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Hand 01-06-2008 23:06

1085

rockonman 01-07-2008 02:42

1086

man i keep giving reps out but havent got any back yet

Delusion 01-07-2008 03:33

1156

hallza 01-07-2008 08:42

1087

{D}{i}{E} 01-07-2008 15:30

1157

{D}{i}{E} 01-07-2008 17:00

1088

Fnon 01-07-2008 19:11

1089

Hand 01-07-2008 20:41

1158

JesusYY 01-07-2008 21:41

1159 =]

Preama 01-07-2008 21:52

1160

Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table.

Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing standing up.

Finklestien looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna tell his wife?"

They cut the cards. Goldberg picks the two of clubs and has to carry the news.

They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.

"Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me."

Goldberg goes over to the Meyerwitz apartment and knocks on the door.

The wife answers thru the door and asks what he wants?

Goldberg declares: "Your husband just lost $500 in a poker game and is afraid to come home."

"Tell him to drop dead!" yells the wife.

"I'll go tell him." says Goldberg

Delusion 01-08-2008 04:34

1161 lmao xD

{D}{i}{E} 01-08-2008 04:37

1162

Pexy 01-08-2008 10:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Preama (Post 7177655)
1152

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice
heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things
you have started and have never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving
the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of white Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a
package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates. You have no
idea how freaking good I feel.

priceless

JesusYY 01-08-2008 10:05

1164
preama is my new favorite person =D

ZealŪ 01-08-2008 10:06

1165

JesusYY 01-08-2008 10:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZealŪ (Post 7201838)
1165

1166
Are you stalking me? =O

hallza 01-08-2008 13:00

1090

Delusion 01-08-2008 13:36

1167 Im stalking u YY:p
Thanks for the nice words every time...brightens up my day:p Everytime i wanna rep back it says i need to rep other ppl >.<

So here an imaginary rep :P

{D}{i}{E} 01-08-2008 14:28

1168

hallza 01-08-2008 15:03

1091

Hand 01-08-2008 21:59

1169

Preama 01-08-2008 22:25

1170

A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised
a glass of water and asked, "how heavy is this glass of water? "

Answers were called out that ranged from 8oz. to 20oz.

The lecturer replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter.

It depends on how long you try to hold it.

If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem.

If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm.

If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance.

In each case, it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes. "

He continued, "And that's the way it is with stress management.

If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, we won't be able to carry on."

"As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again.

When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden.

So, before you return home tonight, put the burden of work down.

Don't carry it home. You can pick it up tomorrow. Whatever burdens you're carrying now, let them down for a moment if you can.

Relax; pick them up later after you've rested.

Life is short. Enjoy it! :cool:

Hand 01-08-2008 22:43

1092

hallza 01-09-2008 04:40

1093

Delusion 01-09-2008 06:23

1171

{D}{i}{E} 01-09-2008 06:23

1172

Delusion 01-09-2008 06:24

1173

{D}{i}{E} 01-09-2008 06:25

1173

Delusion 01-09-2008 06:30

1174

{D}{i}{E} 01-09-2008 06:34

1175

{D}{i}{E} 01-09-2008 07:16

1094

hallza 01-09-2008 08:14

1095

JesusYY 01-09-2008 13:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Delusion (Post 7203402)
1167 Im stalking u YY:p
Thanks for the nice words every time...brightens up my day:p Everytime i wanna rep back it says i need to rep other ppl >.<

So here an imaginary rep :P

It's not the rep that matters, it's just a way to say, hey I like you! =D

1177

{D}{i}{E} 01-09-2008 13:11

1178

{D}{i}{E} 01-09-2008 14:47

1096

Delusion 01-09-2008 16:27

1179 ^^ well I like u YY ^^

{D}{i}{E} 01-09-2008 16:29

1180

Delusion 01-09-2008 16:30

1181

{D}{i}{E} 01-09-2008 16:32

1182

Preama 01-09-2008 19:21

1183

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh!t?


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