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btw...I am pwning your post count. :eek:

ya i realize =[

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wows...you caught up..quickly. o.O

*cough cough* was on co tho :p

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Oh, okay :p

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kthxbye

why u using the original 1 then :mad:just w8 mang

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One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 1
and a half years old. My little 'tea set' was one of my favorite toys.
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I
brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several
cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.
My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of
tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!!'
My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of
tea for Daddy and she watches him drink
it up, then says, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place that
baby can reach to get water is the toilet??'

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Kimo! Always nice to see you! :D

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same with you ;)
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This story happened a while ago in Dublin, and even
though it sounds like an Alfred Hitch**** tale, it's true!!!!!
John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the
side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a
big storm.
The night was rolling on and no car went by. The
storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.
Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped. John,
desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car
and closed the door.. only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel
and the engine wasn't on .
The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road
ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging
for his life. Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared
out of no where through the window and turned the wheel. John, paralyzed
with terror, watched as the hand came through the window, but never
touched or harmed him.
Shortly thereafter John saw the lights of a pub appear
down the road, so, gathering strength, he jumped out of the car and ran
to it. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling
everybody about the horrible experience he had just had.
A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realized he
was crying and....wasn't drunk.
Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked
in from the dark and stormy night. They, like John, were also soaked and
out of breath. Looking around, and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the
bar, one said to the other...

"Look Paddy.....there's that dam idiot that got in the
car while we were pushing it!!!!"

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