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jackoffthebox 04-06-2010 21:01

Answer mah questions.
 
Well OT is boring so I am gonna make you guys laugh.

Here are some questions and try to make funny/logical answers.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?


If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?


Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?


Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? Theyre both dogs.


Can fat people go skinny-dipping?


Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?


What is the speed of dark?


Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

BuddhaIncarnate 04-06-2010 23:29

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Originally Posted by jackoffthebox (Post 11065781)
Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?
Because Dihydrogen Monoxide is a hazard to the environment, as it is a major component of acid rain.

The only one I felt like answering.

xTrooge 04-06-2010 23:41

Because it's over 9000!

Miss~Led 04-07-2010 01:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackoffthebox (Post 11065781)
Well OT is boring so I am gonna make you guys laugh.

Here are some questions and try to make funny/logical answers.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Testical


If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

Babies

Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?

aparently the water goes off when not trickling down the mountains

Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? Theyre both dogs.

goofy was never the brightest he forgot he was a dog?


Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Yes


Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

omg no! its shaped like an animal


What is the speed of dark?

Very slow when you have insomnia


Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

the monkey knawed it off

Yes i took the non serious way of answering

Farau 04-07-2010 01:46

All yes.

thehempknight 04-07-2010 03:42

I love animal crackers. They are delicious and have funny animal shapes. The heads are made of the better dough, and must always be eaten first.

DETONATOAREA 04-07-2010 04:52

O_o ...
Yawn ^_^ *sleeps*

Sepharius 04-08-2010 04:33

Do fat people disappear into fat air?

DETONATOAREA 04-08-2010 04:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sepharius (Post 11067963)
Do fat people disappear into fat air?

I dunno but if you travel at the speed of light and you fart, would you smell it before you hear it?

Epinephrine 04-08-2010 12:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by DETONATOAREA (Post 11067991)
I dunno but if you travel at the speed of light and you fart, would you smell it before you hear it?

No, you would leave the fart miles behind you and you won't hear it because you travel faster than sound.

DETONATOAREA 04-08-2010 12:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Epinephrine (Post 11068435)
No, you would leave the fart miles behind you and you won't hear it because you travel faster than sound.

That's so fast that people will only smell a fart and think it came outta nowhere. O.o

Sepharius 04-08-2010 17:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by DETONATOAREA (Post 11068463)
That's so fast that people will only smell a fart and think it came outta nowhere. O.o

That's happened to me a lot of time when I'm on my own, I just blame Africa and let it slide.


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