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KiraOfCerberus 01-20-2008 13:28

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Pexy 01-20-2008 16:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Preama (Post 7303577)
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The love dress

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house.
She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her
daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was
playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law
answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites
him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes
romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put
on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid
on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally her husband came
home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered sensually
"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner"?
................................................
His funeral will be held Thursday.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA


OMG IM USIN THIS ONE MYSELF!!

SpyBot 01-20-2008 20:26

LOL

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Hand 01-20-2008 23:34

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KiraOfCerberus 01-21-2008 02:17

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KiraOfCerberus 01-21-2008 02:26

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kingjr1992 01-21-2008 10:54

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Hand 01-21-2008 11:32

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Two anonymous peps from Cerebrus, PM if you want a return pep.

Preama 01-21-2008 11:52

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Three Women , Two Younger, And One Senior Citizen, Were Sitting Naked In A Sauna.

Suddenly There Was A Beeping Sound. The Young Woman Pressed Her Forearm And The Beep Stopped.

The Others Looked At Her Questioningly. 'that Was My Pager,' She Said.
I Have A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm.

A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang. The Second Young Woman Lifted Her Palm To Her Ear. When She Finished, She Explained, 'that Was My Mobile Phone. I Have A Microchip In My Hand.'

The Older Woman Felt Very Low -tech.. Not To Be Out Done, She Decided She Had To Do Something Just As Impressive. She Stepped Out Of The Sauna And Went To The Bathroom.

She Returned With A Piece Of Toilet Paper Hanging From Her Rear End.
The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Stared At Her. The Older Woman Finally Said.........well, Will You Look At That... I'm Getting A Fax!!

Pexy 01-21-2008 14:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Preama (Post 7311142)
1257

Three Women , Two Younger, And One Senior Citizen, Were Sitting Naked In A Sauna.

Suddenly There Was A Beeping Sound. The Young Woman Pressed Her Forearm And The Beep Stopped.

The Others Looked At Her Questioningly. 'that Was My Pager,' She Said.
I Have A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm.

A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang. The Second Young Woman Lifted Her Palm To Her Ear. When She Finished, She Explained, 'that Was My Mobile Phone. I Have A Microchip In My Hand.'

The Older Woman Felt Very Low -tech.. Not To Be Out Done, She Decided She Had To Do Something Just As Impressive. She Stepped Out Of The Sauna And Went To The Bathroom.

She Returned With A Piece Of Toilet Paper Hanging From Her Rear End.
The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Stared At Her. The Older Woman Finally Said.........well, Will You Look At That... I'm Getting A Fax!!

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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

-MizZ- 01-21-2008 14:32

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kingjr1992 01-21-2008 15:01

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SpyBot 01-21-2008 16:07

pwnt.

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Marija 01-21-2008 18:16

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Hai :D

Marija 01-21-2008 18:21

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KiraOfCerberus 01-21-2008 19:08

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KiraOfCerberus 01-21-2008 19:56

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Pexy 01-21-2008 23:19

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aww new face around our forum

welcome :D

SelfDestructive 01-22-2008 00:03

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Delusion 01-22-2008 04:29

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Hand 01-22-2008 08:07

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...Quit screwing around.

Hand 01-22-2008 08:25

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hallza 01-22-2008 13:59

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KiraOfCerberus 01-22-2008 17:35

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Marija 01-22-2008 17:38

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KiraOfCerberus 01-22-2008 17:40

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KiraOfCerberus 01-22-2008 17:52

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Preama 01-22-2008 21:22

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I dont have anything funny tonight... :o

SpyBot 01-22-2008 21:24

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spam = maps backwards :eek:

KiraOfCerberus 01-22-2008 21:27

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KiraOfCerberus 01-22-2008 21:34

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KiraOfCerberus 01-22-2008 21:47

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Hand 01-23-2008 01:31

1266

:rolleyes:!

Hand 01-23-2008 01:47

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Delusion 01-23-2008 03:39

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Hand 01-23-2008 03:51

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hallza 01-23-2008 11:14

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Adorare 01-23-2008 19:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pexy (Post 7316531)
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aww new face around our forum

welcome :D

what u mean this number 1269 #29

KiraOfCerberus 01-23-2008 19:25

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KiraOfCerberus 01-23-2008 19:44

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