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EmSeY 03-20-2008 09:16


Hand 03-20-2008 10:01


Zelos 03-20-2008 10:02


PrinceOfShadowZ 03-20-2008 10:10


chilis 03-20-2008 10:14


JohnnyBravo 03-20-2008 13:16

1919 correct number.. continue from here.. nvm the previous posts

Zelos 03-20-2008 13:30


chilis 03-20-2008 14:06


Hand 03-20-2008 20:49


Hand 03-20-2008 22:14


Pexy 03-20-2008 23:23

i need rep ?: ( i cant survive on co2 forum wuthout it :confused:

EmSeY 03-21-2008 03:15


chilis 03-21-2008 05:42


hallza 03-21-2008 07:11


Preama 03-21-2008 08:48



Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women cannot put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why i s it t hat doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

kimo 03-21-2008 10:43

sup ppl


PrinceOfShadowZ 03-21-2008 17:06


chillin like a villain after doin some killin

Hand 03-21-2008 22:19


chilis 03-22-2008 02:18


hallza 03-22-2008 09:21


Hand 03-22-2008 09:26


hallza 03-22-2008 11:47


PrinceOfShadowZ 03-22-2008 12:42


kimo 03-23-2008 05:25


Sharpshot 03-23-2008 05:32


chilis 03-23-2008 06:53


SpyBot 03-23-2008 13:18


Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.

Bathhouses are against the law.

In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same guidelines as cats and dogs.

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

Women may not drive in a house coat.

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.

Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

City Council order reads: ***8220;No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.***8221;

You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.

It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.

Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

It is illegal to wash your car in the street. (Passed 1995).

It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.

You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person.

It is illegal to own or sell ***8220;Silly String***8221;.

It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace.

It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.

Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.

Toads may not be licked.

You may not hunt moths under a street light.

It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison.

You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.

Zoot suits are prohibited.

It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.

It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.

Roosters may not crow in the city limits.

Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.

It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM.

It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.

Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.

Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it. (only in Redlands, CA)

One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o***8217;clock.

The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.

It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar.

Persons classified as ***8220;ugly***8221; may not walk down any street.

Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.

It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.

It is illegal to wipe one***8217;s car with used underwear.

It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs. -Ord. 7.08.595

You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.

Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times.

Preama 03-23-2008 20:16


After having dug to a depth of 10 yards last
year, New York scientists found traces of copper
wire dating back 100 years and came to the
conclusion that their ancestors already had a
telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the
weeks that followed, California scientists dug to a
depth of 20 yards, and shortly after, headlines in
the LA Times newspaper read: 'California
archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old
copper wire and have concluded that their
ancestors already had an advanced high-tech
communications network a hundred years earlier
than the New Yorkers.

'One week later, the 'Tennessean Paper' in Nashville
Tn. reported the following: 'After digging as
deep as 30 yards in corn fields near Nashville,
Billy Bob Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist,
reported that he found absolutely nothing. Billy Bob
has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Tennessee
had already gone wireless.

Preama 03-23-2008 20:20


SpyBot 03-23-2008 20:21


Alaska law says that you can't look at a moose from an airplane.

PrinceOfShadowZ 03-23-2008 20:22

Tennessee owns hardcore


SpyBot 03-23-2008 20:27


In England, in the 1880's, "Pants" was considered a dirty word.

PrinceOfShadowZ 03-23-2008 20:27

1395 preama close to 7k :)

Hand 03-23-2008 20:33


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Sharpshot 03-24-2008 03:10


Hand 03-24-2008 08:58


Hand 03-24-2008 09:07


chilis 03-24-2008 13:00


Sharpshot 03-24-2008 15:35


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