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Feng Shui Horscope - Something Fun

Feng Shui Horoscope

Take just a couple of minutes to take this test & see
what happens!
If you are honest this tells the truth -- it's pretty
good.

Write your answers on a piece of paper, NO cheating!!
The answers are at the bottom...

1. Which is your favorite color: red, black, blue,
green, or yellow?
2. Your first initial?
3. Your month of birth?
4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
5 . Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
6. Your favorite number?
7. Do you like California or Florida more?
8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?


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Answers:
1. If you choose:
Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - you are conservative and aggressive.
Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back
Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and
affection from the ones you love.
Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good
advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:
A-K - You have a lot of love and friendships in your
life.
L-R - You try to enjoy your life to the maximum and
your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z - You like to help others and your future love
life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:
JAN - MAR: The year will go very well for you and you
will discover that you fall in love with someone
totally unexpected.
APR - JUN: You will have a strong love relationship
that will last forever.
JUL - SEP: You will have a great year and will
experience a major life-changing experience for the
good.
OCT - DEC: Your love life will be great, you will find
your soulmate.

4. If you chose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction,
it will be the best thing for you, and you will be
glad for the change.
White: You have a friend who completely confides in
you and would do anything for you, but you may not
realize it.

5. This person should be your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you will have in
your lifetime.

7. If you chose:
California : You like adventure.
Florida : You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:
Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your lover
and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

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Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but they are easy to get. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right person to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men....men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the **** out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

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She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup,
under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter as she'd done
many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to
leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet
paper good-bye!"