01-06-2008 18:22

1084

Hand	01-06-2008 18:36

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