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Jaxx. 05-18-2012 10:53

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Originally Posted by Erikuasu (Post 11707474)
Huh? I'm talking about another Jaxx LOL.

LOL wtf who is this imposter?


Erik, you're a man who knows how to get things done. I have an issue, there is this small dog constantly following me. I dont recognise the dog it looks foreign. Its all manky and smell, and it keeps FOLLOWING MEEEE.

Ive tried insulting it, laughing at it and sometimes I wish to hit it...

How do I tell this dog to stop pestering me?

Heyga4Huk 05-18-2012 10:57

have you tried giving some bacon..

Major_Jack Hoff 05-18-2012 11:13

True fact: I have never once been amused by one of Jaxx's posts.

Wayne Brady :( 05-18-2012 12:00

Jax, the grandmaster at arms. http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wik...master_at_Arms

Jaxx. 05-18-2012 13:05

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Originally Posted by Wayne Brady :( (Post 11707500)

I think I might play LoL just to use that character

Erikuasu 05-18-2012 13:52

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Originally Posted by Jaxx. (Post 11707485)
LOL wtf who is this imposter?


Erik, you're a man who knows how to get things done. I have an issue, there is this small dog constantly following me. I dont recognise the dog it looks foreign. Its all manky and smell, and it keeps FOLLOWING MEEEE.

Ive tried insulting it, laughing at it and sometimes I wish to hit it...

How do I tell this dog to stop pestering me?

I seen ahmed dressing up like you. He was dancing in the mirror singing goodbye horses. For some reason he also put on lipstick and asked himself "would you **** me"?

Well if all it does is follows you and doesn't do anything I don't see the harm. Perhaps you should give it some bacon and/or pork products. I hear they are allergic to that.

mwah 05-18-2012 15:26

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Originally Posted by Jaxx. (Post 11707485)
LOL wtf who is this imposter?


Erik, you're a man who knows how to get things done. I have an issue, there is this small dog constantly following me. I dont recognise the dog it looks foreign. Its all manky and smell, and it keeps FOLLOWING MEEEE.

Ive tried insulting it, laughing at it and sometimes I wish to hit it...

How do I tell this dog to stop pestering me?

Deal with it how daywalker's dog was dealt with.

Jaxx. 05-18-2012 16:03

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Originally Posted by Erikuasu (Post 11707528)
I seen ahmed dressing up like you. He was dancing in the mirror singing goodbye horses. For some reason he also put on lipstick and asked himself "would you **** me"?

Well if all it does is follows you and doesn't do anything I don't see the harm. Perhaps you should give it some bacon and/or pork products. I hear they are allergic to that.

Raw meat, sounds good. Not cool with throwing bacon away, I love bacon. But I got some pigs ear which my door loves munching on.

Hmm, I shall consider your method. Thanks.

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Originally Posted by mwah (Post 11707551)
Deal with it how daywalker's dog was dealt with.

I had to dump that truck. I was getting funny looks with the blood stuck in bumper. But I could find another truck. Good idea.

mwah 05-18-2012 17:27

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Originally Posted by Wayne Brady :( (Post 11707500)

Jax is really scary, it freaks me out every time he jumps from out of the brush on me :(

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Originally Posted by Jaxx. (Post 11707521)
I think I might play LoL just to use that character

Please don't play with yourself.

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Originally Posted by Jaxx. (Post 11707557)
Raw meat, sounds good. Not cool with throwing bacon away, I love bacon. But I got some pigs ear which my door loves munching on.

Doors. Love munching on bacon.


Also, da faq with your white text sneaking words?

Jaxx. 05-18-2012 17:40

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Originally Posted by mwah (Post 11707568)


Also, da faq with your white text sneaking words?

I have no idea what you are talking about, mwah.

mwah 05-18-2012 17:56

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Originally Posted by Jaxx. (Post 11707575)
I have no idea what you are talking about, mwah.

Your sneaky edits change nothing!
Were you trying to go all Cameron on me???? :eek:

Jaxx.. 05-18-2012 18:42

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Originally Posted by mwah (Post 11707580)
Your sneaky edits change nothing!
Were you trying to go all Cameron on me???? :eek:

What?

Erikuasu 05-18-2012 18:51

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Originally Posted by Jaxx. (Post 11707557)
Raw meat, sounds good. Not cool with throwing bacon away, I love bacon. But I got some pigs ear which my door loves munching on.

Hmm, I shall consider your method. Thanks.

I'm sure you could spare one piece of bacon or pork at least. Raw meats wont do so much as it's an animal they always eat raw meat unless it's pork products which they wont touch because they know it will kill em. But it's obviously hungry and will eat anything at this point.

~Ahmed~ 05-19-2012 08:54

The failure is just too much.......

Žogue 05-21-2012 11:10

O.O Say whaaaaaaaaat

Wester V.3 05-25-2012 11:14

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Originally Posted by Dr.Bum-hole (Post 11703067)
Yo, Wes! I are back too, from the bowels of the real world. The colonoscopes been bowing in front of me wherever I went.
And what is dis? PICKLES! I remembers some incident when dis man shoved one up the anus and I had to take th pieces out with a forceps. Man, that wuz no easy task!
And I sees Jaxx still arownd too. What was that one, a man or a woman?
Where is thy Hemp? All I see is this dude with purple hair betchin with some scorned woman that reminds me of Carmen Electra by the naem.
To mention yet another one that defiles the purpose of the anus, Cornflakes. What has this world become to?
What has yo asses been through to fall too such ****ty levels?

Yo.

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Originally Posted by Bob the Builder (Post 11703430)
So I could show you all the world of kawaii.

SUPAH KAWAIIIIII~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!

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Originally Posted by thehempknight (Post 11705070)
Well Wester returning was rather anti-climactic. I was expecting better.

Lately I've been having troubles climaxing.

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Originally Posted by Heyga4Huk (Post 11705080)
wester = hoff, except hoff can also be funny.

No, you don't understand. I am Hoff. ****ing retard.

XX Daywalker XX 05-26-2012 11:41

are we allowed to post suicide video's?

Erikuasu 05-26-2012 11:50

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Originally Posted by XX Daywalker XX (Post 11712323)
are we allowed to post suicide video's?

By all means please do. The real question is how are you going to post it Daywalker? We would all love to see it.

Heyga4Huk 05-26-2012 12:18

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Originally Posted by XX Daywalker XX (Post 11712323)
are we allowed to post suicide video's?

Try it and we'll see.

CornFlakes:o 05-26-2012 16:41

guess im still not over his death...

XX Daywalker XX 05-26-2012 17:37

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Originally Posted by CornFlakes:o (Post 11712379)
guess im still not over his death...

That **** is defiantly gross and is not honorable

Heyga4Huk 05-26-2012 17:42

Well, at least he went with a BANG.
:rolleyes:

Suicide is cowardly.

Jaxx.. 05-26-2012 19:46

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Originally Posted by Heyga4Huk (Post 11712387)
Well, at least he went with a BANG.
:rolleyes:

Suicide is cowardly.

Not really.

mwah 05-26-2012 20:00

The only thing more pathetic than suicide is attempted suicide, because you've failed so hard at life that you want to kill yourself and then you fail at taking your own life :rolleyes:

CornFlakes:o 05-26-2012 21:44

all of you monsters :(
people have feelings D; and some people dont have anybody to reach out :(

thehempknight 05-26-2012 23:57

Gee, I guess not.

Heyga4Huk 05-27-2012 01:43

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Originally Posted by CornFlakes:o (Post 11712410)
all of you monsters :(
people have feelings D; and some people dont have anybody to reach out :(

A lot of people don't have anybody to reach out to but they don't ragequit life like pussies.

Wayne Brady :( 05-27-2012 04:10

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Originally Posted by CornFlakes:o (Post 11712410)
all of you monsters :(
people have feelings D; and some people dont have anybody to reach out :(

Take my hand


Come to the land


Where everything's sweet and soft. :o

Bob the Builder 05-27-2012 13:36

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Originally Posted by Heyga4Huk (Post 11712468)
A lot of people don't have anybody to reach out to but they don't ragequit life like pussies.

Living miserably isn't better than not living at all, even though most people wouldn't think so.

I don't think suicide is stupid/cowardly/pathetic. It takes a lot to kill yourself.

Heyga4Huk 05-27-2012 14:48

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Originally Posted by Bob the Builder (Post 11712608)
Living miserably isn't better than not living at all, even though most people wouldn't think so.

I don't think suicide is stupid/cowardly/pathetic. It takes a lot to kill yourself.

Yeah, well it takes a lot to torture somebody like removing their nails one by one with pliers, then toes, then manually drill down their teeth and finally rip out one eye and eat it in front of the prisoner, too.

It's also not easy to lock up your daughter in a basement and rape her 3 times a week until she carries 2 more daughters who you also rape as toddlers.

Your argument is invalid.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...0px-Fritzl.jpg

CornFlakes:o 05-27-2012 20:03

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Originally Posted by Wayne Brady :( (Post 11712496)
Take my hand


Come to the land


Where everything's sweet and soft. :o

ill make your land salty and stiff

Heyga4Huk 05-28-2012 03:34

...
a lot of people here just need to get laid, with girl, boy, or donkey.

Wayne Brady :( 05-28-2012 03:36

deal is off, you're banned for life from my land.

mwah 05-28-2012 03:49

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Originally Posted by Heyga4Huk (Post 11712621)

Cameron in 30 years time.
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Originally Posted by Heyga4Huk (Post 11712739)
...
a lot of people here just need to get laid, with girl, boy, or donkey.

Donkey how did you-
*shifty eyes* waaaaaiiiiiiittttt......
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Originally Posted by Wayne Brady :( (Post 11712740)
deal is off, you're banned for life from my land.

You don't have that kind of power!

Wayne Brady :( 05-28-2012 03:58

Huk, read thread title, then read content again, it suits you.

Heyga4Huk 05-28-2012 04:22

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Originally Posted by mwah (Post 11712743)
Cameron in 30 years time.

Donkey how did you-
*shifty eyes* waaaaaiiiiiiittttt......

You don't have that kind of power!

There's been a gypsy in the park here forever whose donkey, "Magarcedes" you can ride for a small sum. I'm sure for a bigger sum, donkey rides you,

Lol Wayne, yes the thread is obviously about me, me ,me. :o

Wayne Brady :( 05-28-2012 04:33

Now it is!

mwah 05-28-2012 05:21

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Originally Posted by Heyga4Huk (Post 11712749)
There's been a gypsy in the park here forever whose donkey, "Magarcedes" you can ride for a small sum. I'm sure for a bigger sum, donkey rides you,

Lol Wayne, yes the thread is obviously about me, me ,me. :o

In Soviet Bulgaria, donkey rides you!
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/IN_a8ee55_906163.jpg
don't kill me ):

Bob the Builder 05-28-2012 06:19

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Originally Posted by Heyga4Huk (Post 11712621)
Yeah, well it takes a lot to torture somebody like removing their nails one by one with pliers, then toes, then manually drill down their teeth and finally rip out one eye and eat it in front of the prisoner, too.

It's also not easy to lock up your daughter in a basement and rape her 3 times a week until she carries 2 more daughters who you also rape as toddlers.

And if any of those affected people wanted to kill themselves, I wouldn't call them stupid/cowardly, because they're not.

It takes a lot to decide that dying is better than your life will ever be and acting on it.

Erikuasu 05-28-2012 06:24

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Originally Posted by Bob the Builder (Post 11712793)
And if any of those affected people wanted to kill themselves, I wouldn't call them stupid/cowardly, because they're not.

It takes a lot to decide that dying is better than your life will ever be and acting on it.

Nah they are just running away from their problems instead of facing them. Damn cowards.


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