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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand


Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All were invented by women.


Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey

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xD

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oh yes theres nothing better than comin to Co forums and havin smo hilarious **** to read


Preama inno who u r but <
<3 Thanks Alot xD :p:D


happy new years guys

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thanks, and happy new year to you too Pexy. :cool:

Words to live by...

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each
day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we
are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey,
beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

WATER = Poop
WINE = HEALTH

Therefore: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink
water and be full of crap.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I am doing
it as a public service.

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happy new year counters:D

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Happy New Year, Delusion.

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1132 thanks..did you have a nice time?

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Eh...not really, school's around the corner.

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