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KiraOfCerberus 01-11-2008 20:59

1114

DragonTrojan12 01-11-2008 22:48

1115

rockonman 01-12-2008 02:05

1116

Delusion 01-12-2008 03:38

1206

Preama 01-12-2008 08:30

1208

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's duties. They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster. "No, said another, "he's just for good luck." A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs", she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrants.

{D}{i}{E} 01-12-2008 08:42

1209

DragonTrojan12 01-12-2008 09:26

1117

{D}{i}{E} 01-12-2008 09:30

1118

DragonTrojan12 01-12-2008 10:00

1119

DragonTrojan12 01-12-2008 11:03

1210
hhhhhh

hallza 01-12-2008 12:09

1120

Delusion 01-12-2008 17:06

1211

Hand 01-12-2008 21:03

1122

Deano 01-12-2008 23:55

1212

Valkyria 01-12-2008 23:56

1213

Delusion 01-13-2008 03:22

1214

DragonTrojan12 01-13-2008 08:46

1215

Preama 01-13-2008 18:56

1216

Gotta pee... :confused:


Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
faithful and loving wives, but they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in
the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off
her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and
did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath
with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the
other husband and said, "These girl nights out have got to stop! I'm starting
to suspect the worst... My wife came home with no panties!!"

"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card
stuck to her arse that said.....

"From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you!"

Delusion 01-14-2008 03:18

1217 xD

Valkyria 01-14-2008 04:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Preama (Post 7246541)
1216

Gotta pee... :confused:


Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
faithful and loving wives, but they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in
the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off
her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and
did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath
with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the
other husband and said, "These girl nights out have got to stop! I'm starting
to suspect the worst... My wife came home with no panties!!"

"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card
stuck to her arse that said.....

"From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you!"

lawl! love your jokes preama

1218

Hand 01-14-2008 14:05

1218

The count's off.

KiraOfCerberus 01-14-2008 18:34

1123

Preama 01-14-2008 19:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hand (Post 7252462)
1218

The count's off.

1219

oops.. :rolleyes:

KiraOfCerberus 01-14-2008 20:32

1124

KiraOfCerberus 01-14-2008 22:59

1125

KiraOfCerberus 01-14-2008 23:00

1126

Delusion 01-15-2008 03:25

1220

Tref 01-15-2008 12:57

1127 :p woot woot TREF ROCKS!

hallza 01-15-2008 13:38

1128

hallza 01-15-2008 14:00

1129

Shorek 01-15-2008 20:25

1130

Hand 01-15-2008 21:20

1221

Hand 01-15-2008 22:23

1131

Pexy 01-16-2008 01:18

1222 WTF WERS THE FUN FACT OF THE DAY!

o noes :( Preama slackin!!

Hand 01-16-2008 05:42

1223

hallza 01-16-2008 07:42

1132

Delusion 01-16-2008 16:41

1224

KiraOfCerberus 01-16-2008 17:10

1133

Hand 01-16-2008 19:56

1225

Hand 01-16-2008 22:16

1134


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