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NecroMance 11-17-2009 21:07

has anyone seen this before?
 
Limbo: its not the ping or the jumping style...

Rapist: No it's not.

Limbo: it's not the class or the combo...

Rapist: No it's not.

Limbo: It's the pro fb.

Rapist: You are correct.

Limbo: keep frontn' on the co forums, to all you Rapist haters out there, we'll dos your laptop up.

Rapist: what is thy bidding, my 700 ping fber?

Limbo: it's a disaster, Randoms we're after.

Rapist: what if they could be turned to pro fbers...

Limbo: Yes, they'd be a powerful ally, another strong novice, they will join us or die!

Rapist: WE GOT STAM RAPE!
Rapist: WE GOT STAM RAPE!
Rapist: WE GOT STAM RAPE!
Rapist: WE GOT STAM RAPE!
Rapist: WE GOT STAM RAPE!
Rapist: WE GOT STAM RAPE!
Rapist: WE GOT STAM RAPE!
Rapist: WE GOT STAM RAPE!
Rapist: And you know that we got it.

-meanwhile a random, is abused irl by his father who is a bulker but gives his child none-

Fat ugly father with huge glasses: Random, get your ass over here right now! Stop fapping to those azns puking into eachother's mouthes! Why isn't the garbage taken out or the peanut butter on my balls licken off? Did you **** your mom?

Random: Uncle Mido, I know i'm grounded. I took the garbage out, Can i go to the net cafe? I gotta lay down some fbs on some spawns, but now you're treating me like a nerd, like a scruffy nerf herder.

Cid: Random, use the aimbot and !scentsword. Run and fc! run and fc!
Cid: Random, use the aimbot and !scentsword. Run and fc! run and fc!

Ahmed: I'm Ahmed, i'm a solja, i'm low to the floja, I thought i showed ya, don't be unwise, judge me not by my ping, you won't believe your eyes once my !scentsword arise.

Random: Ahmed, why you bein' a random hata. You know that i must still duel Rapist.

Ahmed: but random, not ready is you.

Random: but there's a post on the forums, where he's flaming my bros. A random's gotta do what a random's gotta do. So now Rapist, i'm coming for you. Yeah that's right novice2. I've just activated Cidproxy2010. We're going GA. Ah that's good stig and speed hack. Would you cast it again? THings are about to get ugly.

-Rapist and Random begin to throw fbs at eachother-

Rapist: impressive, now just release all your stamina, you must have sensed that i would stam rape your pixelated character.

Random: NOOOOOOOOOO! why'd you 10-2'd me?

Rapist: it's imperative that you understand, dan would never bother, to update Cidproxy.

Random: He updated it enough, i almost killed you!

Rapist: I'm DAN THE FIRETAO!
Rapist: I'm DAN THE FIRETAO!
Rapist: I'm DAN THE FIRETAO!
Rapist: I'm DAN THE FIRETAO!
Rapist: I'm DAN THE FIRETAO!
Rapist: I'm DAN THE FIRETAO!
Rapist: I'm DAN THE FIRETAO!

-The random begins to walk around with !fc on Rapist as Rapist just sits down and takes it like a man-
:confused::confused::confused::confused: Did rapist die?

Rapist.. 11-17-2009 21:09

Nerd.

~C10uD~M4n~ 11-17-2009 21:47

I thought it was kind of funny to start out, but then it just got lame xD
Reminded me some of monty python...

Blueshadow 11-17-2009 21:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rapist.. (Post 10830389)
Nerd.

^

Kevin's on the mark on this one

Piku 11-17-2009 21:56

I guess everyone's fascination with "nerd" is a bit over my head.

BrandonV.2 11-17-2009 21:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~C10uD~M4n~ (Post 10830495)
I thought it was kind of funny to start out, but then it just got lame xD
Reminded me some of monty python...

Same lol.

NecroMance 11-18-2009 01:01

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=493ljyoox6o

MyTimeToFap 11-18-2009 01:35

yeah i love being a downer to

rubennl 11-18-2009 01:39

~wrong thread *fails*

/-\lpha 11-18-2009 01:44

Im all up for role play but that was bellow average.

NecroMance 11-18-2009 02:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by /-\lpha (Post 10830785)
Im all up for role play but that was bellow average.

I'll have to find something better next time.

/-\lpha 11-18-2009 02:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by NecroMance (Post 10830818)
I'll have to find something better next time.

Think you need to get to know rapist/limbo better before you mock them, Then maybe i'll "LOL".

NecroMance 11-18-2009 02:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by /-\lpha (Post 10830819)
Think you need to get to know rapist/limbo better before you mock them, Then maybe i'll "LOL".

Wasn't meant to be a mock. Just a playful little parody of that star wars video. :p

[doubleedge] 11-18-2009 02:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by NecroMance (Post 10830850)
Wasn't meant to be a mock. Just a playful little parody of that star wars video. :p

Rapist is a sensitive little child ;) don't make him **** his diaper lol

ananta...~v.4 11-18-2009 02:28

The poetry melt my heart.


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