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~Bankai 10-06-2008 21:10

lmao moron.

RoFLtRoJaN 10-07-2008 16:11

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jcamaj 10-10-2008 13:13

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wertfoo 10-11-2008 17:41

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~Bankai 10-16-2008 17:02

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Invinsible 10-22-2008 01:08

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LoveLetters 10-27-2008 15:26

Asian Jokes : ******l Support Group

What to do if you think you, or someone you love, has a ******? Having a ****** can be an absolutely frightening experience. ****** effects all people and it doesn't discriminate. Whether you're black, white, Asian, young, old, rich, poor, or even Korean, you may already be inflicted with ******. We at the ****** Research Institute have spoke with several ******'ed individuals and would like to share their advice in hopes to serve the ******lly ignorant. Here are some common questions that people with ****** have:

Will my ****** make me die?

More than likely, yes. While the purpose of the ****** is still unknown, it is a well documented fact that 100% of those inflicted with ******, have their lives ended with death.

Why does my ****** bleed every month?

Well there are 2 schools of thought about the blood issue; 1st being that the ****** gets routinely sick of it's own smell and has developed internal ulcers that tend to bleed every month. 2nd school of thought comes from the religious right, and claims that ****** is a result of the devil and one of the devil's promises to Jesus Christ was that he would, among other things, ruin all the white jeans of everyone in the world. This is reportedly claimed in the bible, however this cannot be confirmed because no one has yet read the bible.

My car keys keep slipping out of my ******. Any recommendations?

Quite often, people with ****** use it to keep their keys and identification card when they go out bar hopping. If your keys continue to slip out of the ******l opening, get one of those sharp bottle opener / key chain things and, using slight force, dig a groove into the inner wall of your ****** so they can be hung there like a hat rack. And, depending on the size of your ******, you can also use the same method to sneak your beers out of the bar.

What is likely to be found in a ******?

I'm glad you asked. ******s on the whole seem to cling to those members of our society who can be construed as moody, arrogant and even downright hard to get along with. The current state of thought on the contents of the ****** tends to lead toward a bacteria that seems to tax one's common sense quite thoroughly. Researchers seem to think that ******s may contain an undiscovered enzyme that attacks one's more cerebral or 'rational' traits and leans the individual toward irrational thinking.

Case in point: A ****** researcher once discovered that his roommate was a victim of ******. The ******'ed individual seemed to be relentless in her pursuit of control of the researcher, despite repeated attempts to explain that much of this asserted control was in areas in no way connected to the ******'ed person. Eventually the ******'ed person found a more tolerant and gullible person to take advantage of and escaped the researcher's quarters. But this episode taught us quite a bit, and we will one day learn more once we are able to hold another vaginoid in captivity.

If you suspect that you have a ****** or have any questions about your ******, let us know! Call 1-800-VAG-INAS. Operators standing by on 24-hour call.

BerzerkUnicorn 10-27-2008 15:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoveLetters (Post 9366625)
Asian Jokes : ******l Support Group

What to do if you think you, or someone you love, has a ******? Having a ****** can be an absolutely frightening experience. ****** effects all people and it doesn't discriminate. Whether you're black, white, Asian, young, old, rich, poor, or even Korean, you may already be inflicted with ******. We at the ****** Research Institute have spoke with several ******'ed individuals and would like to share their advice in hopes to serve the ******lly ignorant. Here are some common questions that people with ****** have:

Will my ****** make me die?

More than likely, yes. While the purpose of the ****** is still unknown, it is a well documented fact that 100% of those inflicted with ******, have their lives ended with death.

Why does my ****** bleed every month?

Well there are 2 schools of thought about the blood issue; 1st being that the ****** gets routinely sick of it's own smell and has developed internal ulcers that tend to bleed every month. 2nd school of thought comes from the religious right, and claims that ****** is a result of the devil and one of the devil's promises to Jesus Christ was that he would, among other things, ruin all the white jeans of everyone in the world. This is reportedly claimed in the bible, however this cannot be confirmed because no one has yet read the bible.

My car keys keep slipping out of my ******. Any recommendations?

Quite often, people with ****** use it to keep their keys and identification card when they go out bar hopping. If your keys continue to slip out of the ******l opening, get one of those sharp bottle opener / key chain things and, using slight force, dig a groove into the inner wall of your ****** so they can be hung there like a hat rack. And, depending on the size of your ******, you can also use the same method to sneak your beers out of the bar.

What is likely to be found in a ******?

I'm glad you asked. ******s on the whole seem to cling to those members of our society who can be construed as moody, arrogant and even downright hard to get along with. The current state of thought on the contents of the ****** tends to lead toward a bacteria that seems to tax one's common sense quite thoroughly. Researchers seem to think that ******s may contain an undiscovered enzyme that attacks one's more cerebral or 'rational' traits and leans the individual toward irrational thinking.

Case in point: A ****** researcher once discovered that his roommate was a victim of ******. The ******'ed individual seemed to be relentless in her pursuit of control of the researcher, despite repeated attempts to explain that much of this asserted control was in areas in no way connected to the ******'ed person. Eventually the ******'ed person found a more tolerant and gullible person to take advantage of and escaped the researcher's quarters. But this episode taught us quite a bit, and we will one day learn more once we are able to hold another vaginoid in captivity.

If you suspect that you have a ****** or have any questions about your ******, let us know! Call 1-800-VAG-INAS. Operators standing by on 24-hour call.





bored ?

SpyBot 10-27-2008 17:29

Irish or Italian? Dutch or Welsh?

BerzerkUnicorn 10-29-2008 07:58

dutch


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Shamen 10-29-2008 22:47

Hungry.

SpyBot 10-30-2008 12:49

You can't have-a da Mango!

BerzerkUnicorn 10-30-2008 13:59

lalalalalalal

TommyIsBack 12-29-2008 18:03

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15 HOURS UNTIL BASIC COMBAT TRAINING. HOAH!!!!

uannaka1996 01-17-2009 03:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by TommyIsBack (Post 9694308)

15 HOURS UNTIL BASIC COMBAT TRAINING. HOAH!!!!

aah!!

Lil_Flutterby 01-22-2009 23:24

:rolleyes:

SpyBot 01-22-2009 23:51

my brain hurts.

.Hell. 01-23-2009 04:52

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~Bankai 01-25-2009 08:28

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.Hell. 01-29-2009 10:59

...

WeezY 01-29-2009 12:16

....

uannaka1996 01-30-2009 22:21

...

.Hell. 01-31-2009 02:05

>.<

Lord_Foo 01-31-2009 02:09

The breasts are modified sudoriferous (sweat) glands, producing milk in women, and in some rare cases, men. Each breast has one nipple surrounded by the areola. The areola is colored from pink to dark brown and has several sebaceous glands. In women, the larger mammary glands within the breast produce the milk. They are distributed throughout the breast, with two-thirds of the tissue found within 30 mm of the base of the nipple. These are drained to the nipple by between 4 and 18 lactiferous ducts, where each duct has its own opening. The network formed by these ducts is complex, like the tangled roots of a tree. It is not always arranged radially, and branches close to the nipple. The ducts near the nipple do not act as milk reservoirs; Ramsay et al. have shown that conventionally described lactiferous sinuses do not, in fact, exist. Instead, most milk is actually in the back of the breast, and when suckling occurs, the smooth muscles of the gland push more milk forward.

.Hell. 01-31-2009 03:00

Tittes =o

Mory 02-08-2009 05:49

......

.Hell. 02-08-2009 06:51

:eek:

Mory 02-08-2009 08:04

^_^

.Hell. 02-08-2009 09:04

:p

Lord Elminster 02-10-2009 01:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by .Hell. (Post 9947719)
:p

:(:mad:;):rolleyes::eek::o:D:p:):cool::confused:

wertfoo 02-12-2009 09:50

the "i quit co and you didnt so im smarter"thread
 
here ya go peeps,yer own private thread 2 tell the rest of us how dumb we r for playing a game that YOU dont like.since yer opinion is really the only 1 that matters anyway,right?:rolleyes:

Lord_Foo 02-12-2009 10:02

Agreed. If you don't like CO don't complain about TQ and quit with your mouth shut.

elromo 02-12-2009 11:19

nah, they think they r smarter than us but they keep coming back, hows so is that smart? :confused:

Lord_Foo 02-12-2009 11:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by elromo (Post 9976626)
nah, they think they r smarter than us but they keep coming back, hows so is that smart? :confused:

it isnt, thats what both wertfoo and me were trying to say here

karfluki 02-12-2009 12:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by wertfoo (Post 9976011)
here ya go peeps,yer own private thread 2 tell the rest of us how dumb we r for playing a game that YOU dont like.since yer opinion is really the only 1 that matters anyway,right?:rolleyes:

This thread is an AWESOME idea - I just hope people will get the sarcasm and irony.

I think we all are a little bored with threads about how terrible the game is, and how we should all get a brain and quit.

I'll try to stay on top of other threads and merge them here when I see something like that.

Well done, stickied.

Lord_Foo 02-12-2009 12:55

rofl xD

wertfoo 02-12-2009 21:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by karfluki (Post 9977039)
This thread is an AWESOME idea - I just hope people will get the sarcasm and irony.

I think we all are a little bored with threads about how terrible the game is, and how we should all get a brain and quit.

I'll try to stay on top of other threads and merge them here when I see something like that.

Well done, stickied.

heh*blush*im honored.


p.s.its by me,anyone that doesn't automatically assume sarcasm does not know me well enough.;)

elromo 02-13-2009 03:36

huh, wait a minute, why the ppl that quit havent posted here yet? they r afraid that they will get *****ed by us? :)

Eametsa 02-13-2009 07:56

we have a spam thread already...


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