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We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party.
We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered
our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi
arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.

The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We
didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat
the bird.

My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat.
The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my
wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for
the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon,

"He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I
said, as we drove away. "That stupid witch was hiding under the bed. I
had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to
take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a
blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat
ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cab driver hit a parked car.

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ur *** ur sig is retarded cant spell and ur not the first of ur kind

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It's a nice day but I can't go shopping.. :(

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http://www.thispagecannotbedisplayed.com/ :D

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The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a Great Chest you have!"

He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby."

He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive Calves you have!"

The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, baby."

He then removes his underwear, and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.

The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her.
He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.

The blonde replies: I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!

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[Whisper]SugarBear~ speaks to poke: you spin me right round baby right round [1:50]

[Whisper]SugarBear~ speaks to poke: like record baby right round round [1:50]

[Whisper]poke speaks to SugarBear~: wut[1:51]

[Whisper]SugarBear~ speaks to poke: www.meat spin.com[1:51]

[Whisper]SugarBear~ speaks to poke: :d[1:52]

[Whisper]SugarBear~ speaks to poke: you spin me right round baby right round[1:52]

[Whisper]SugarBear~ speaks to poke: like a record baby right round round[1:52]

me on poke ;/ Durandal o Sugar ... i uhh ? wut ? didnt no he was a fan of uh the mentioned site?:eek:

Was Lag And Its A Fake.

Asd why can't i type all in caps?

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