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Planes v1.0b 05-20-2011 05:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob the Builder (Post 11536784)
(I coach an Advanced Recreational group of kids aged 11-14.
I’m spotting one of the boys on the high bar when his arm
slips and he elbows me in the face.)

Me: “Thanks. Please try not to do that again.”

Child: “Sorry!” *laughs*

(He tries it again, and elbows me in the face again. This time,
my lip is bleeding so I go over to the door to spit the blood
out of my mouth into the garbage. As I’m doing this, one of
the dads that is watching from the lobby runs in.)

Dad: “That was freakin’ amazing!”

Me: “What was?”

Dad: “From the lobby, it looked like he elbowed you in the
face, you thanked him and asked him for another. Then you
came and spat your blood into the garbage as a show of
dominance over the rest of them. FRICKIN’ AWESOME!”

*high fives me*

ahaha

Zerr 05-20-2011 06:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackoffthebox (Post 11537135)
This thread lacks Micheal Bolton.

How about Micheal Jackson?

Ley 05-20-2011 10:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Planes v1.0b (Post 11537450)
ahaha

^What he said lol
That's priceless!

Alek3 05-20-2011 13:29

looolololol

Ley 05-22-2011 07:56

Come back to life thread!

Bob the Builder 05-22-2011 09:16

As the days draw closer to my Biology exam, I realized I have failed my Biology teacher, Mr.B, by not putting in enough effort, and subsequently failing to answer half the questions.

That's what I'd say if I gave a ****.
On the other hand "Maaaaaaaan, lol, good thing I'm dropping that **** next year. Waste of my time! All I know now is how to make dirty jokes that sound scientific."

I Rule 05-22-2011 10:13

Don't you guys have exams?

Bob the Builder 05-22-2011 10:16

I do.

Shikona 05-22-2011 12:52

History and French exams tomorrow, I can't speak/read French.

Craneses 05-22-2011 14:29

Job Hunting is lameeee.

Cloud~ 05-22-2011 15:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shikona (Post 11539192)
History and French exams tomorrow, I can't speak/read French.

added as friend on MaL c:

Alek3 05-22-2011 21:14

walk home at 12, night time is pretty

Craneses 05-22-2011 21:21

till i come up behind and stab u.

Bob the Builder 05-23-2011 00:05

Cool, so the test wasn't bad at all.

Craneses 05-23-2011 01:11

That's good!


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