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NikExD 01-02-2008 12:40

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Valkyria 01-02-2008 13:07

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JesusYY 01-02-2008 14:57

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Preama (Post 7146505)
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thanks, and happy new year to you too Pexy. :cool:

Words to live by...

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each
day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we
are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey,
beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

WATER = Poop
WINE = HEALTH

Therefore: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink
water and be full of crap.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I am doing
it as a public service.

ROFL thank you for that very insightfull information! =]

VoltroN 01-02-2008 15:02

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whay you kill my whay :(

Delusion 01-02-2008 15:44

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Hand 01-02-2008 18:07

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KiraOfCerberus 01-02-2008 18:55

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rockonman 01-02-2008 19:12

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Preama 01-02-2008 20:14

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Hand 01-02-2008 20:41

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Beerfest 01-02-2008 21:02

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Hand 01-02-2008 21:12

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mig1 01-02-2008 21:19

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Hand 01-02-2008 21:22

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Hand 01-02-2008 21:35

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Delusion 01-03-2008 14:40

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Preama 01-03-2008 20:02

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

Preama 01-03-2008 20:06

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mig1 01-03-2008 21:17

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funny quote 1147 lolz

KiraOfCerberus 01-04-2008 00:07

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Delusion 01-04-2008 05:11

1149 lolxD

KiraOfCerberus 01-04-2008 09:01

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Preama 01-04-2008 13:21

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check out "You Tube - The greatest prank call ever." :D

Preama 01-04-2008 13:30

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Hand 01-04-2008 13:46

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Preama 01-05-2008 01:08

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Delusion 01-05-2008 03:41

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Preama 01-05-2008 11:14

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I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice
heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things
you have started and have never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving
the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of white Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a
package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates. You have no
idea how freaking good I feel.

hallza 01-05-2008 11:26

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hallza 01-05-2008 11:31

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Preama 01-05-2008 12:48

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KiraOfCerberus 01-05-2008 14:13

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{D}{i}{E} 01-05-2008 14:15

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Hand 01-05-2008 14:48

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Hand 01-05-2008 21:28

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Delusion 01-06-2008 03:26

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KiraOfCerberus 01-06-2008 06:04

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{D}{i}{E} 01-06-2008 16:44

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KiraOfCerberus 01-06-2008 19:22

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Hand 01-06-2008 19:36

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