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-MizZ- 12-26-2007 16:14

988

Hand 12-26-2007 19:50

1093

kingjr1992 12-26-2007 20:13

989

kingjr1992 12-26-2007 21:43

1094

Hand 12-26-2007 22:55

990

Giant 12-27-2007 03:31

991

Delusion 12-27-2007 07:15

1095

Fanciful 12-27-2007 07:24

1096

Fanciful 12-27-2007 07:31

992

Delusion 12-27-2007 09:42

1097

rockonman 12-27-2007 17:18

993

Hand 12-27-2007 22:27

1098

Hand 12-28-2007 00:20

994

Delusion 12-28-2007 03:34

1099

Hand 12-28-2007 09:18

1100

Delusion 12-28-2007 09:43

1101

hallza 12-28-2007 12:29

995

hallza 12-28-2007 12:30

996

hallza 12-28-2007 12:31

997

hallza 12-28-2007 12:32

998

hallza 12-28-2007 12:33

999 ......which is also the emergency number in britain

hallza 12-28-2007 12:34

1000



yeah baby its me the 1000th person woo hoo what do i win???

hallza 12-28-2007 12:35

1001

hallza 12-28-2007 12:36

1002

hallza 12-28-2007 12:38

1003

hallza 12-28-2007 12:40

1004

hallza 12-28-2007 12:43

1005

hallza 12-28-2007 12:45

1006

hallza 12-28-2007 12:52

1007

Hand 12-28-2007 13:00

1102

-MizZ- 12-28-2007 18:10

1008

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-MizZ- 12-28-2007 18:11

1009

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KiraOfCerberus 12-28-2007 18:15

woohoo
 
1010 wooot :D

Preama 12-28-2007 20:34

1103

The following is an actual question given on a University of Alabama chemistry mid-term.

The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct... leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh, my God!"

THE STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+

Preama 12-28-2007 20:44

1011

KiraOfCerberus 12-28-2007 21:03

count soggy
 
i also get 1012-1015 cause im cool like that ^^ so yea



1012 1013 1014 1015

Hand 12-28-2007 23:59

1104

I smiled.

Hand 12-29-2007 00:22

1013

TiF@ 12-29-2007 01:48

1105
Preama, your post made me laugh :D.

Delusion 12-29-2007 02:49

1106


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