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if i was to tell you a man was coming where you are with 3 wishes and a large ammount of cheese would you want to run screaming from it like 6 hookers with herpes and rabies. i would. theres nothing more substantial than winging it when ur out on a tuesday bike ride and someone walks up to u with a cigarette.. lit and smelling faintly of something a bit stranger. when i look at myself reflected in the distant waters of a falling civilization you may be led to wonder whats left in life but to kill yourself and i wouldnt mind at all. sometimes these things happen and its best to forget it.. much like the clown at my 5th birthday party that honked his large clown nose at the kids while unzipping his fly. if you could only imagine the smell of several unwashed and unclean otters slowly swimming upstream to what i could only hope to be the spawning grounds of hundreds upon hundreds of salmon calmly exploding their life force onto the world for all of us to lament. it was at that precise moment i decided there truly was no place left for humanity to go back to. slowly creeping in towards nonexistance at a pace that was startlingly fast and at the same time easily predictable. understand that by now surely you have lost at least a minute or two of the precious gift of life that will never return to you. repent sinners, the hour of judgement is upon you and noone brought any hats for the party.
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boobies
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ACTUAL LABEL INSTRCTIONS
On Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping. ·On bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. ·On a box of Dial Soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. ·On some Schwann's frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost ·On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head. ·On Tesco's Tiramisu desert: Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.) ·On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. ·On packaging for a Rowenta Iron: Do not iron clothes on body. |
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I spam as much as I can while sitting next to my lamb who eats ham.
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Surfing without a surfboard is impossible?
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I think a Pyramide is pretty big....
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but your granny's butt is bigger ! :rolleyes:
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iPhone rulezzzzzzzzzzzzzz !:cool:
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and that rhymes with ......... bawls!
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ehm
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Cows go "moo" and get their heads chopped off.
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Wait, I got something to tell you all. Wait, I can't remember... OH wait, I think...Nevermind. Oh wait yeah, I remember!!! I have to make a random post on the spam thread.
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I now like short walks on the beach(prefer 2 minutes)
I like movies that creep out girls. I like to talk about sex. I am a creep. Girls think I'm crazy.I play as a girl on CO and am married to a guy wtf. I like long naps. I am addicted to CO and CO forums, so I don't have time to be romantic I love chocolate and I don't share with anybody :D I like to say rawr ^,..,^... It's cute looking. I am a guy still... hahaha. Threw you off on the last post ehh? I like all games in general. I post long annoying spams. I once had a nutty dog that got hit by a car. It's name was spunky :'( I now have a cat, I used to kick it. I seen porn, but I am not very interested. My life is ruined thanks to CO I can drive a car ;) Just make sure you pay for the gas. I am cheap(Like it pretty much said on the last post) I am sensitive. I love a lot, but also have extreme hatred to a lot I am disturbed. I want to watch TV, I don't have cable so it's boring. I am amazed if you are still reading this. I am very quite and patient I know how to treat a woman. Dogs don't like me. I can't swim well. I am medium class and I live in Florida, but was born in California So who wants to date me? |
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SUCKER SPAM O.o
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smoke break
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Bored >.>
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go camping :)
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titan spamm theard sux :eek:
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lalalala
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Holy Rusted Cheese N Crackers Batman Kryger
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chu chu
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