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Nitro Duck 02-16-2008 04:09

100%?
 
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...
it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull**** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.



"REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM."

8307c4 02-16-2008 10:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nitro Duck (Post 7516631)
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...
it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

All of something.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nitro Duck (Post 7516631)
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

In the true sense of the word it means pushing one's body beyond our natural physical limitations.
But most of the time when somebody says that it's just an expression, it doesn't really mean anything.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nitro Duck (Post 7516631)
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

All the time, but it's just a clue to start reading between the lines, what is really being said here?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nitro Duck (Post 7516631)
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

They're full of ****.
Then again when I consider that 'some' workers do an actual 15 or 20 minutes worth of work every 8 hours I can kind of see where they might be coming from :p

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nitro Duck (Post 7516631)
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull**** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

I stand in full agreement, total loads of crap, all day long.

brolly000060 02-16-2008 12:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by 8307c4 (Post 7518316)
All of something.



In the true sense of the word it means pushing one's body beyond our natural physical limitations.
But most of the time when somebody says that it's just an expression, it doesn't really mean anything.



All the time, but it's just a clue to start reading between the lines, what is really being said here?



They're full of ****.
Then again when I consider that 'some' workers do an actual 15 or 20 minutes worth of work every 8 hours I can kind of see where they might be coming from :p



I stand in full agreement, total loads of crap, all day long.

why the hell did you answer rhetorical questions...that's why they are rhetorical

<|Щɪɫɔɧ|> 02-16-2008 13:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by brolly000060 (Post 7519454)
why the hell did you answer rhetorical questions...that's why they are rhetorical

it kills time

Nitro Duck 02-16-2008 13:43

lol...hoe bored do you have to be to reply to that in that manner haha

O.Great.Noob 02-16-2008 14:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nitro Duck (Post 7516631)
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...
it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull**** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.



"REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM."

lollololololololololololololol

Ignignokt 02-16-2008 17:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by 8307c4 (Post 7518316)
All of something.



In the true sense of the word it means pushing one's body beyond our natural physical limitations.
But most of the time when somebody says that it's just an expression, it doesn't really mean anything.



All the time, but it's just a clue to start reading between the lines, what is really being said here?



They're full of ****.
Then again when I consider that 'some' workers do an actual 15 or 20 minutes worth of work every 8 hours I can kind of see where they might be coming from :p



I stand in full agreement, total loads of crap, all day long.

WOW. Why do you always take 10+ minutes to respond to a question on a gaming forum? Especially one that was not serious.


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