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Lord_Foo 04-11-2009 10:50

I don't kill and I don't murder
Or manufacture atomic weapons
And I don't eat meat
And I don't eat vegetables, no no no

'Cause I only eat candy
I only eat sweets
Yeah I only eat candy my friend
I only eat Candy

I don't believe
No I don't believe in your corny old Jesus
And I don't worship Satan
No, not like Charlie and Steve, no no no

'Cause I only eat candy
I only eat sweets
Yeah I only eat candy my friend
I only eat candy
I'm angry!

'Cause I only eat candy
I only eat sweets
Yes I only eat candy my good friend
Oh I only eat candy
Yeah!
The longest ... line

Lord_Foo 04-11-2009 10:51

Sun is shinin' in the sky
There ain't a cloud in sight
It's stopped rainin' ev'rybody's in a play
And don't you know
It's a beautiful new day hey,hey

Runnin' down the avenue
See how the sun shines brightly in the city
On the streets where once was pity
Mister blue sky is living here today hey, hey

Mister blue sky please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long
Where did we go wrong?

Hey you with the pretty face
Welcome to the human race
A celebration, mister blue sky's up there waitin'
And today is the day we've waited for

Hey there mister blue
We're so pleased to be with you
Look around see what you do
Ev'rybody smiles at you

Mister blue sky, mister blue sky
Mister blue sky

Mister blue, you did it right
But soon comes mister night creepin' over
Now his hand is on your shoulder
Never mind I'll remember you this
I'll remember you this way

Mister blue sky please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long
Where did we go wrong?

Hey there mister blue
We're so pleased to be with you
Look around see what you do
Ev'rybody smiles at you
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba

LegendaryChick 04-11-2009 11:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord_Foo (Post 10277193)
Sun is shinin' in the sky
There ain't a cloud in sight
It's stopped rainin' ev'rybody's in a play
And don't you know
It's a beautiful new day hey,hey

Runnin' down the avenue
See how the sun shines brightly in the city
On the streets where once was pity
Mister blue sky is living here today hey, hey

Mister blue sky please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long
Where did we go wrong?

Hey you with the pretty face
Welcome to the human race
A celebration, mister blue sky's up there waitin'
And today is the day we've waited for

Hey there mister blue
We're so pleased to be with you
Look around see what you do
Ev'rybody smiles at you

Mister blue sky, mister blue sky
Mister blue sky

Mister blue, you did it right
But soon comes mister night creepin' over
Now his hand is on your shoulder
Never mind I'll remember you this
I'll remember you this way

Mister blue sky please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long
Where did we go wrong?

Hey there mister blue
We're so pleased to be with you
Look around see what you do
Ev'rybody smiles at you
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba



you won you wonn

Lord_Foo 04-11-2009 11:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendaryChick (Post 10277230)
you won you wonn

GNAGNA

Lord_Foo 04-11-2009 11:08

kekekekekekekeke

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^ lol? =( it just started counting from 60 again

LegendaryChick 04-11-2009 11:11

youre a forum addict D=

.Hell. 04-11-2009 11:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendaryChick (Post 10277230)
you won you wonn

Ik hou van jou ines

.Hell. 04-11-2009 11:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord_Foo (Post 10277254)
kekekekekekekeke

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^ lol? =( it just started counting from 60 again

wanna race ?

Lord_Foo 04-11-2009 11:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by .Hell. (Post 10277282)
Ik hou van jou ines

Ban for not translating :p

Quote:

Originally Posted by .Hell. (Post 10277286)
wanna race ?

Race what :confused:

.Hell. 04-11-2009 11:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord_Foo (Post 10277341)
Ban for not translating :p



Race what :confused:

Spam race
But not atm , cuz i gunna lvl xD

Lord_Foo 04-11-2009 11:46

Chapman: I say! Cleveland: Yes, Daddy? Chapman: Croquet hoops look dam' pretty this afternoon. Cleveland: Frightfully damn pretty. Idle (as her mother): They're coming along *awfully* well this year. Chapman: Yes, better than your Aunt Lavinia's croquet hoops. Cleveland: Ugh! Dreadful tin things. Idle: I did tell her to stick to wood. Chapman: Yes, you can't beat wood. Gorn. Idle: What's gone, dear? Chapman: Nothing, nothing -- just like the word, it gives me confidence. Gorn. Gorn -- it's got a sort of *woody* quality about it. Gorn. Go-o-orn. Much better than 'newspaper' or 'litter bin'. Cleveland: Ugh! Frightful words! Idle: Perfectly dreadful! Chapman: 'Newspaper' -- 'litter bin' -- 'litter bin' -- dreadful *tinny* sort of word. (Cleveland screams) Chapman: Tin, tin, tin. Idle: Oh, don't say 'tin' to Rebecca, you know how it upsets her. Chapman: Sorry, old horse. Idle: 'Sausage.' Chapman: 'Sausage'! There's a good woody sort of word, 'sausage'. 'Gorn.' Cleveland: 'Antelope!' Chapman: Where? On the lawn? Cleveland: No, no, Daddy. Just the word. Chapman: Don't want antelope nibbling the hoops. Cleveland: No, no -- 'ant-e-lope'. Sort of nice and woody type of thing. Idle: Don't think so, Becky old chap. Chapman: No, no -- 'antelope' - 'antelope', *tinny* sort of word. (Cleveland screams) Chapman: Oh, sorry old man. Idle: Really, Mansfield. Chapman: Well, she's got to come to terms with these things. 'Seemly.' 'Prodding.' 'Vac-u-um.' 'Leap.' Cleveland: Oh -- hate 'leap'. Idle: Perfectly dreadful. Cleveland: Sort of PVC sort of word, don't you know. Idle: Lower middle. Chapman: 'Bound!' Idle: Now you're talking! Chapman: 'Bound.' 'Vole!' 'Recidivist!' Idle: Bit *tinny*... (Cleveland screams and rushes out sobbing) Idle: Oh, sorry, Becky old beast. Chapman: Oh dear, I suppose she'll be gorn for a few days now. Idle: Caribou. Chapman: Splendid word! Idle: No, dear, nibbling the hoops. (Chapman fires a shotgun) Chapman (with satisfaction): Caribou -- gorn... 'Intercourse.' Idle: Later, dear. Chapman: No, no -- the word, 'intercourse'. Good and woody. 'Inter-course.' 'Pert,' 'pert,' 'thighs,' 'botty,' 'botty,' 'botty' (getting excited), 'erogenous zo-o-one'. Ha ha ha ha -- oh, 'concubine', 'erogenous zo-o-one', 'loose woman', 'erogenous zone'... (Idle calmly empties a bucket of water over Chapman) Chapman: Oh, thank you, dear. There's a funny thing, dear -- all the naughty words sound woody. Idle: Really, dear -- how about 'tit'? Chapman: Oh dear, I hadn't thought about that. 'Tit.' 'Tit.' Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? 'Tit.' 'Tit.' Tinny, tinny. (Cleveland, who has just come in, screams and rushes out again) Chapman: Oh dear. 'Ocelot.' 'Was-p.' 'Yowling.' Oh dear, I'm bored. Better go and have a bath, I suppose. Idle: Oh really, must you, dear -- you've had nine today. Chapman: All right -- I'll sack one of the servants. Simpkins! Nasty tinny sort of name. SIMPKINS! (Enter Palin, in RAF uniform) Palin: I say, mater, cabbage crates coming over the briny. Idle: Sorry dear, don't understand. Palin: Er -- cow-catchers creeping up on the conning towers? Idle: No, sorry old sport. Palin: Um -- caribou nibbling at the croquet hoops. Idle: Yes, Mansfield shot one in the antlers.

.Hell. 04-11-2009 12:33

Crowd :eek:

Lord_Foo 04-11-2009 12:34

<3 Easter Quest

Ref Soc Ringy :D

.Hell. 04-11-2009 13:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord_Foo (Post 10277480)
<3 Easter Quest

Ref Soc Ringy :D

You found ref soc ring in the quest ? o.O

Lord_Foo 04-11-2009 14:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by .Hell. (Post 10277752)
You found ref soc ring in the quest ? o.O

Got moonbox ---> Gave Ref soc ring :cool:


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