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Don't Move Your Lips
A young ventriloquist is touring the
clubs, and one night he's doing a
show in a small town in Arkansas. With his
dummy on his knee, he is going
through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly,
a blonde woman at a corner table
stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've
heard enough of your stupid
blonde jokes. What makes you think you can
stereotype women that way? What does
the color of a person's hair have to do with
her worth as a human being? It's
guys like you who keep women like me from
being respected at work and in the
community, and from reaching our full
potential as a person. Because you and
your kind continue to perpetuate
discrimination against not only blondes, but
women in general...and all in the name of
humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to
apologize, but the blonde yells, " You stay out of
this mister, I'm talking to that little ******* on
your knee"!
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