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JesusYY 01-09-2008 19:23

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Originally Posted by Preama (Post 7214074)
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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh!t?

lol I love you!
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Preama 01-09-2008 19:26

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aww, thx... arent u sweet ;)

KiraOfCerberus 01-09-2008 20:19

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Pexy 01-09-2008 23:08

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Originally Posted by JesusYY (Post 7214107)
lol I love you!
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i murder u .. i had my eyes on her first :P

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JesusYY 01-10-2008 00:33

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Pexy (Post 7215480)
i murder u .. i had my eyes on her first :P

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She's all yours I love her in a different way :p

{D}{i}{E} 01-10-2008 00:37

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{D}{i}{E} 01-10-2008 00:58

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Delusion 01-10-2008 06:37

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Preama 01-10-2008 07:20

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ok...I think that's enough love :rolleyes:



A Cajun man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test.

Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?," the Cajun says, "dat is easy," and proceeds to draw three trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks?

"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the Cajun. "Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."

The Cajun stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn, and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"

"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99."

The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Cajun, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."

The Cajun stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."

The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"

The Cajun leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little dog come along and crap by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which make one hundred."

"So when I start work?"

Pexy 01-10-2008 09:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Preama (Post 7217456)
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ok...I think that's enough love :rolleyes:



A Cajun man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test.

Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?," the Cajun says, "dat is easy," and proceeds to draw three trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks?

"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the Cajun. "Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."

The Cajun stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn, and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"

"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99."

The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Cajun, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."

The Cajun stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."

The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"

The Cajun leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little dog come along and crap by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which make one hundred."

"So when I start work?"

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lmao i love this one xD

priceless.. xDDD

Delusion 01-10-2008 11:47

1192 lol so wrong but so funny xD

Hand 01-10-2008 16:29

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Hand 01-10-2008 19:22

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Preama 01-10-2008 19:31

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Daddy, how was I born??
Sign of the times?

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers:
"Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard-drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

Attachment 29865
You've got Male!

Preama 01-10-2008 20:30

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Beerfest 01-10-2008 20:42

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Hand 01-10-2008 21:36

Hah. xD
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Pexy 01-10-2008 23:12

hahahhahaahha hilarious thanks for the entertainment xD <333


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blessguy 01-11-2008 01:06

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guys watch out preama is a damn handful



she dont give up on u i swear hand is in for it XD

Preama 01-11-2008 01:16

doh...I'm not that bad :p

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An old man in Florida owned a very nice farm and on that
farm he had a pond that over the years he had fixed up quite nicely for
swimming. He had picnic tables, outdoor grill, horseshoe pit, nice
lawn furniture, etc. He even had some fruit trees planted around the
pond that he gathered fruit from in season.
One day he decided to go down to the pond with a
bucket to pick some fruit. As he got closer to the pond he could hear a
lot of splashing and laughing and when he rounded the bend he saw a
bunch of naked young women swimming in the pond. Well, he cleared his
throat real loud to let them know he was there and they quickly moved to
the deep end of the pond. The women shouted, "We're not coming out
til you leave!" The old man shouted back, "I didn't come down here to
try and see you naked!" "I came down here to feed the alligator!"

Old men think fast.

Hand 01-11-2008 02:18

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Delusion 01-11-2008 03:02

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hahahaha hilarious xD

Hand 01-11-2008 03:43

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Bless, what do you mean?

hallza 01-11-2008 05:24

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Hand 01-11-2008 05:36

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Preama 01-11-2008 07:18

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I think he means I wont ever give up trying to get a smile out of you. I told him how rare it is for you..and how fun it is to try on this thread.

...it took me months of trying to get a smile outta bless but I finally got one. :D

hallza 01-11-2008 09:06

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FatalBeauty 01-11-2008 09:59

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hallza 01-11-2008 10:07

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hallza 01-11-2008 10:09

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{D}{i}{E} 01-11-2008 10:12

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hallza 01-11-2008 10:20

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{D}{i}{E} 01-11-2008 10:21

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hallza 01-11-2008 10:26

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{D}{i}{E} 01-11-2008 10:29

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JesusYY 01-11-2008 11:30

Do you guys spam all the counting threads?
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Delusion 01-11-2008 13:07

I spam gryphon, lion and libra. Basically for me its the easiest way to skip through different forums and see the threads in 2 steps:p

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KiraOfCerberus 01-11-2008 19:36

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DragonTrojan12 01-11-2008 19:46

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spam

Preama 01-11-2008 20:40

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I love to count..:cool:


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