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Lord_Foo 07-30-2009 16:50

Shayak - Track 02

wertfoo 08-01-2009 14:38

we like to camp

Lord_Foo 08-01-2009 14:40

Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down

Lord_Foo_V2 08-08-2009 07:58

Stephen Malkmus - The Hook

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn429QTcC6k

At age 19 I was kidnapped by Turkish pirates
Mediterranean thugs
After some torture they considered me their mascot
Cypriotic Good Luck
I had to taste the deck and many other things
I had to pay the piper with my wedding ring
And I would never see my family again

By 25 I was respected as an equal
My art was a knife
On countless raids I was the first one up the lanyard
Yeah I was seeking a fight
There is no time to pray
And there's no time to beg
And then it's off with an arm
Or it's off with a leg
And if I spare your life
It's because the tide is leaving

Oh yeah

By 31 I was the captain of a galleon
I was Poseidon's new son
The coast of Montenegro was my favorite target
It was ever so fun
We had no wooden legs
Or steel hooks
We had no black eye patches
Or a starving cook
We were just killers with the cold eyes of a sailor
Yeah we were killers with the cold eyes of a sailor

Abbadon 08-18-2009 01:09

Simply love these lyrics.

Apples in Stereo - Sunndal Song

In tired paths of light
You circle me and try to pin me down
And all the forward thoughts
Of emptiness are moving to the sound
On such a perfect night
The moonlight lingers softly in the air,
And to the moon's delight,
It shimmers slightly dancing in your hair.

CHORUS:
And so when you're down
I'll lift you up I'll be the one
Who's always sure of where you are
And all the things you need to know,
And when you're tired and think the moon
Forgot to shine on you you'll see,
Just wait for me to show you.

The pockets in the air
That float and turn and hold the flecks of light,
The sound of happiness
Will show in motions rendered by the night
And dreams of splintered sounds
Which played before you silent as a thought,
And you'll remember these
Are better than the reasons you had lost.

CHORUS x2

FallenPrime 08-18-2009 17:46

Dennis Leary - I'm an *******
 
If any of this bypasses the filter... just edit it, I didn't write it, just copy-pasta. :D

Folks, Id like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, about you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the ****les of our hearts
Maybe below the ****les,
Maybe in the sub ****le area,
Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon, we dont know

Im just a regular Joe, with a regular job
Im your average white, suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just aint enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no, no way, uh uh)
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone elses expense
(woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

Im an ******* (hes an *******, what an *******)
Im an ******* (hes an *******, such an *******)

I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"

Im an ******* (hes an *******, what an *******)
Im an ******* (hes the worlds biggest *******)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

Im an ******* (hes an *******, what an *******)
Im an ******* (hes a real ****ing *******)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe theyre right when they tell me Im wrong
Nah

Im an ******* (hes an *******, what an *******)
Im an ******* (hes the worlds biggest *******)

You know what Im gonna do
Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And make brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)
And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when Im done sucking down those greeseball burgers
Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then Im gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why, because weve got the bombs, thats why
2 words, nuclear ****ing weapons, OK?
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square
and it wont make a lick of difference
Because weve got the bombs, OK?
John Wayne's not dead, hes frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer
Were gonna thaw out the duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why,
Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times
Thats how pissed off the dukes gonna be!
I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes,
and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey,
and drive down to Texas and say.....

(Hey! You know, you really are an *******!)
Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
Im an ******* (hes an *******, what an *******)
Im an ******* (hes the worlds biggest *******)

A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Everybody
A-S-S-H-O-L-E

Im an ******* and Im proud of it

Abbadon 08-20-2009 18:22

What happened to sweet music O.o

FallenPrime 08-21-2009 14:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abbadon (Post 10651705)
What happened to sweet music O.o

That song is sick. ;D

I have another one I like alot... but it is EXTREMELY overplayed by all of my idiot immature friends... here it is:

Jizz in my Pants - Lonely Island Records

Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hands, skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry

Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
The whole night what we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I jizz in my pants

This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize
That's just absurd
Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
And now I jizz in my pants
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a ****
Plus it's your fault
You were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive
Some would say that's a plus
Now I'll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heartbroken, not lookin' for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The checkout counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked cash or credit
And I jizzed in my pants

It's perfectly normal
Nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a cleanup
On aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
Because I jizzed in my pants
To be fair
You were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans makes me
Bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing
I'm gonna pay by check

Last week, I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang
And I jizzed in my pants

Speeding in the street, when the red lights flash
Need to get away, need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you
And I jizz in my pants

The next day
My alarm goes off
And I jizz in my pants

Open my window and a breeze rolls in
And I jizz in my pants

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense
I jizzed in my pants

I just ate a grape
And I jizzed in my pants

I went to. . .
Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok?

I jizz right in my pants
Every time you're next to me
And when we're holdin hands
Its like havin sex with me
You say I'm premature
I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times
Its a necessity
Cuz I jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants (x3))
Yes I jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)

Nibor 08-21-2009 16:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by FallenPrime (Post 10653340)
That song is sick. ;D

I have another one I like alot... but it is EXTREMELY overplayed by all of my idiot immature friends... here it is:

Jizz in my Pants - Lonely Island Records

I have the Lonely Island's album, Incredibad, verrrry funny [=

FallenPrime 08-23-2009 10:03

Yes it is =)

I am out of Music Ideas, don't make me put up some oldschool Weird Al. ;P

Lord_Foo_V3 08-29-2009 05:39

Back in their not-so-serious days

Green Day - Dominated Love Slave


I want to be your dominated love slave
I want to be the one that takes the pain
You can spank me when I do not behave
Mack me in the forehead with a chain

Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drive them staples deep

I want you to slap me and call me naughty
Put a beltsander against my skin
I want to feel pain all over my body
Can't wait to be punished for my sins.

Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drive them staples deep

Yee-hah!

Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drrrriiiveeee.....Staples?

Lord Elminster 08-29-2009 14:37

No-Time : Eat all the Old People
 
The people of our nation don't see no obligation
To fix the situation of the elder generation
They're stuffing up the nursing homes to overflowing
Yeah, but the problem keeps growing
People getting jacked for their Social Security checks
I detect that they don't get no respect
So what you gonna do, a dilemma for the whole crew
Open up your ears; I got an answer for you (what's that)
Open up your ears; I got an answer for you (what you say?)
Open up your ears; I got an answer for you

We gotta eat all the old people
Show em that you love em
We gotta eat all the old people
Shove em in the oven
We gotta eat all the old people
Stick em in the freezer
We gotta eat all the old people
We're gonna garnish up a geezer

We're gonna hack em, whack, de-bone and stack em
Two by two on the bar-b-q rack em
We're talking Steve McQueen with the Soylent Green
We grinding up the grannies in the granny-grind machine
The venerable edibles, the ancient incredible
Burger, one bite and you know it's not regrettable
The aged, the antiquated, dilapidated
Gonna get processed and then marinated
And now we go around, we're cleaning up the town
We frying up the Golden Girls to a golden brown

We gotta eat all the old people
Show em that you love em
We gotta eat all the old people
Shove em in the oven
We gotta eat all the old people
Eat em skin and all
We gotta eat all the old people
We're gonna marinate with Geritol

We're talking O-L-D, P-E-O-P-L-E
It's always the first that's the worst
Until they become a tasty treat
We're talking E-A-T, all the O-L-D
We're talking E-A-T, all the O-L-D

Here we go
We gotta eat all the old people (c'mon)
We gotta eat all the old people (c'mon)
We gotta eat all the old people (c'mon)
We gotta eat all the old people (here we go)
We gotta eat all the old people (c'mon)
We gotta eat all the old people (c'mon)
We gotta eat all the old people (uh-huh)
We gotta eat all the old people (boyeeeeeee)

Now I think you know exactly how I feel
A sandwich is a sandwich but your grandpa is a meal

Lord_Foo_V3 08-30-2009 05:24

Rofl

Lord Elminster 08-30-2009 10:38

I will find more obscure, sick/twisted **** to put up here =)

Lord_Foo_V3 08-31-2009 01:03

Arm of Roger - The ***** song

Boy you like to give it to me every night
You give it to me good until the morning light
You make my ***** happy make it feel so right
Whatchoo gonna do for my ***** tonight?

You wanna **** my *****?
-I'll **** yo *****.
You wanna kick my *****?
-I'll kick yo *****.
You wanna sea clamp my *****?
-I'll sea clamp yo *****.
You wanna take a swing at my *****?
-I'll take a swing at that *****.
You wanna drive my *****?
-I'll drive yo *****.
You wanna nail my *****?
-I'll nail yo *****.
You wanna tai-bo my *****?
-I'll tai-bo yo *****.
You wanna saté my *****?
-I'll saté yo *****.

Boy you like to give it to me every night
You give it to me good until the morning light
You make my ***** happy make it feel so right
Whatchoo gonna do for my ***** tonight?

You wanna yell at my *****?
-I'll yell at yo *****.
You wanna x-ray my *****?
-I'll x-ray yo *****.
You wanna karatechop my *****?
-I'll karatechop yo *****.
You wanna dogtrain my *****?
-I'll dogtrain that *****.
You wanna saté my *****?
-I'll saté yo *****.
You wanna nail my *****?
-I'll nail yo *****.
You wanna put black on my *****?
-I'll put black on yo *****.
You wanna throw rocks at my *****?
-I'll throw rocks at yo *****.

Boy you like to give it to me every night
You give it to me good until the morning light
You make my ***** happy make it feel so right
Whatchoo gonna do for my ***** tonight?

Goddamn my *****.
-Goddamn that *****.
Who gets this *****?
-I get this *****.

Whatchoo gonna do?

Lord_Foo_V3 09-04-2009 13:27

Owl City - Fireflies

Lord_Foo_V3 09-30-2009 09:45

Owell, if I freaked you out, back to decent lyrics then.



At the Drive-In - Star Slight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPiHQEdglLI

sailing all alone, guided by starlight
nowhere is my home
inside of my mind
we've paid that shoeshine boy
whose buff has no smile
he spits on your tip-toes
and you keep hugging folklore
like it's out of style, out of focus
harum scarum
we promote this cover, discover
and you know your insides true
better than i do

PimpDaddyD 10-01-2009 05:33

Msi - "shut me up"
 
Mindless Self Indulgence - Shut Me Up lyrics
-------------------------------------------------------------
The bass, the rock
The mic, the treble
I like my coffee black
Just like my metal

The bass, the rock
The mic, the treble
I like my coffee black
Just like my metal

I can't wait for you to knock me up
In a minute, minute
In a ***in' minute

I can't wait for you to knock me up
In a minute, minute
In a second

I can't wait for you to shut me up
And make me hip like bad ass
I can't wait for you to shut me up
Shut it up

I can't wait for you to shut me up
And make me hip like bad ass
I can't wait for you to shut me up
Shut it up

The bass, the rock
The mic, the treble
I like my coffee black
Just like my metal

The bass, the rock
The mic, the treble
I like my coffee black
Just like my metal

I can't wait for you to knock me up
In a minute, minute
In a ***ing minute

I can't wait for you to knock me up
In a minute, minute
In a second

I can't wait for you to shut me up
And make me hip like bad ass
I can't wait for you to shut me up
Shut it up

I can't wait for you to shut me up
And make me hip like bad ass
I can't wait for you to shut me up
Shut it up

I don't find it funny right now (right now)
Just want my ma-ma-ma-money right now (now)
I'm on my way to the party right now (right now)

I don't find it funny right now (right now)
Just want my ma-ma-ma-money right now (now)
I'm on my way to the party right now (right now)

Because the break, the break, the break

I can't wait for you to shut me up
And make me hip like bad ass
I can't wait for you to shut me up
Shut it up

I can't wait for you to shut me up
And make me hip like bad ass
I can't wait for you to shut me up
Shut it up


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF-Zs0sgqMY

PimpDaddyD 10-01-2009 05:36

aNOTHEr
 
Straight To Video Lyrics
Artist(Band):Mindless Self Indulgence


All aboard
Hit the road
All the bull****
Can't be ignored

It's hard to place
In my face
No emotion

All the problems
Make me wanna go
Like a bad girl
Straight to video

Little darling
Welcome to the show
You're a failure
Played in stereo

Hiedi ho
Here we go
No solution
Strong undertow

Quite unfair
Quite a pair
No box office

All the problems
Make me wanna go
Like a bad girl
Straight to video

Little darling
Welcome to the show
You're a failure
Played in stereo

I never noticed
No, never noticed
You're so amazing
So oh amazing

I never noticed
No, never noticed
You're so amazing
So oh amazing

All aboard
Hit the road
All aboard
Here we go

All the problems
Make me wanna go
Like a bad girl
Straight to video

Little darling
Welcome to the show
You're a failure
Played in stereo

I never noticed
No, never noticed
You're so amazing
So oh amazing

I never said it
No, never said
You're suffocating
Suffocating

I never noticed
No, never noticed
You're beauty's fading
It's fa fa Fading.

vIDEo - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM6elRs7F5k

Lord_Foo_V3 10-01-2009 09:43

Daniel Johnston - Hate Song

You won't even know who you are or what you're doing
Just you and your shadow on the wall
You won't even get nothin' for Christmas
No one will take you to the mall

You'll be all alone
You'll be waiting by the phone
Waiting for my call
You'll sit nervously waiting for it to ring
You'll be waiting by the phone
Hoping it will ring
But it won't ring
'Cause i won't call

You'll bite into your fingernails and spit them on the floor
'Til you won't have no fingernails no more
You'll think about the good times that we used to have
While staring at the cobwebs on your door

And you'll be all alone
The clock will tick and it'll make you sick
As every moment of your life passes by
You'll contemplate suicide with a knife one night
And it won't be nice

You'll be all alone
Yes, no one will be there to stop you
No one to clear your head
No one to talk you out of it
No one to hear the last words that you said
No one will shed a tear
No one will be there to find you dead
'Cause you'll be all alone

Maralois 10-08-2009 00:04

usualy BBC Radio1 (uk station)

wertfoo 02-10-2010 10:43

i miss this thread.bump!

Nibor 02-11-2010 15:27

Bump bump da-dump

Lord_Foo_V4 02-12-2010 08:28

I cant liiiiive if living is without you (dududum!)
I cant liiiiive, I cant give anymooooore

Nibor 02-12-2010 08:55

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RgL2MKfWTo

slayers.pro 11-13-2011 10:06

hey guys what's your openion about Justin Beiber

RexyTheDog 04-17-2015 12:00

Elsiane - Prosaic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqgEbAQOmuI

don't know the language this song is but its beautiful


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