Crazy Guy 1: It has come to my attention that someone in this room has FARTED!!!!
Woman: Oh dear, whatever are we going to do?!
Crazy Guy 2: Well, I believe that the first person who smelt it, dealt it! Arrest Crazy Guy 1!
Educated Guy: Hold on right there. Didn't anyone notice Creepy Man standing behind Crazy Guy 1? He was there only for a few moments before he vanished! We must find him and arrest him!
Creepy Man (returning back to the room): No way! It wasn't me at all! You can't prove it either!
Educated Man (thinking for a moment): Hmm, even though there is no way that I can prove it, I have always believed in something that my father taught me when I was a boy. He used to tell me: "Son, always remember that the man who denied it, supplied it."
(Everyone stares at Creepy Man)
Later that night, Creepy Man was arrested and charged on three counts of "Denying it and Supplying it" based on several eye witnesses who saw him in the area during that fateful time. No word yet on the sentence that Creepy Man will be given for his heinous crime.
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