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*Risen_Soul* 12-08-2007 18:26

977

Preama 12-08-2007 19:08

978

And always remember....when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!

Hand 12-08-2007 20:51

944

Axxest 12-08-2007 21:02

945

kingjr1992 12-08-2007 21:41

979

Preama 12-08-2007 21:44

980

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

kingjr1992 12-08-2007 21:55

981

Pexy 12-08-2007 23:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Preama (Post 6959198)
974

I <3 SPAM! :cool:

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982

Delusion 12-09-2007 04:13

983

kingjr1992 12-09-2007 07:08

984

Delusion 12-09-2007 07:55

985

kingjr1992 12-09-2007 09:14

986

Hand 12-09-2007 10:07

987

Hand 12-09-2007 10:17

946

Delusion 12-09-2007 10:23

988

Hand 12-09-2007 13:22

989

kingjr1992 12-09-2007 13:23

990

kingjr1992 12-09-2007 13:26

947

Delusion 12-09-2007 15:29

991

Hand 12-09-2007 18:06

992

Preama 12-09-2007 18:10

993

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kingjr1992 12-09-2007 18:19

994

Preama 12-09-2007 19:13

995

Hand 12-09-2007 19:48

948

kimo 12-10-2007 04:25

996 sup guys

Valkyria 12-10-2007 04:34

997

Delusion 12-10-2007 09:32

998

meena jane 12-10-2007 13:09

999 :d

meena jane 12-10-2007 13:15

949

dragonus 12-10-2007 14:10

What number are we on again?????????

Delusion 12-10-2007 15:28

1000 ^^

Hand 12-10-2007 18:03

1001

Delusion 12-10-2007 18:44

1002

Hand 12-10-2007 18:51

951

Hand 12-10-2007 20:45

1003

Delusion 12-11-2007 02:53

1004

Hand 12-11-2007 13:12

1005

kingjr1992 12-11-2007 13:22

1006

*Risen_Soul* 12-11-2007 15:06

1007

Hand 12-11-2007 18:02

1008


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