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Wester V.3 10-16-2011 22:12

So...
 
'Sup?

I see you pathetic rag tag group of ***gots still can't post in a prompt and orderly fashion when your king arrives.

mwah 10-16-2011 22:37

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Originally Posted by Wester V.3 (Post 11615826)
'Sup?

I see you pathetic rag tag group of ***gots still can't post in a prompt and orderly fashion when your king arrives.

Your throne has been prepared. please, take it.

#49SCARFACE#49 10-16-2011 23:12

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Originally Posted by Wester V.3 (Post 11615826)
'Sup?

I see you pathetic rag tag group of ***gots still can't post in a prompt and orderly fashion when your king arrives.

And you are?

bahana 10-16-2011 23:29

I am so sorry Wester, please punish me severely because I am a masochist.;)

thehempknight 10-17-2011 00:17

And you are......?

Wester V.3 10-17-2011 00:29

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Originally Posted by mwah (Post 11615828)
Your throne has been prepared. please, take it.

Does it have the ass washer, per my request?

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Originally Posted by #49SCARFACE#49 (Post 11615830)
And you are?

Prepare for the violent onslaught of gore that is going to befall you.

Your offal shall rain upon the Earth in a massive **** storm of fury and rage. I am your lord, savior, father...Wester. Do not cross me again, mortal.



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Originally Posted by bahana (Post 11615832)
I am so sorry Wester, please punish me severely because I am a masochist.;)

The real punishment then would be to not punish you.

...Suffer.

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Originally Posted by thehempknight (Post 11615840)
And you are......?

No - the real question is, why haven't you quit yet?

thehempknight 10-17-2011 00:44

Because there always has to be someone to stop you. The Ying to your Yang, if you like.

Wester V.3 10-17-2011 00:47

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Originally Posted by thehempknight (Post 11615845)
Because there always has to be someone to stop you. The Ying to your Yang, if you like.

No. The Ying to my Ying.

We are one, you and I. You just don't know it yet.

mwah 10-17-2011 01:06

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Originally Posted by Wester V.3 (Post 11615842)
Does it have the ass washer, per my request?

No, but I will assign an ass washer immediately for you. There are many people OT who love ass and will gladly take the job.

Wester V.3 10-17-2011 01:14

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Originally Posted by mwah (Post 11615851)
No, but I will assign an ass washer immediately for you. There are many people OT who love ass and will gladly take the job.

...But it's not on the chair. It's not the same.

I mean...just...nevermind - you don't understand.

thehempknight 10-17-2011 01:17

Oh. Well if we're the same, I guess carry on with our good works, then.

Wester V.3 10-17-2011 01:20

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Originally Posted by thehempknight (Post 11615858)
Oh. Well if we're the same, I guess carry on with our good works, then.

...I was going to say that.

mwah 10-17-2011 01:25

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Originally Posted by Wester V.3 (Post 11615856)
...But it's not on the chair. It's not the same.

I mean...just...nevermind - you don't understand.

I am sorry if you are displeased. I exist to please my lord in any way i can.

Wester V.3 10-17-2011 01:33

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Originally Posted by mwah (Post 11615864)
I am sorry if you are displeased. I exist to please my lord in any way i can.

I thought I was fairly reasonable with my requests.

IT HURTS MORE THAN YOU KNOW. I NEVER GET WHAT I WANT! EVER!

My heart, it aches...

mwah 10-17-2011 01:43

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Originally Posted by Wester V.3 (Post 11615866)
I thought I was fairly reasonable with my requests.

IT HURTS MORE THAN YOU KNOW. I NEVER GET WHAT I WANT! EVER!

My heart, it aches...

I shift the blame to my underlings.

Heart aches? fapsturbation. problems solved.

Wayne Brady :( 10-17-2011 01:59

Deto's postorder bride has arrived I see.
You got the wrong address though, she lives in Bucharest, not in OT... or does she?

DETONATOAREA 10-17-2011 03:34

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Originally Posted by Wayne Brady :( (Post 11615870)
Deto's postorder bride has arrived I see.
You got the wrong address though, she lives in Bucharest, not in OT... or does she?

Dude, i ordered a pizza, not a bride.

mwah 10-17-2011 03:53

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Originally Posted by DETONATOAREA (Post 11615893)
Dude, i ordered a pizza, not a bride.

Buy one get one free?

Wayne Brady :( 10-17-2011 03:54

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Originally Posted by DETONATOAREA (Post 11615893)
Dude, i ordered a pizza, not a bride.

Stop complaining and eat your bride.

DETONATOAREA 10-17-2011 04:00

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Originally Posted by Wayne Brady :( (Post 11615903)
Stop complaining and eat your bride.

I don't eat things that squirm, sorry.

Wayne Brady :( 10-17-2011 04:10

Chloroform comes free with the package, ask Wester he'll be happy to bring some.

Erikuasu 10-17-2011 04:20

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Originally Posted by Wester V.3 (Post 11615826)
'Sup?

I see you pathetic rag tag group of ***gots still can't post in a prompt and orderly fashion when your king arrives.

Holy **** I thought you killed your self. I was just wondering to myself yesterday, I wonder where that guy went? Now here you are. Must be some kind of mind link.

I would have replied sooner but you see I was working.

DETONATOAREA 10-17-2011 04:24

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Originally Posted by Wayne Brady :( (Post 11615908)
Chloroform comes free with the package, ask Wester he'll be happy to bring some.

Who the funk would stay with chloroform after me for half an hour straight?
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Originally Posted by Erikuasu (Post 11615909)
Holy **** I thought you killed your self. I was just wondering to myself yesterday, I wonder where that guy went? Now here you are. Must be some kind of mind link.

I would have replied sooner but you see I was working.

That's what i thought too.

Erikuasu 10-17-2011 04:27

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Originally Posted by detonatoarea (Post 11615910)
that's what i thought too.

If you did why didnt you say it before. I call bull****.

DETONATOAREA 10-17-2011 04:34

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Originally Posted by Erikuasu (Post 11615911)
If you did why didnt you say it before. I call bull****.

I did, but i don't remember who here said:
"Yeah, some guy goes missing, he must've killed himself." in a sarcastic way.

Wayne Brady :( 10-17-2011 05:02

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Originally Posted by DETONATOAREA (Post 11615910)
Who the funk would stay with chloroform after me for half an hour straight?

That's what i thought too.

No clue what you're on to, chloroform is deadly. It's not recommended to use as rape drug it kills pretty much instantly. You dumb *****.

DETONATOAREA 10-17-2011 05:10

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Originally Posted by Wayne Brady :( (Post 11615919)
No clue what you're on to, chloroform is deadly. It's not recommended to use as rape drug it kills pretty much instantly. You dumb *****.

If breathed in small amounts, it makes you faint.
Also, if you hold your breath, how can it kill you? I can hold my breath for 120 seconds (tested it). So if i'd take just 1 breath every 2 minutes, it would still be hard to put me to sleep.
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As an anesthetic


Antique bottles of Chloroform
Chloroform was once a widely-used anesthetic. Its vapor depresses the central nervous system of a patient, allowing a doctor to perform various otherwise painful procedures. In 1847, the Scottish obstetrician James Young Simpson first used chloroform for general anesthesia during childbirth. The use of chloroform during surgery expanded rapidly thereafter in Europe. In the 1850s, chloroform was used during the birth of Queen Victoria's last two children.
It says it CAN cause death, however, not 100%, since it was so widely used.

mwah 10-17-2011 05:14

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Originally Posted by Wayne Brady :( (Post 11615919)
No clue what you're on to, chloroform is deadly. It's not recommended to use as rape drug it kills pretty much instantly. You dumb *****.

Unless you're into necrophillia. *cough* seph *cough*
Speaking of seph, why is he late for his supreme king's return?

Also, you used it on me and it didn't kill me. Does that disprove your point? (:

Wayne Brady :( 10-17-2011 05:24

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Originally Posted by mwah (Post 11615923)
Unless you're into necrophillia. *cough* seph *cough*
Speaking of seph, why is he late for his supreme king's return?

Also, you used it on me and it didn't kill me. Does that disprove your point? (:

That was rohypnol, and I put it in your drink. I never use chloroform because it's more likely to kill someone than knock her unconscious if the dose is slightly off... I like my women warm.

And Deto, holding your breath for two minutes means you'll take a large scoop of air after those two minutes, your reasoning is way off. And you might want to read more on chloroform, the dose necessary to have someone unconscious is frighteningly close to the dose needed to kill. That's why they stopped using it. (no ****)
Now go make me some money you sorostitute.

DETONATOAREA 10-17-2011 05:26

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Originally Posted by Wayne Brady :( (Post 11615927)
That was rohypnol, and I put it in your drink. I never use chloroform because it's more likely to kill someone than knock her unconscious if the dose is slightly off... I like my women warm.

And Deto, holding your breath for two minutes means you'll take a large scoop of air after those two minutes, your reasoning is way off. And you might want to read more on chloroform, the dose necessary to have someone unconscious is frighteningly close to the dose needed to kill. That's why they stopped using it. (no ****)
Now go make me some money you sorostitute.

Not going anywhere.

mwah 10-17-2011 06:00

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Originally Posted by Wayne Brady :( (Post 11615927)
That was rohypnol, and I put it in your drink. I never use chloroform because it's more likely to kill someone than knock her unconscious if the dose is slightly off... I like my women warm.

That wasn't my drink you spiked... oh look! i found an article about you..

http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/k...h-rohypnol.jpg

NecroMance 10-17-2011 07:48

this wester guy, is he fromt he west or something? Shouldn't you be a sherrif and not a king?

Wayne Brady :( 10-17-2011 08:54

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Originally Posted by mwah (Post 11615940)
That wasn't my drink you spiked... oh look! i found an article about you..

http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/k...h-rohypnol.jpg

Yeah that's right, I live in Sydney along with all the other passionate masturbators! :cool:

Wester V.3 10-17-2011 20:32

To answer your questions - yes I did kill myself. And by that I mean I gained a life.

We do have mind link, but I don't use it on my end, or else you would explode. Deto, I would make you squirm while eating you. And yes, I do mean that oh so very sexually.

And Zak, I missed you. I see you're still attempting to take my throne. It's been a year - not so much progress.

bahana 10-17-2011 21:03

Not zak

Wester V.3 10-17-2011 21:11

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Originally Posted by bahana (Post 11616225)
Not zak

...Bologna.

bahana 10-17-2011 21:29

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Originally Posted by Wester V.3 (Post 11616227)
...Bologna.

just someone who copied his name changed something but I don't remember what.

Also Zak's avatar is a crying baby

Wayne Brady :( 10-18-2011 02:49

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Originally Posted by Wester V.3 (Post 11616218)
To answer your questions - yes I did kill myself. And by that I mean I gained a life.

We do have mind link, but I don't use it on my end, or else you would explode. Deto, I would make you squirm while eating you. And yes, I do mean that oh so very sexually.

And Zak, I missed you. I see you're still attempting to take my throne. It's been a year - not so much progress.

Yep you got it wrong dumbass, zak is on major jack hoff now as far as i know :p

i just stole that ******'s name for lulz and to be a ***got.

DETONATOAREA 10-18-2011 03:25

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Originally Posted by Wester V.3 (Post 11616218)
To answer your questions - yes I did kill myself. And by that I mean I gained a life.

We do have mind link, but I don't use it on my end, or else you would explode. Deto, I would make you squirm while eating you. And yes, I do mean that oh so very sexually.

And Zak, I missed you. I see you're still attempting to take my throne. It's been a year - not so much progress.

*frying pans you on the head*

Wayne Brady :( 10-18-2011 03:27

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Originally Posted by DETONATOAREA (Post 11616310)
*frying pans you on the head*

That's no way to treat a lady.


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