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Jaxx.. 07-20-2011 18:25

*toot* *toot* mutha ****er

mwah 07-20-2011 18:30

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Originally Posted by Jaxx.. (Post 11575193)
*toot* *toot* mutha ****er

That picture provides a good explanation for the majority or your posts:
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Originally Posted by Jaxx. (Post 11269310)
Then mother came hope spent 2 mins trying to find where my voice was coming from, I have a big house, am rich and gave me a icecream.


Although, it does provide some complications on how you managed to run over daywalker's dog in that -.-

Jaxx.. 07-20-2011 18:55

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Originally Posted by mwah (Post 11575195)

Although, it does provide some complications on how you managed to run over daywalker's dog in that -.-

Well my batteries were fully charged and the dog was heavily sleep from all the action it had last night with its master.

The hard part is building enough speed to hit the dog and to successfully get on top of it ( no homo ) and after that you let the weight of truck do the rest. It took a mere minutes to squeeze the life out of the dog.

However the dogs carcass did get caught in my rear wheels which led to me dragging the dog several meters before I realized. It was the smell which caught my action.

Ever scraped dog flesh from your truck before? Its a damn *****.


Every day I drive down that lane waiting for his new dog to make the same mistake the previous one did.

TOOT TOOT MUTHER ****ER.

IluminatI 07-20-2011 20:02

just had some ****ing delicious sausages.

SwichB1ade 07-20-2011 21:26

I was playing tf2 and a guy started playing an audio tape of a sex story about sonic and tails over the mic. I am sure Deidraz knows what I am talking about.

Edit: I went on again just now and a person was playing a sex story about smurfs.

mwah 07-20-2011 22:51

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Originally Posted by Jaxx.. (Post 11575208)
Well my batteries were fully charged and the dog was heavily sleep from all the action it had last night with its master.

The hard part is building enough speed to hit the dog and to successfully get on top of it ( no homo ) and after that you let the weight of truck do the rest. It took a mere minutes to squeeze the life out of the dog.

However the dogs carcass did get caught in my rear wheels which led to me dragging the dog several meters before I realized. It was the smell which caught my action.

Ever scraped dog flesh from your truck before? Its a damn *****.


Every day I drive down that lane waiting for his new dog to make the same mistake the previous one did.

TOOT TOOT MUTHER ****ER.

How horrible. You probably had to reverse over it, just to make sure you finished the job :(
And you probably have to get mummy to buy you a new baby car to drive around in...

"Its a damn *****." Such a pun probably wasn't intended- you're no good at those, nevertheless, the unintended pun was damn hilarious (:

Paper~DeidaraZ 07-20-2011 23:01

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Originally Posted by SwichB1ade (Post 11575259)
I was playing tf2 and a guy started playing an audio tape of a sex story about sonic and tails over the mic. I am sure Deidraz knows what I am talking about.

Edit: I went on again just now and a person was playing a sex story about smurfs.

well, they're a cool duo aren't they?
http://sp5.fotolog.com/photo/21/32/5...59180723_f.jpg

SwichB1ade 07-20-2011 23:40

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Originally Posted by Paper~DeidaraZ (Post 11575276)
well, they're a cool duo aren't they?
http://sp5.fotolog.com/photo/21/32/5...59180723_f.jpg

sonic looks like he has bad thoughts going through his head

I was curious about the show and I just watched the first 2 episodes of my little pony friendship is magic. Don't criticize me.

WTFizzle 07-21-2011 00:07

Being an insufferable drunk.

Infamous~ 07-21-2011 03:48

pic speaks for itself

http://oi55.tinypic.com/2i1gqk2.jpg

Paper~DeidaraZ 07-21-2011 04:10

Weird, I found the same Daani Sanders RIP page on facebook... but the date was 19/04/11

Wayne Brady :( 07-21-2011 04:11

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Originally Posted by Infamous~ (Post 11575331)

lol'd, so she suicided?

DETONATOAREA 07-21-2011 04:11

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Originally Posted by Wayne Brady :( (Post 11575337)
lol'd, so she suicided?

That being the reason i said she deserved it.

Infamous~ 07-21-2011 05:27

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Originally Posted by Wayne Brady :( (Post 11575337)
lol'd, so she suicided?

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Originally Posted by DETONATOAREA (Post 11575338)
That being the reason i said she deserved it.

^

SwichB1ade 07-21-2011 08:41

My mother said she will pay me if I clear vines off of the side of our house and uproot them. I would do it, but there are bushes at the bottom of the vines and idk what kind of spiders and bugs are in those bushes. And its hotter than hell outside.


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